I P Knightley Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 You should try going to places like work, or shopping, or stuff like that. You'll hear loads of annoying phrases that I guarantee you won't forget before coming back and typing them into JKB. LOADS. So, your advertising campaign for going out is "Go out! You'll get properly wound up and pissed off by every C you encounter."?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Dusts himself down. Used every time the player taking a penalty is the same player who was fouled for it. Sent from my GT-I9195 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Work in progress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Tiresias Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I hate 'good' "How are you today?" "I'm good thanks" Noooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I hate 'good' "How are you today?" "I'm good thanks" Noooooooooooooooooo! 'I'm fine thanks' is the most boring answer in the world. I've used it for 40 years and I'm sick to death of it. wtf. Would you rather I use: dandy, ******* awesome, magic, braw mate, feeling like a sex pest today. Nah. I'm not and i'm not going to lie. I'm a grumpy old ******* so good is as good as you're going to get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 You only go outside to go to football matches? You should try going to places like work, or shopping, or stuff like that. You'll hear loads of annoying phrases that I guarantee you won't forget before coming back and typing them into JKB. LOADS. What? I'm hardly going to give him a list of my actions over the past week, so I only gave examples he'd recognise. I have a job and I'm working far more while on 3-month summer break from university. I have hoards of annoying phrases etc but I don't think to post them hours later, and either way would be for the seethe thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoonyWorld Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Relish, as in 'Wenger is relishing the trip to QPR' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Tiresias Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 'I'm fine thanks' is the most boring answer in the world. I've used it for 40 years and I'm sick to death of it. wtf. Would you rather I use: dandy, ******* awesome, magic, braw mate, feeling like a sex pest today. Nah. I'm not and i'm not going to lie. I'm a grumpy old ******* so good is as good as you're going to get. "I'm fine thanks" will do for me. "Good" came over from that land on the other side of the Atlantic, a place that seems to delight in b'stardising our wonderful English language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Literally. People should look up what it means before using. Literally rips ma knitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Peter seems awfully defensive about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Peter seems awfully defensive about this. I really really do not care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 That's entirely apparent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I like Peter's posts. They're completely harmless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I like Peter's posts. They're completely harmless. Damning with faint praise. Harmless? That's the equivalent of being friend-zoned by a nymphoniac underwear model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimus Prime Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Might've been said already but... "You can take the boy/girl out of <insert place> but you can't take <insert place> out of the boy/girl"...........**** off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 'Tremendous' Every halfwit seems to have adopted this word as the choice description of something distinctly unfunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wright1989 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 How do you like them apples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Literally. People should look up what it means before using. Literally rips ma knitting. Indeed people should. http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 'Blow off the cobwebs' Before playing sport. Terrible phrase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Johnson Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 James "Keating's". Sent from my GT-I9195 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackcurrent Jambo Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 One Of My work colleagues will call me and leave a message on my phone Just Calling to "Touch Base"..Me... Not answering you until you stop saying that. One of girls in Office..".Bear with"..."Bear with" ...Me...Hangs up phone !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 "Work colleagues" Where else, other than work, do you have colleagues? (Apologies to Blackcurrent; you reminded me of one my wife says all the effing time.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryJ-o-s Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Anything over 100%, ie whenever someone says 110% I stop listening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kc1874 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 "weasel words" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Draper Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Morning person". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 "It's gone viral" in the context of social media. In fact, add "social media". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley_ Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 "Here, here" instead of "hear, hear". This one is about spelling rather than the actual phrase so might not qualify for this thread. HHGH Agent (insert name of ex-Hearts player). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Popular phase in the .Nest at the moment "it's a marathon not a sprint" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 "tin hat on" ******* hate that phrase, any opinion preceded with it is deemed worthless by default in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Email handshake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 You don't need to be mad to work here but it helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paterson's Tache Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Emojis should be retired until there is equality. If you're not aware what these daft wee things are basically iPhones can download a keyboard that lets you type wee pictures as letters. However I have a Samsung and the pictures never show up. Nobody should use them until there is equality. Justice for Android. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 You don't need to be mad to work here but it helps. Whenever I have see a job advert that says something along of the lines of 'the chance to work in a fun atmosphere', I know not to bother applying for the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 "Sweeper Keeper". Shut Up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I'll get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 The transfer window will " slam shut " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 This '4 Yard Rule' that the SSN reporters are trying to be funny with using the magic spray to keep the folk away from the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 SMH - as in 'shake my head'. Don't know why but I really ******* hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Snow Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I hate, HATE people that call dessert "pudding". For example, someone eats their dinner and then asks if you would like "pudding" and proceeds to eat a yogurt. Yogurt is not pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Snow Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Also, I cannot stand when someone is describing their car and uses the phrase: "Yeah it just gets me from A to B". AS OPPOSED TO WHAT? FLYING YOU TO THE MOON? **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Also, I cannot stand when someone is describing their car and uses the phrase: "Yeah it just gets me from A to B". AS OPPOSED TO WHAT? FLYING YOU TO THE MOON? **** off. To be fair, some men buy high-powered German sports cars to extend the length of their penis or to compensate for being very short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 "Close thread" "That's all I'm saying" "Mothering career" (yes someone actually used this!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 "tin hat on" ******* hate that phrase, any opinion preceded with it is deemed worthless by default in my eyes. Ironically, your opinion was preceded by the phrase tin hat on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 'Dress Rehearsal' when talking about testing software in an office-environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Just about all of the terrible vernacular dreamed up by internet dwelling cretins relating to the referendum. 'Cybernat', 'project fear', 'bitter together'. Also folk just repeating the term 'eat your cereal' over the past week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I don't know if I've said this before on here but "Boobs". It makes them sound like a mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Ironically, your opinion was preceded by the phrase tin hat on. You slippery Soviet rascal you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westbow Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 "I find it rather interesting that ......" in the context of a point scoring exercise as opposed to something that is actually interesting i.e. caterpillars go into a liquid form before becoming a butterfly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I don't know if I've said this before on here but "Boobs". It makes them sound like a mistake. Yep. Hate that word, makes something fantastic sound awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Why do people overuse the word technically? Usually there is **** all technical about whatever shite they're slavering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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