jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 ... some crackers on there : "WHO ATE ALL THE BRIE, WHO ATE ALL THE BRIE." "FRAMED VETTRIANO! YOU'VE GOT A FRAMED VETTRIANO!" "One can't help noticing you were born out of wedlock and have a high body mass index" "2-4-6-8 I pay my Tax at the 50% rate" "He's fat, he's round, his coffee's coarsely ground." Any ideas for Jambo ones ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 "We drink all your Chablis and all your craft beer The Gorgie boys are in town". ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 H,e,a,r,t,s. If you cannot spell it then you obviously went to one of those ghastly state schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getintaethem Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You only sing in your billiard room, Sing in your billiard room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skivingatwork Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Good day, Good day, we are a group of strapping young chaps from the Gorgie area of West Edinburgh. Good day, Good day, you'll be aware of our presence which will be characterised by a cacophony of sound. We are trudging at a depth of circa a foot and a half through the red plasma of our religiously challenged rivals, Give in, we declare, or you'll be what for. For we are indeed from the aforementioned area of Edinburgh and the followers of the leader of the glorious revolution from the late 17th century! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 H,e,a,r,t,s. If you cannot spell it then you obviously went to one of those ghastly state schools. To be honest, though, I did go to one of these ghastly state schools, and there were a hell of a lot of people from what I'd consider middle class families... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobreath Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Heart of Midlothian exhibit traits conducive to inherent superiority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Good day, Good day, we are a group of strapping young chaps from the Gorgie area of West Edinburgh. Good day, Good day, you'll be aware of our presence which will be characterised by a cacophony of sound. We are trudging at a depth of circa a foot and a half through the red plasma of our religiously challenged rivals, Give in, we declare, or you'll be what for. For we are indeed from the aforementioned area of Edinburgh and the followers of the leader of the glorious revolution from the late 17th century! Haha very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 We are native to the primary, geo-political centre of governance... you are native to a settlement of abject deprivation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brownlee Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Will you not get into these schemie plebs repeat to infinity Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 'You are whom? You are whom?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imeantasong Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 We were only victorious by 5-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 The chaps at Hibernians are Homosexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Tony Mowbray is in possession of an aesthetically unpleasant, simianesque head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getintaethem Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Tony Mowbray is in possession of an aesthetically unpleasant, simianesque head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyk Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Who is that scoundrel wearing dark coloured clothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Lads, these are ******* terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Alongside the luminescence Eminating from the metallic lunar satellite We're the conversation of the urban settlement We're the gentlemen in marone As sung by my avatar with a snifter of sherry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 The umpire's an onanist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 The umpire's an onanist. Victory is yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You're going home in an NHS ambulance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Eamonn Bannon, strikes the ball towards the goalposts with such force that it resembles heavy artillary,,, na na na na na naaaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You won't catch us singing any of those songs in Block D. In fact you won't catch us singing in Block D at all. Too busy eating our prawn sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 The seems to have gone from middle class to Old Etonian very quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 We are native to the primary, geo-political centre of governance... you are native to a settlement of abject deprivation. Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Unhygenic lovechildren! your only unhygenic lovechildren! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Has had intercourse with someone from Italy Your wife has had intercourse with someone from Italy (to Graeme Souness) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Guy next to me once shouted at the referee Charlie Richmond "yer nothing but a small town in Surrey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 The seems to have gone from middle class to Old Etonian very quickly. Fusspot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Edinburgh, Edinburgh, O.K. yah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Guy next to me once shouted at the referee Charlie Richmond "yer nothing but a small town in Surrey" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 ? Richmond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Duh. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imeantasong Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 It's just like owning Brazil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 If you hate hibees brogues off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_ree Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You have been unsuccessful in your pursuit of the knock out competition trophy, which is considered to be the most grand, since the year of our lord nineteen hundred and two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 One was in attendance during the victory celebration of Hearts rejoicing the trophy of the SFA, one was there. Also true for Hibs fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunblestjambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 It should have been X It should have been X You fortunate illegitimates It should have been X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cheever Loophole Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Ride the pauper down, ride the pauper down, ride the pauper down with a Polo Pony, oh ya oh ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 It should have been X It should have been X You fortunate illegitimates It should have been X I tip my hat to you, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Meanwhile, on hobos.net Clap clap Clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Hibbees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_ree Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 From my formative years, I have taken more than a passing interest in HMFC, who are the collective of which I am most keen. O-o-o-o, o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o (ad infinium.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 The gossip of the chattering classes Are the fellows in maroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieh Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 My groundsmans shed, is bigger than this, My groundsmans shed, is bigger than this, It has a porch, and a cellar, My groundsmans shed is bigger than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 From the time when one was introduced to this world, One has been keen on muscular components of the circulatory system. HMFC (<-not really a lot you can do with that) The group intended for oneself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 To gaze upon the Heart of Midlothian Football Club We'd even pay our Polish builder to dig a tunnel under the Channel Or go afloat On one's yacht - it's really more of a gin palace, darling And tie our Hermes scarves around a really rather charming bottle of Sancerre We really have no time to concern ourselves with players From what I believe is known euphemistically as "abroad" Like that Italian chap, the Polish fellow and that other Italian johnny When we're having an agreeable week in the South of France or possibly Tuscany The Hibs will be in .... urgh ..... Portobello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayside Jambo Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Scottish Football Assosiation, pleasures of yourself Scottish Football Assosiation, pleasures of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Francis McGarvey's betrothed is a courtesan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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