The Jazz Emu Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: No idea, but it confirms my suspicion that smokers are the biggest scaffs on the planet. That's a very fair assessment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 25 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: See that light in the fridge. Is it on when the door isn't open No. The being on for x amount if time is what sets off the beeping to tell you you left the door open. Push the button in and it resets the timer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: No idea, but it confirms my suspicion that smokers are the biggest scaffs on the planet. 1. Dug owners who smoke 2. Dug owners who arent smokers 3. Smokers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 4 hours ago, been here before said: 1. Dug owners who smoke 2. Dug owners who arent smokers 3. Smokers Not one word wrong there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 21 hours ago, Lone Striker said: Maybe, if the two-thirds refers to number of items and not weight. Even that sounds surprising though - although maybe its a trick of the eyes where its only stuff like plastic bottles, juice cans, discarded takeaways, etc that catch our attention ? 70 years of cinematic depiction of male stars stubbing out their fag on the pavement may well have something to do with the continuing litter problem today. There was a report on the radio last year about beach litter picks, asking the volunteers what sort of stuff they find. Cigarette butts were mentioned in that too. All types of litter annoy me - its pure laziness and selfishness, and it doesn't seem to matter whether the nearest public bin is 100 yards away or 10 yards away. You’re bang on. I never ever throw anything on the ground. If I can’t find a bin, I’ll scrunch it up and put it in my pocket until I do. If it’s too big for my pocket, I’ll just hold on to it until I find a bin. It’s really not that difficult. Smokers are minging barstewards, just throw their butts everywhere with no thought for others. I’ve had two seperate female smokers who after being told they can’t smoke their cigarette in the taxi, have stubbed it out in to the paintwork of my taxi. No idea if they threw it on the ground, couldn’t see for all the red mist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jazz Emu Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 Now that this thread has turned on these most awful of people - smokers, I’ll chip in with my two pence worth. Why do they smoke? Is it to harm their health? Is it to make them short of money? Is it to make sure that their breath and their clothes smell foul? Is it to make other people dislike them? Is it just so that they can stand outside in the cold wind and rain? Is it all five? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 38 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: You’re bang on. I never ever throw anything on the ground. If I can’t find a bin, I’ll scrunch it up and put it in my pocket until I do. If it’s too big for my pocket, I’ll just hold on to it until I find a bin. It’s really not that difficult. Smokers are minging barstewards, just throw their butts everywhere with no thought for others. I’ve had two seperate female smokers who after being told they can’t smoke their cigarette in the taxi, have stubbed it out in to the paintwork of my taxi. No idea if they threw it on the ground, couldn’t see for all the red mist. Same here. And as you say, its not difficult to keep hold of stuff untill you find a bin. Just take a rolled up poly bag in a jacket pocket for putting your rubbish in when you're out and about. Your story about the 2 passengers in your taxi doing that is appalling - sounds like the type of folk whose personality exudes victimhood and entitlement at every opportunity. The smoking ban in enclosed public places has been around for well over 15 years now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 39 minutes ago, The Jazz Emu said: Now that this thread has turned on these most awful of people - smokers, I’ll chip in with my two pence worth. Why do they smoke? Is it to harm their health? Is it to make them short of money? Is it to make sure that their breath and their clothes smell foul? Is it to make other people dislike them? Is it just so that they can stand outside in the cold wind and rain? Is it all five? Probably all 5. I think some smokers see it as an act of rebellion against the "nanny state" too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Lone Striker said: Same here. And as you say, its not difficult to keep hold of stuff untill you find a bin. Just take a rolled up poly bag in a jacket pocket for putting your rubbish in when you're out and about. Your story about the 2 passengers in your taxi doing that is appalling - sounds like the type of folk whose personality exudes victimhood and entitlement at every opportunity. The smoking ban in enclosed public places has been around for well over 15 years now A rough guess that both incidents were in the last 10 years. Still get folk trying to smoke even now. Smokers eh🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 Did Man actually land on the moon. I'm not sure cos ive never been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Did Man actually land on the moon. I'm not sure cos ive never been Are you 100% sure on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Tazio said: Are you 100% sure on this? 100% yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Jim_Duncan said: I've never been to Portugal. Does it actually exist? Yes ive been. Recommend it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 21 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Did Man actually land on the moon. I'm not sure cos ive never been Dont you have one of your many houses there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 20 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: Sorry, I don't believe you. I've never been. I think Portugal is fake. Ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 1 hour ago, been here before said: Dont you have one of your many houses there? Yes. The Algarve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Jim_Duncan said: Sorry, I don't believe you. I've never been. I think Portugal is fake. If Portugal was remotely near to Spain, I’d say that it’s not fake. But, considering that it’s near to the moon, I think it’s highly plausible that 100% of the people who have never visited Bangor are the sort who have always been a resident of Tea-Tree Bay. Henry Hoover had a Hoover in his house once. He called it Algarve Hoover. He was a strange one, that Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 10 minutes ago, Morgan said: Yes. The Algarve. Hi pal how's retirement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Hi pal how's retirement 4 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: I once married a woman from that neck of the woods: Lucy Tania. Many men had landed on her half-sister: Luna Eclipse. No!! Not Lucy and Luna? What a coincidence! I never knew them either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Hi pal how's retirement Stopping working and retiring are two entirely different things, Rude. My mother was a Turkish Kebab. Sweet, but oh so, Prada. I loved her because she was my father. Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 "Her name was Rita She was a showgirl She wore fake diamonds in her hair And she hated underwear She said the moon looks bright On this star-filled night Your face looks like an aspidistra And you're full of shite" (To the tune of "Copacabana") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, Morgan said: Stopping working and retiring are two entirely different things, Rude. My mother was a Turkish Kebab. Sweet, but oh so, Prada. I loved her because she was my father. Bill. I'm sorry what are you talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 What’s the etiquette re clapping at funerals? Been at a few where family members have got up during the service to say a few words and despite struggling to keep it together, they’ve managed to do so. I’m sat there, so proud of them, yet once they’re done they walk back to their seat in complete silence. I’ve often wanted to burst into applause just to give them a wee bit support, but I’m too scared that a) no one else would join in and I’d look an arse or b) it would be completely frowned upon. Suppose there’s no real rules re this sort of thing but aye, it is something I’ve wondered about… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 8 minutes ago, Mr Sifter said: What’s the etiquette re clapping at funerals? Been at a few where family members have got up during the service to say a few words and despite struggling to keep it together, they’ve managed to do so. I’m sat there, so proud of them, yet once they’re done they walk back to their seat in complete silence. I’ve often wanted to burst into applause just to give them a wee bit support, but I’m too scared that a) no one else would join in and I’d look an arse or b) it would be completely frowned upon. Suppose there’s no real rules re this sort of thing but aye, it is something I’ve wondered about… I was at a friends funeral last year and he had worked in theatre his whole life and at the end before everyone left the celebrant asked the congregation to give him a final standing ovation. It’s was an oddly joyous end to the occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 The rain - is it good or bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 5 hours ago, rudi must stay said: The rain - is it good or bad Both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 How come when watching something on the telly with a woman, they miss half the story then spend the best parts of a programme asking what's happening? I replied that there was a large part of the previous episode dedicated to this part of the story, how do you miss that? She was actually watching it and not fecking talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 How did the Dollar get the nickname Buck, and the Pound get the nickname Quid ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 9 hours ago, Lone Striker said: How did the Dollar get the nickname Buck, and the Pound get the nickname Quid ? buck is from when they used to trade buckskins for things quid possibly from quid pro quo meaning something for something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 1 hour ago, milky_26 said: buck is from when they used to trade buckskins for things quid possibly from quid pro quo meaning something for something There was a papermill that supplied the royal mint in a place called Quidhampton back in ye olden days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 3 hours ago, milky_26 said: buck is from when they used to trade buckskins for things quid possibly from quid pro quo meaning something for something Cheers for that. 1 hour ago, been here before said: There was a papermill that supplied the royal mint in a place called Quidhampton back in ye olden days. I wonder how many people knew that factoid. Sounds plausible. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 If a tree lands in the woods and noone hears it did it make a sound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: If a tree lands in the woods and noone hears it did it make a sound Yes, other things that live in the woods hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: If a tree lands in the woods and noone hears it did it make a sound Why is Peter Noone in the woods? Where did he park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 minute ago, been here before said: Why is Peter Noone in the woods? Where did he park? He was on the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 minute ago, rudi must stay said: He was on the bus From Hamilton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Just now, been here before said: From Hamilton? No from the golden coast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 What’s “ Dr who “ first name ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 On 24/11/2023 at 23:30, Lone Striker said: How did the Dollar get the nickname Buck, and the Pound get the nickname Quid ? Literally from the use of Buckskins as a currency when trading with the natives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 38 minutes ago, been here before said: Why is Peter Noone in the woods? Where did he park? He was a Hermit so he'd been in the woods all the time - the videos of him with the band were just done by CGI with the trees blotted out. Peter living in the woods as a hermit was the inspiration for some of their hits, such as "There's a kind of hush" and "No milk today". 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Why don’t planes constantly gain altitude due to the earths curvature when flying long haul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Why don’t planes constantly gain altitude due to the earths curvature when flying long haul? Because they don’t fly flat. It’s tiny amounts of degrees anyway. Or may the earth actually is flat 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 55 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Why don’t planes constantly gain altitude due to the earths curvature when flying long haul? Same ways cars don't gain or lose speed due to hills etc while using cruise control, the speed/altitude are set and small adjustments made to maintain the desired speed/altitude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Just watching Jo Brands daughter on Tele, how the **** does a swampdonkey produce a wee skelp like her?? How?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Why has nobody pushed over the leaning tower of Pisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Does every city in the UK smell of weed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Does every city in the UK smell of weed? Pretty much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Tazio said: Pretty much. I was at the Barra's last and parked up near the Morrisons, it stunk all the way back to the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 12 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Does every city in the UK smell of weed? My village is rife with the stuff, even more so,since the cold weather 🤢 I left a classic review on Google about the stench of weed at Cumbernauld Asda 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 I do like the smell of weed, but i have to visit the places the torries won't go near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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