Chris Benoit Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Francis McGarvey's betrothed is a courtesan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You're going home in a Land Rover Discovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 The seems to have gone from middle class to Old Etonian very quickly. Yep. The chants aren't giving adequate expression to the essentially aspirational and somewhat gauche petty snobbery of the middle classes. If you haven't got an au pair you're a **** If you haven't got an au pair you're a **** If you haven't got an au pair Haven't got an au pair Haven't got an au pair you're a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Francis McGarvey's betrothed is a courtesan. I doth my Cap to you. Andrew Walker you like to pleasure yourself. You like to pleasure yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 He's of the homosexual persuasion (which is fine by us), He's of the homosexual persuasion (my best friend is a lesbian) His posterior is available on a BTL mortgage Michael Weir, Michael Weir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Francis McGarvey's betrothed is a courtesan. A truly wizard ditty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavrentiy Beria Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Tynecastle has too many wannabe toffs . Unsociable ignorant welts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 We are fully aware where your charabancs are located Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 David Dodds. you bear an uncanny resemblance to Joseph Merrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Tynecastle has too many wannabe toffs . Unsociable ignorant welts. What's the tune to that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunblestjambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 From the archives... We dislike James Hill He is a buggerist He is a buggerist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Good day, Good day, we are a group of strapping young chaps from the Gorgie area of West Edinburgh. Good day, Good day, you'll be aware of our presence which will be characterised by a cacophony of sound. We are trudging at a depth of circa a foot and a half through the red plasma of our religiously challenged rivals, Give in, we declare, or you'll be what for. For we are indeed from the aforementioned area of Edinburgh and the followers of the leader of the glorious revolution from the late 17th century! Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Applaud, applaud. Applaud, applaud, applaud. Applaud, applaud, applaud, applaud. Tartes a la confiture de framboises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cheever Loophole Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Francis McGarvey's betrothed is a courtesan. This, old chap, is indeed a piece of artistic wordplay which truely encompasses the very essence of this Topper of a thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 The seems to have gone from middle class to Old Etonian very quickly. Indeed. Must be a right bunch of peasants on here if this is what folk think "middle class people" speak like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Ian Murray Esquire You are an onanist You are an onanist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Substantial John was cognisant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You are destined to be the recipient of multiple cranial contusions resulting from liberal application of one's Napoleons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 One Christian nade, eats Micky ds from his Ferrari You must of came in a limo, came in a limo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Indeed. Must be a right bunch of peasants on here if this is what folk think "middle class people" speak like. It's not even like they have them talking like posh people do either. It's almost as if people think the middle class speak Shakespearean English. Weird. Who ate all the quinoa. There's one that actually works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Lads, these are ******* terrible. One of those "shouldn't laugh, but I am" threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macros Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Applaud, applaud. Applaud, applaud, applaud. Applaud, applaud, applaud, applaud. Tartes a la confiture de framboises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cheever Loophole Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Ye can stick yer feckin Waitrose up yer arse. That'll keep the UKIPers sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Eat bananas, with your feet, Eat bananas with your feet, Eat bananas ,eat bananas, Eat bananas with your feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You're going home in an NHS ambulance. I laughed. One of the few that stuck to the theme instead of just using big words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDREWKIDD1874 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I don't like seeing you tip toeing out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primrose Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Ones going to get ones fornicating cranium calcitrated in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 We despise the vaccine given to children against Haemophilus influenzae serotype B minigitisk They make us vomit or otherwise cast out by the mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 What an astonishingly low number of spectators in your sporting arena What an astonishngly ow number of spectators in your sporting arena We are aware that you are leaving surreptitiously and not wishing to be noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 While doffing my cap in the general direction of some contributers, there's one I've always felt fits the OP. 'You're not fit to referee' What happened to ******* in the black chants? 'Youre not fit to referee'. Truly awful. That's a comment at a Heriots rugger match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Assistant referee, your mother is an artisan bakery item. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Green and white poo, Green and white poo, Good afternoon, good afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Pinot grigio, Pinot grigio You serve it at room temperature, You serve it at ro-om temperature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Oh referee! You are the usually challenged product of fornication that occurred outside the sanctity of marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I went to a Queens Park game a few years ago at Hampden. Late on they were winning 2-1 and their winger had the ball. Instead of running at the full back he turned and played a safe ball inside, prompting some of the locals to give him stick. A guy four or five rows behind us turned to face these angry chaps and shouted "He didn't want to take him on lest he might lose possession and put the team under pressure!". He was quite right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggio Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I went to a Queens Park game a few years ago at Hampden. Late on they were winning 2-1 and their winger had the ball. Instead of running at the full back he turned and played a safe ball inside, prompting some of the locals to give him stick. A guy four or five rows behind us turned to face these angry chaps and shouted "He didn't want to take him on lest he might lose possession and put the team under pressure!". He was quite right. Excellent use of the subjunctive mode to convey information related to a hypothetical situation. Fairly uncommon in English grammar but still used extensively in the romance languages of Spanish, French and Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Where's our bottles Where's our bottles Where's our bottles of Chardonnay!! We're going up We're going down It's going up brown town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I laughed. One of the few that stuck to the theme instead of just using big words. Ah stop moaning and pull up a thesaurus, the water's not inclement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 In your mid terraced maisonettes You look in your American Style fridge for something to eat You find a packet of Quorn and think it's a treat. In your mid terraced maisonettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyjam Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 He looks like a pollex He looks like a pollex That ugly looking chappy He looks like a pollex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Badonde Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 If nothing else this thread has taught me the word "onanist" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyp Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 In your Easter Road slums In your Easter Road slums You rake in the recycling for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think it its a treat In your Easter Road slums Oh, hang on. Does this mean that we are a middle class club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 If nothing else this thread has taught me the word "onanist" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Ha! I had to look it up as well. Not a word I have ever had to use before now. Be using it on Sunday though!!!! " awaaaay ya ******* Onanist"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Oh Edinburgh is wonderful, Oh Edinburgh is wonderful Apart from the poorer outlying areas of the city Oh Edinburgh is wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Do you know where hell is? Hell is Easter Road. Heaven is an aspirational concept To suffocate the proles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Do you know where hell is? Hell is Easter Road. Heaven is an aspirational concept To suffocate the proles. Hahahaha! Genius! And politically "spot on"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Good day, Good day, we are a group of strapping young chaps from the Gorgie area of West Edinburgh. Good day, Good day, you'll be aware of our presence which will be characterised by a cacophony of sound. We are trudging at a depth of circa a foot and a half through the red plasma of our religiously challenged rivals, Give in, we declare, or you'll be what for. For we are indeed from the aforementioned area of Edinburgh and the followers of the leader of the glorious revolution from the late 17th century! that's excellent mate that's tickled me this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Do you know where hell is? Hell is Easter Road. Heaven is an aspirational concept To suffocate the proles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 To gaze upon the Heart of Midlothian Football Club We'd even pay our Polish builder to dig a tunnel under the Channel Or go afloat On one's yacht - it's really more of a gin palace, darling And tie our Hermes scarves around a really rather charming bottle of Sancerre We really have no time to concern ourselves with players From what I believe is known euphemistically as "abroad" Like that Italian chap, the Polish fellow and that other Italian johnny When we're having an agreeable week in the South of France or possibly Tuscany The Hibs will be in .... urgh ..... Portobello. I get the feeling that our middle class aspirations differ markedly, old chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restonbabe Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 hurrah hurrah its from edinburgh we belong hurrah hurrah one should know us by our noise we are all singing this song to collectively keep us warm however we are the gorgie chaps, boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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