Guest JamboRobbo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Who the hell is he? I've heard of Mark Kerr, who ain't particularly good. But Frank Kerr? Maybe Frank is the brother who is good at football..... http://sport.scotsman.com/heartofmidlothianfc/Hearts-make-move-to-sign.4056563.jp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I think he is the more serious of the two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I think he is the more serious of the two... If I had my yellow card with me, you'd be getting booked right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Seems a jolly chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Should add a bit of experience to the team by the looks of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans von Luck Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Perhaps they mean "Kerr Plunk" Thats a good game, good game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Perhaps they mean "Kerr Plunk" Thats a good game, good game It would certainly make a nice change to see a good game at Tynie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Surprised we havent been linked with his Asian Cousin Wan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 If I had my yellow card with me, you'd be getting booked right now Pah, yet more faceless humourless bureaucrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans von Luck Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Does that spell the end for Michael Stewart . I think it may Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Anderson was actually using his pen name but it got lost in translation - Juan Kerr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Seems a jolly chap Looks a bit like an Austrian cellar owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 It's actually Juan Kerr. He should fit in well with most of the first team squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 3 times that jokes now been cracked. Il say 2 more till someone notices After all it takes Jaun to know Jaun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 3 times that jokes now been cracked. Il say 2 more till someone notices After all it takes Jaun to know Jaun Wann Kerr. Germanically speaking of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I prefer the man Mark Kerr. He'll do a fine job shadowing the opposition playmaker for the 90 mins. I'll get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 He may Highlight some of the weak areas in the team ? Il share your taxi Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 3 times that jokes now been cracked. Il say 2 more till someone notices After all it takes Jaun to know Jaun I know his twin brother, Amal. They look totally identical. Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Space in the taxi if you want a lift NT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Space in the taxi if you want a lift NT Yep, cheers bud, I'll just get me coat 1st though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Hurry up, theres tumbleweed all over the place and a church bell going off constantly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Hurry up, theres tumbleweed all over the place and a church bell going off constantly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yep, cheers bud, I'll just get me coat 1st though! it a tad hot for a coat the day nells,i hope it's not poshes leather number:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 They could of course sign his cousin, Conn...however it's the wrong time of the year for the lad. (Space for one more ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 it a tad hot for a coat the day nells,i hope it's not poshes leather number:cool: The lizardman posh has shed that for the summer, had a 'nifty' padded cotton number (prob Matalan 4.99 special) on down the boozer on Monday. Everyone else was in shorts and T-shirts. By the way, was in the CSR on Sunday, havin a bite to eat and a drink wi Mrs NT. Had a few more of the 'wifebeater of real ales' the XPA. Top shant that. See you by the pump after Saturdays game, or more likely, 3.45. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 They could of course sign his cousin, Conn...however it's the wrong time of the year for the lad. (Space for one more ?) One of those new 6 seaters mate. Hurry up though, the meters ticking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Judging by the posts on here we'd be better signing his cousin Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rods Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 heard is cousin is no bad Jo Kerr or is that just our owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 The lizardman posh has shed that for the summer, had a 'nifty' padded cotton number (prob Matalan 4.99 special) on down the boozer on Monday. Everyone else was in shorts and T-shirts. By the way, was in the CSR on Sunday, havin a bite to eat and a drink wi Mrs NT. Had a few more of the 'wifebeater of real ales' the XPA. Top shant that. See you by the pump after Saturdays game, or more likely, 3.45. barry, i've asked them to get us in a keg of barnstormer, since it's the last home game of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 barry, i've asked them to get us in a keg of barnstormer, since it's the last home game of the season. That Barnstormer was the bizz. I don't mind the Bishops Finger either (ooh missus, hello sailor!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 That Barnstormer was the bizz. I don't mind the Bishops Finger either (ooh missus, hello sailor!. the athletic arms is also doing the bitter & twisted:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 the athletic arms is also doing the bitter & twisted:) Is that no just the punters? The Barny gear is available online - will go down a 'stormer' round my gaff... http://www.bathales.com/ales/barnstormer.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Pinilla only signed cause he heard we were signing his sister Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peckhamjambo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Is that no just the punters? The Barny gear is available online - will go down a 'stormer' round my gaff... http://www.bathales.com/ales/barnstormer.html Heard his sister Monica was gorgeous, had a bit of a speech impediment though...........about that taxi.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I thought her name was Hook ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 What about his sister...Eilidh?!?!?! HA HA HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iaing Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 It's actually Juan Kerr. He should fit in well with most of the first team squad. Unfortunately he's injured, seems he has a GROIN strain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Just got this "scouting report" from my Utd supporting mate. Mark Kerr is the worst player to even wear the tangerine jersey............a target for the boo boys.........my most hated arab of all time...........a useless ^^^^!!!! If you sign him that would be superb!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Target for the boo boys. They will be spoilt fro choice next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glaikit Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Pinilla only signed cause he heard we were signing his sister Sue Pinilla also got briefly interested when Sue's mate Po got a mention. It's a big family this, but my money's on the Lithuanian branch sending over rising star Medio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Just got this "scouting report" from my Utd supporting mate. As it happens I'm not convinced about the guy either, or Colin Healy for that matter. Even if they were better than we have, and I think not, I'd still be worried about the sheer number of players we have hanging around the midfield. Maybe after next Tuesday's game we'll hear about an overdue clear-out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thig Ar Latha Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Just got this "scouting report" from my Utd supporting mate. One less Team in competion for him. Aberdeen Evening Express, which on Monday 'exclusively' revealed he was a major Dons signing target, today 'exclusively' reveals that the Dons appear to have lost interest 'on financial grounds' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bistokid Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 We are really going to struggle next season if we cant sign at least another three average centre midfielders. I for one am encouraged that we've at least got the ball rolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 We are really going to struggle next season if we cant sign at least another three average centre midfielders. I for one am encouraged that we've at least got the ball rolling. Indeed. Signing lots of mediocre players that play the same position is definately the way forward. With a bit of luck, we can change the whole 11 every week, and nobody will even notice the difference. It's genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bistokid Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Indeed. Signing lots of mediocre players that play the same position is definately the way forward. With a bit of luck, we can change the whole 11 every week, and nobody will even notice the difference. It's genius. We'll have a fresh squad for the whole season and that elusive consistancy that we've been searching for. Its a Win Win scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterCapital Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 We'll have a fresh squad for the whole season and that elusive consistancy that we've been searching for. Its a Win Win scenario. What about his mate Barry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 No chance of us signing a half-decent Stri Kerr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawaii Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Why is Levein not keeping Kerr if he has (according to his agent) Aberdeen, Hearts, PNE & Forest chasing him? Perhaps Levein has scouted another Gomis from the lower leagues and is happy to let Kerr leave to free up some wages, after all he is bound to be on good money at Utd as he was signed by McCall wasn't he when Eddie was throwing money away. Personally if Hearts are looking at the likes of Kerr I would tell them to stop right now and promote another youngster instead. Why not bring McGowan into midfield next season instead? PS - Is it April 1st? Only explanation for Aberdeen being included in that list of clubs surely? I'd guess any players being linked with Hamilton might be more apt for Aberdeen these days - at least until Milne sells the ground and makes a fortune on the flats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Why is Levein not keeping Kerr if he has (according to his agent) Aberdeen, Hearts, PNE & Forest chasing him? Perhaps Levein has scouted another Gomis from the lower leagues and is happy to let Kerr leave to free up some wages, after all he is bound to be on good money at Utd as he was signed by McCall wasn't he when Eddie was throwing money away. Personally if Hearts are looking at the likes of Kerr I would tell them to stop right now and promote another youngster instead. Why not bring McGowan into midfield next season instead? PS - Is it April 1st? Only explanation for Aberdeen being included in that list of clubs surely? I'd guess any players being linked with Hamilton might be more apt for Aberdeen these days - at least until Milne sells the ground and makes a fortune on the flats. I agree with that; largely. Kerr is an awful player, living off a few decent, well publicised games. The arab fans are delighted he is leaving and laughing at us attempting to sign him. Even if he wasn't awful, surely a squad that has Jonsson, Palazuelos, Aguiar, Zaliukas ( ) and Tall ( ;) ) does not require ANOTHER defensive midfielder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through thick and thin Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Kerr would be a decent addition. Not convinced by EJ at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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