jimmyjambo Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Feck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telford Jambo Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Feck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfcjamie Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Recorded it. Is it bad aye? Saw something on Facebook about a massive cotton bud for an STI check or some shite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 Aye, right up his **** eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart McNeill Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 it's trending on twitter wonder what was going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 If male Club reps Shag the same bird three times the forfeit is to drink another's mans piss and they did .... Poor standard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Some camp welsh lad ripped his foreskin says it was a girl with a tongue stud after the doctor said no way was it done by a vagina . You can make up your own mind . Lots of orange guys clearly dumb reality telly is where a lot of young people get their heros from . Terrible show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Couple of boys I went to Uni with were on it apparently. Roasters. Will have to skip through it to see what they were up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 The boy Daryl is an absolute knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I've just happened across an episode of this. Greeks, Spaniards etc must have the shittest opinion of British people. And I wouldn't blame them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 White wine spritzers then blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboCampbell Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I've just happened across an episode of this. Greeks, Spaniards etc must have the shittest opinion of British people. And I wouldn't blame them. I was there 5 years ago and they absolutely hated English folk! We were OK due to the fact we were from north of the border! I will be honest, we went mental and ended up in a fair few scraps etc which at the time made us as bad as the English but we kept ourselves to outselves for the most part and didnt bother locals, just the arseholes from england! They ' the greeks' grew to like us due to the fact we slapped a few of the english folk who were arseholes! They do have a genuine dislike for english folk.....why......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I was there 5 years ago and they absolutely hated English folk! We were OK due to the fact we were from north of the border! I will be honest, we went mental and ended up in a fair few scraps etc which at the time made us as bad as the English but we kept ourselves to outselves for the most part and didnt bother locals, just the arseholes from england! They ' the greeks' grew to like us due to the fact we slapped a few of the english folk who were arseholes! They do have a genuine dislike for english folk.....why......? A true hero of the modern age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I was there 5 years ago and they absolutely hated English folk! We were OK due to the fact we were from north of the border! I will be honest, we went mental and ended up in a fair few scraps etc which at the time made us as bad as the English but we kept ourselves to outselves for the most part and didnt bother locals, just the arseholes from england! They ' the greeks' grew to like us due to the fact we slapped a few of the english folk who were arseholes! They do have a genuine dislike for english folk.....why......? Wow. You're like a Chav superhero! Superchav... Da da da da-da! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboCampbell Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Wow. You're like a Chav superhero! Superchav... Da da da da-da! Wow, thanks man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 You got to feel sorry for the medical staff, the guy that broke his ankle gets a plaster cast on, then later on takes it off so he can go back out on the lash, then has to go back to hospital to get another plaster cast back on. Then the guy who put his fist through a window on his first night. I think the local council has to have a look at some of the cocktails/drinks they are selling, I think there was one in a pint glass with about 13 different shots/nips in it. Or maybe it's me becoming an old fecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You got to feel sorry for the medical staff, the guy that broke his ankle gets a plaster cast on, then later on takes it off so he can go back out on the lash, then has to go back to hospital to get another plaster cast back on. Then the guy who put his fist through a window on his first night. I think the local council has to have a look at some of the cocktails/drinks they are selling, I think there was one in a pint glass with about 13 different shots/nips in it. Or maybe it's me becoming an old fecker Their local economy would crash if they lost them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Their local economy would crash if they lost them. This is my feelings too. They moan about it, but if it wasnt for the money spent by the tourists the money wouldn't be there for their wages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You got to feel sorry for the medical staff, the guy that broke his ankle gets a plaster cast on, then later on takes it off so he can go back out on the lash, then has to go back to hospital to get another plaster cast back on. Then the guy who put his fist through a window on his first night. I think the local council has to have a look at some of the cocktails/drinks they are selling, I think there was one in a pint glass with about 13 different shots/nips in it. Or maybe it's me becoming an old fecker That doctor has an unbelievable amount of patience. Did you see his wee face light up when the guy eventually apologised for taking the cast off too? He was delighted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 That doctor has an unbelievable amount of patience. Did you see his wee face light up when the guy eventually apologised for taking the cast off too? He was delighted! Aye, would need the patience of a saint to do that job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The state of the Scottish bursd who must be a rep or something. Dred to think of her part in next weeks episode about the shagging and stis that they are all riddled with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 This is my feelings too. They moan about it, but if it wasnt for the money spent by the tourists the money wouldn't be there for their wages. I don't think it means that people have the right to act like feral animals though. Of course the programme highlights the worst behaviour but I dread to think of the stuff that people refused permission to show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I went to kavos 12 years ago and its a shit hole. It also attracted loads of wankers even back then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The state of the Scottish bursd who must be a rep or something. Dred to think of her part in next weeks episode about the shagging and stis that they are all riddled with. I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Buck Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Couple of guys I know are going this year. They were trying to get me to go. I was going to ******* lucky I never. Hope they enjoy themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I don't think it means that people have the right to act like feral animals though. Of course the programme highlights the worst behaviour but I dread to think of the stuff that people refused permission to show. Ofcourse they don't but all this feeling sorry for them, at the same time as said they wouldn't have jobs and a wage if it wasnt for the tourist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Broken Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Broken Britain. Is it really anymore broken than when sh*te like 'Ibiza Uncovered' was on Sky in the early 90s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Is it really anymore broken than when sh*te like 'Ibiza Uncovered' was on Sky in the early 90s? Categorically not. It's been broken for decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Retsina slammers, them were the days. Half Retsina, half sprite, hand over the top of the glass, slam on a beer mat on a table, down the hole. Kavos 1990, 2 or 3 months on the randan, what a summer! Found you through spotting the famous blue surfer tee-shirt ... sleeping on the job. Aye, good times. Waiting in bus station in Corfu City, station master joking (I think) that 'Barry' would love his big hairy tanned tackle banging against his paley-wally arse. Don't think 'Barry' slept a wink when we were forced to sleep overnight on the platform at Athens central on the way home. Kavos, even back then, did seem to have a good few erseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The doctor guy on last nights episode seemed a great guy. I hope that fud that took his cast off suffers from a dodgey ankle for the rest of his days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithbag Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 This is my feelings too. They moan about it, but if it wasnt for the money spent by the tourists the money wouldn't be there for their wages. ... but something else would pay their wages, and they would get their community back. i don't think the locals should be 'grateful'. rotten modern jakeball colonialisation. you do realise these towns were built on fishing ports,pristine beaches etc., taken by foreign money, and turned into a vulgar playground for knobs? (including me, when i was younger and dumber) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Kavos is shit, full of big groups of blokes. We went to Ipsos further up the Island and had a great time and it was full of birds keeping away from the chavs in Kavos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 ... but something else would pay their wages, and they would get their community back. i don't think the locals should be 'grateful'. rotten modern jakeball colonialisation. you do realise these towns were built on fishing ports,pristine beaches etc., taken by foreign money, and turned into a vulgar playground for knobs? (including me, when i was younger and dumber) Ayia Napa was once a tiny fishing village. My family used to holiday there in the late 80s and start of the 90s, back when it was quiet, beautiful, and hadn't been subjected to the rape and pillage which then followed from Britain (and Germany, and the US)'s finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 ... but something else would pay their wages, and they would get their community back. i don't think the locals should be 'grateful'. rotten modern jakeball colonialisation. you do realise these towns were built on fishing ports,pristine beaches etc., taken by foreign money, and turned into a vulgar playground for knobs? (including me, when i was younger and dumber) Sorry, where did I say they should be grateful? No one forces them to work with the tourist, they could live in other towns or on the Outskirts. Their choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euan Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 You got to feel sorry for the medical staff, the guy that broke his ankle gets a plaster cast on, then later on takes it off so he can go back out on the lash, then has to go back to hospital to get another plaster cast back on. These medical places make an absolute killing out of tourists, I wouldn't be feeling too sorry for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 These medical places make an absolute killing out of tourists, I wouldn't be feeling too sorry for them. I was slightly more disturbed by the way they were moving the bird with suspected spinal injury from the wheelchair (?) on to the hospital bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I was there 5 years ago and they absolutely hated English folk! We were OK due to the fact we were from north of the border! I will be honest, we went mental and ended up in a fair few scraps etc which at the time made us as bad as the English but we kept ourselves to outselves for the most part and didnt bother locals, just the arseholes from england! They ' the greeks' grew to like us due to the fact we slapped a few of the english folk who were arseholes! They do have a genuine dislike for english folk.....why......? Absolute bollocks. Anytime I've been in either Spain, Greece or Turkey I've always been embarrassed about a Scot at one point. It's a British problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80bob Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Retsina slammers, them were the days. Half Retsina, half sprite, hand over the top of the glass, slam on a beer mat on a table, down the hole. Kavos 1990, 2 or 3 months on the randan, what a summer! we called it shady wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Absolute bollocks. Anytime I've been in either Spain, Greece or Turkey I've always been embarrassed about a Scot at one point. It's a British problem. By Scot do you mean Glaswegian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 By Scot do you mean Glaswegian? Didn't take long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Didn't take long. Speaking of behaving badly ... came across these cool cats from Hamilton (allegedly) in a round about web browsing way. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vJxaxZKyTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Didn't take long. I read that and thought 'Floyd - Defender of the Weegies will be along any minute'. You can sniff out anti weegie comments a mile off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I read that and thought 'Floyd - Defender of the Weegies will be along any minute'. You can sniff out anti weegie comments a mile off! It's a tough job Soops, but someone has to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 By Scot do you mean Glaswegian? No, holiday throbbers come from all over the country. Edinburgh included Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Wilder Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 No, holiday throbbers come from all over the country. Edinburgh included Massively correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithbag Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Sorry, where did I say they should be grateful? No one forces them to work with the tourist, they could live in other towns or on the Outskirts. Their choice. 'they could live in other towns or outskirts'... well, if that sounds right to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKong Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 The whole economy of these small islands depend on tourists. If the authorities were that bothered there would be a far larger police presence and bars being closed down for failinng to act in a responsible manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 No, holiday throbbers come from all over the country. Edinburgh included The defence rests your honour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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