Gambo Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 ...................having your first good fart without following through after 3-4 days of the skits? .................the instant pain relief when the dentist 'sorts' you absess in your gum? .................feel free to add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 a really good 5hite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Good old cotton-bud to clean the ears. Can feel it now. Good Colin Nish after several Pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 The first chug on a Tuesday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Cant beat a good eartha kitt! I remember one time walking home from the pub and was absolutely desperate to the point I actually started walking funny, for some reason my head started bobbing up and down as I kinda walked 3 steps forward, 2 steps backwards, and a couple sideways, all whilst crossing my legs a few times while trying to walk. The relief when I pebbledashed that loo was just immense, I collapsed in a state of sheer ecstasy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 A good tom tit and reading the papers on a sunday morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Went away with the boys for 4 days up north. There were no women about and the local pub was akin to the pub in american werewolf in london......basically there wasnt a sniff of any action. Needless to say the feeling when I got home and the following weekend pulled a bird and took her home, the relief was amazing. I dont know how folk who dont have any for weeks on end do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 the first dump after you've had an operation that prevents your bowels working for 5 days. edit - farting through yer nose is quite cool as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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