Guest hoggis Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Ok.You have 3 free punches.Only one punch per celeb.So,to get the ball rolling i go with, 1, Graham Norton 2, Nick Hancock And 3,i will pass the responsibility on to my girlfriend for Kerry Katona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtastic Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Jade goody cheryl cole geri haliwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboFamily Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 harry hill jodie marsh sharon osborne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboFamily Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 harry hill jodie marsh sharon osborne, if he was a celeb it would be artur boruc,cant stand him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Busby ! Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_vlad Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Jade goody cashly cole ruby wax ONLY 3 ! FFS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hoggis Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 harry hilljodie marsh sharon osborne, if he was a celeb it would be artur boruc,cant stand him Damn it.Forgot Sharon Osbourne.Too many celebs,too little punches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobM Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Jimmy Carr Pete Docherty David Dickinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Andrew Lloyd Webber 3 good hard punches and we'll never have to watch the freaky alien looking turd ever again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Heather Mills Heather Mills Heather Mills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Pete Docherty x 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 russel brand, what a ****** he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Ricky Hatton Evander Hollifield Prince Nassam well they'd be used to people punching them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 russel brand, what a ****** he is Always thought he was a tw@t, but you see him in a few shows when he's not being Brand and he seems fairly decent. For the question, does Jeremy Kyle count? Had the misfortune of tuning into his show recently and the man's a toad. I'd kick him square in the sack with toe capped docks 3x happily. Then I'd punch Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Lenny Henry as many times as I possibly can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Lenny Henry as many times as I possibly can With a bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Celine Dion - Come the revolution, she's the first mother f****r up against the wall. I'll pull the trigger myself. Trinny & Susannah - Let's see how fashionable you look when you're doused in petrol and running around on fire. Hmmmm. Is that just a tad extreme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Ive never been an advocate of violence towards women but i reckon Niomi Campbell would be deserving of a good kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Jamie Oliver Jay Kay David Beckham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Gail Porter, Her that done the presenting on dancing on ice. Shannon Matthews mum, (does infamous count) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tane Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Ha! Does he still qualify as a celeb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Steven Hawking Thora Hird Emily from Coronation Street I don't like the idea of being punched back and I reckon I'd be safe with them. Failing that I'd like to beat Robbie Williams to a pulp using his freshly amputated limbs as clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Ha! Does he still qualify as a celeb? Who is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Graham Norton Allan Carr Lenny Henry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy.C Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Westwood (pimp my ride one) Neil Lennon Jens Lehmann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 John Leslie-me Grant Stott-me Terry Wogan-wife Terry Christian-wife Jools Holland-wife Gordon Brown-wife The Gallagher bros-me Telletubbies-daughter Pete Docherty-me and wife Postman Pat-daughter Lloyd Grossman-wife Simon Cowell-daughter Amy Winehouse-wife Proclaimers-me and daughter, wife just confessed to liking them! Wife-me List is endless really!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 John Torode - Kiwi presenter off Masterchef - rude arrogant tosser Gordon Strachan - ignorant wee bassa Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or his paddy gardener mate - take your pick, (and embed it in their heads) both counts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Would punch all three of them right in the throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 John Leslie-meGrant Stott-me Terry Wogan-wife Terry Christian-wife Jools Holland-wife Gordon Brown-wife The Gallagher bros-me Telletubbies-daughter Pete Docherty-me and wife Postman Pat-daughter Lloyd Grossman-wife Simon Cowell-daughter Amy Winehouse-wife Proclaimers-me and daughter, wife just confessed to liking them! Wife-me List is endless really!!!!! There's a lot of anger issues in your house You need to get out on the bike more;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myself Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Jamie Oliver Alan Carr June Sarpong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFCjamieHMFC Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Who is it? Richard Blackwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 I'd have to draw my victims from "I'm a Celebrity...", "Celebrity Big Brother" or any other show where they have to tell us that they's celebrities. Paul Burrell would definitely get one of my punches. Michael Barrymore another And Ant or Dec the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 where do I start Jade Goody (is the least deserving "celebrity" in the world) Piers Morgan (Jermey Clarkson has already done that) Catherine Tate (she is just not funny or talented so stop laughing at her) Peaches Geldolf (if her old man wasn't Bob she would not being doing what she is currently) Paul Burrell (Trying to make money from the memory of a kind person) Richard Dawkins (we get it you dont believe in God, now just shut up) anyone who claims to be a celebrity due to sleeping with someone famous anyone who is on celebrity love island/I'm a celebrity get me out of here/celebrity big brother Tommy Sheriden (just annoys me) George Galloway (yes you can shout and get out of US questions but you did support Saddam Hussain and no attempt at trying to get out of it now.) Ken Livingstone (is really annoying) Geoffery archer (liar who writes books.) Venzeluian President Chevaz (is getting away with turning country into dictatorship due to him saying he hates Bush and America, the trendy thing to say.) Muhammid Al'Fayed (face it your Son died in a tragic accident. not a complex conspiracy.) That is a big list so my top 3 must come from that, I think it is Goody, Morgan and Galloway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Oscar Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 1) Ruby Wax - CANNOT stand her! 2) Bianca from EastEnders RICKAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!! 3) Simon Cowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doctor FinnBarr Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 There's a lot of anger issues in your house You need to get out on the bike more;) Yep, I would if it wasn,t for that feckin fuse box! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 John Colquhoon Mark Lawrenson Arsene Wegner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_vlad Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 John ColquhoonMark Lawrenson Arsene Wegner Lifetime ban please mods ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Evelyn Glennie (deaf percussionist) - back o'head Konnie Huq (Ex-Blue Peter presenter) - temple Matthew Amroliwala (disgustingly smooth BBC News 24/Crimewatch presenter) - mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrible Trio Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I'll pick just 2 First of all I'd punch ****** out of the annoying little chinese bloke of the Halifax advert I'd then move over and punch his big mate I'd then use up the 3rd by going back and punching the aforementioned chinese fellow again just for fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I'll pick just 2 First of all I'd punch ****** out of the annoying little chinese bloke of the Halifax advert I'd then move over and punch his big mate I'd then use up the 3rd by going back and punching the aforementioned chinese fellow again just for fun I'd just punch the guy who came up with the idea for those adverts. I want my bank to be serious not singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrible Trio Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I'd just punch the guy who came up with the idea for those adverts. I want my bank to be serious not singing. good shout, maybe he could be number 3 - we'll just punch number one a bit more first time round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 harry hill Rubbish. TV Burp is top TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Felicity Kendall Bono Bono again. I hate that ****ing little weasel-eyed ****-faced tattie munching ****e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Russell Brand David Dickinson Victoria Beckham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Ann Robinson Trevor McDonald Johnathon Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad on the tyne Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 stephen fry clive anderson eddie izzard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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