invernessjt Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Worst thread ever. Cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigogs Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You're corked and you know you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr God Awful Ugly Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You are persuing your favoured profession of adjudicating association football matches without the necessary skills or knowledge and quite frankly making a mess of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westbow Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 The middle classes that I know are more guilt ridden, apologetic, tree huggers than anything else. We're from the Capital (although that shouldn't matter as its an anachronism really). You're from a shit hole (oh my god did I really say that, must be the fumes from my coffee scented beard oil) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Who ate all the pies? The leek and goats cheese pies, You, you gourmand You, you gourmand You ate all the pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyk Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Please inform the supporters of Hibernian Football club that is an awfully long time since they achieved success in the oldest Association football competition in the world, although it is appreciated that they HAVE won another, lesser competition more recently, but, in all honesty, we could not give a stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EIEIO Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Since I was at Watson's nursery , I've followed Hearts, HMFC the team for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You rotund illegitmate man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Would you care to participate in some light hearted combat with the District of Gorgie,s aggression group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You're getting an official letter of warning in the morning, warning in the morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryJ-o-s Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 In your city slums, You look in the larder for something to eat, You find some old P?t? and you think it's a treat, In your city slums, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Would you care to participate in some light hearted combat with the District of Gorgie,s aggression group This reminds me of a character in the Viz, Raffles the Gentleman Thug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryJ-o-s Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You are my butler, My only butler, You're only happy, when I'm away, Your wife's a dentist, your son an apprentice, So please don't take my candlesticks away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerriatrick Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Your faeces and you know you are........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Worst thread ever. Cringeworthy. Oh dear boy, could one not intellectually devise, a little ditty for oneself on said thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Your Merlot's in the fridge Your Merlot's in the fridge E I ADDIO your Merlot's in the fridge. Hemp dungarees with home-made braces Recycled Crocs without any laces We are the chaps (and don't forget the ladies too) to engage in robust debate We are the Gorgie BOAT chaps (BOAT = Bicycles Or Alternative Transport) (and don't forget the ladies too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Guy next to me once shouted at the referee Charlie Richmond "yer nothing but a small town in Surrey" A guy behind me at a derby once shouted 'you're only good for posh pub food at a reasonable price' at David Wotherspoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You're going home in an NHS ambulance. You're gonnae get yer BUPA forms filled out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 You're gonnae get yer BUPA forms filled out. Top stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboman1512 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 A guy behind me at a derby once shouted 'you're only good for posh pub food at a reasonable price' at David Wotherspoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilamas Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I am happily upper middle class. I didn't think it showed -or mattered until years ago ... We were beating the pars 3-0 or something, the game had petered out and was a bit boring. I heard a voice yell out (then cringed as I realised it was mine), "Come on Hearts, sort your lives out!" A split second later my brother yelled out, "Come on Hearts, ya dozy ****s! F******g waken up!" I thought to myself, "Yes, that's what I meant to say." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Would you care to participate in some light hearted combat with the District of Gorgie,s aggression group Good effort, but a middle class person would have got the punctuation correct. It should be "Gorgie's". Still, 7/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 A guy behind me at a derby once shouted 'you're only good for posh pub food at a reasonable price' at David Wotherspoon. That's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm pretty sure it was the same guy who simply screamed 'DIE YOU *****' at Riordan in the same game so I'm not sure how middle class he was though. (that word starts with a C btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 This reminds me of a character in the Viz, Raffles the Gentleman Thug. Ahem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Do you know where hell is? Hell is Easter Road. Heaven is an aspirational concept To suffocate the proles. Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn5 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 He's big boned, rotound, he rebounds of the ground. We're from the capital, you're from the council (repeat) Henry Henry what's the groove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Your Dads work for our Dads Your Dads work for our Dads Na na na na Na na na na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masonic Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I dont get the whole class thing you either came from a family with money or not for me i didnt but that didnt stop me getting an incredible job later on. When im at the football i see it as ur either a jambo or ur not doesnt matter ur background to me. Obv this thread is mainly a troll but id just like to put my thoughts out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 Your Dads work for our Dads Your Dads work for our Dads Na na na na Na na na na Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I dont get the whole class thing you either came from a family with money or not for me i didnt but that didnt stop me getting an incredible job later on. When im at the football i see it as ur either a jambo or ur not doesnt matter ur background to me. Obv this thread is mainly a troll but id just like to put my thoughts out there This thread is just for a laugh and should in no way be taken seriously. I do like the slightly more subtle ones than the (as someone said) old Etonian-esque efforts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masonic Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 This thread is just for a laugh and should in no way be taken seriously. I do like the slightly more subtle ones than the (as someone said) old Etonian-esque efforts. lol i might have been a bit overzealous tbf though i had just gotten off the phone with the RSPCA to report a stray dog i seen with cuts on its back legs and problems with its vision still waiting on the call back from the council dog warden to see if its owner has been tracked or what, But i still think i made a valid point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 sing when one's winning, you only sing when ones winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will-i-am-a-jambo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Going by the David Wotherspoon and Charlie Richmond chat, my mate used to shout 'Scott Booth, phone booth more like!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Draper Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Tabbouleh, ol?, ol?, ol?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Having been pipped on the ambulance one - I was going to use Murrayfield Hospital, here's one from long ago that hopefully nobody has already used: Hamish Hamish where's one's spouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Your Merlot's in the fridge Your Merlot's in the fridge E I ADDIO your Merlot's in the fridge. Red wine in the fridge? How frightful. Surely you meant the first pressed Chablis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco Fascione Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 We are all middle class... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 That gentleman is of an alternative sexual orientation, That gentleman displays a deviation from a straight line, That gentleman's posterior is available for occupation for a nominal monetary fee. Michael Weir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Red wine in the fridge? How frightful. Surely you meant the first pressed Chablis? But of course - a jibe at the oiks who DO keep their Merlot in the fridge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekeo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 That gentleman is of an alternative sexual orientation, That gentleman displays a deviation from a straight line, That gentleman's posterior is available for occupation for a nominal monetary fee. Michael Weir Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Rousset Wilder Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Send your cashmere over here. Send your cashmere over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Score at a debutantes' ball, You couldn't score at a debutantes' ball... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Henry, excuse us for a moment. We were just wondering if you it would be possible to let us know whether you can see us or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 "Who is the illegitimate child in the black?" "Who is the illegitimate child?" "Who' is the illegitimate child?" "Who is the illegitimate child in the black?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Your Au Pair is from Eastern Europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonesy Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 lol i might have been a bit overzealous tbf though i had just gotten off the phone with the RSPCA to report a stray dog i seen with cuts on its back legs and problems with its vision still waiting on the call back from the council dog warden to see if its owner has been tracked or what, But i still think i made a valid point What tune does that go to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 "That decision was effin lamentable" remains my fav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Bertie Mee said to Bob Shankley, "Have you head of the North Bank, Highbury?" The Shank said, "no, I don't think so, But I've heard that The Bakery Andante in Morningside's bread may be pricey but it's simply bliss - and just a few doors from Mellis Cheese. Fondue? Yes please!" And I guess if we're being middle class, we should expect to hear this in Govan: "We ur ra proletariat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His name is Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 We're from the Capital, your from a provincial town with higher than average benefit claimants and lower than average life expectancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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