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Bertie Mee said to Bob Shankley,

"Have you head of the North Bank, Highbury?"

The Shank said, "no, I don't think so,

But I've heard that The Bakery Andante in Morningside's bread may be pricey but it's simply bliss - and just a few doors from Mellis Cheese. Fondue? Yes please!"

 

And I guess if we're being middle class, we should expect to hear this in Govan:

 

"We ur ra LUMPEN proletariat"

 

FTFY

 

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FTFY

 

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Indeed Boris! Social reform unlikely from that lot. This may be the first time I've admitted they're not actually classless!

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Good Day, Good Day, We Are The Young Men Who Reside In Gorgie

 

 

Good Day, Good Day, You Will Be Aware Of Us Vocally.

 

We Are Knee Deep In the Blood Of Roman Catholics.

 

Give Up, Or You Will Pass Away.

 

We Are The Protestants Who Reside in Gorgie.

 

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Away on my Gap

I should of seen it coming

A box of goon, Fosters beer and Australian women

Staying in different hostels, travelling foreign places

How I have loved my gap year

It's put me through my paces

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Could you go a Pastila of Confit Chicken with Duck Fat Fries Robert Sands

 

Not easy to confit chicken to be fair. In Morocco, Pigeon is more traditional for pastilla anyway.

 

The oppo would be all over that chant, we'd be making a fool of ourselves, man!

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Who ate all the Brie?

Who ate all the Brie?

You rotund parent-less person

Who ate all the Brie?

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