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Leebo

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Can we have maybe the first team doing the strip covered in baby oil now that would be something to watch

 

Now thats a Brilliant idea :dribble: :dribble:

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Seashell

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Now thats a Brilliant idea :dribble: :dribble:

 

I know so you gonna email Hearts or what. I'm having Pinilla first tho...........;);)

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Can we have maybe the first team doing the strip covered in baby oil now that would be something to watch

 

Nice to determine from the above that you are feeling better now. ;)

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Nice to determine from the above that you are feeling better now. ;)

 

Nope still chocked but will be better for that tho.............:P:p

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K1874M

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* Some sexy male strippers

 

**note** - NOT John,Andy or Kenny if they offer:rolleyes:

 

FFS .......

 

Thats a bit shallow......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Leebo

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I know so you gonna email Hearts or what. I'm having Pinilla first tho...........;);)

 

I'll get right on the case :)

I'm having Andy Driver 1st........ ;) ;) Then Screpis ;)

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I'll get right on the case :)

I'm having Andy Driver 1st........ ;) ;) Then Screpis ;)

 

 

 

 

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< ;););)

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In what way?

Have his Child....?? Yes ;) ;) ;)

 

reckon things would get a tad tense if you had Drivers first them moved on to screpis... we've got enuff devides in the changing room.

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reckon things would get a tad tense if you had Drivers first them moved on to screpis... we've got enuff devides in the changing room.

 

Keep Jeremy Kyle in a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::P:p

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Keep Jeremy Kyle in a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::P:p

 

Very True!!

Could you imagine the amount of things Hearts could go onto Jeremy Kyle for? :rolleyes:

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Very True!!

Could you imagine the amount of things Hearts could go onto Jeremy Kyle for? :rolleyes:

 

we would be here all day!!!!!

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:laugh: :laugh:

:) :)

I have put a request into Hearts for the 1st team to strip :) :)

 

Ha Ha very good let me know how you get on. Will ask Andrew next time I see him if he is up for it!!!

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Leebo

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Ha Ha very good let me know how you get on. Will ask Andrew next time I see him if he is up for it!!!

 

Good Stuff :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :)

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Ha Ha very good let me know how you get on. Will ask Andrew next time I see him if he is up for it!!!

 

Look at her avatar, you've put a big smile on her face ;)

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FFS .......

 

Thats a bit shallow......

 

 

 

 

:P

 

 

 

Is that you offering yer services then:rolleyes:

 

might keep you in mind for my sisters hen night;)

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The Old Tolbooth

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Is that you offering yer services then:rolleyes:

 

might keep you in mind for my sisters hen night;)

 

You'd never get out alive Kenny, gang raped by a bunch of sex mad munters (Linda being the exception) :cheese:

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You'd never get out alive Kenny, gang raped by a bunch of sex mad munters (Linda being the exception) :cheese:

 

what you mean she's not sex mad? :peepwall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

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what you mean she's not sex mad? :peepwall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

 

 

 

I fail to see what part of that statement isn't true. J71 being a sex mad munter. Her sister's not too bad though to be fair. ;)

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The Old Tolbooth

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what you mean she's not sex mad? :peepwall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

 

:4_1_72:

 

 

 

 

You do realise I'm gonna get a slap for that now!

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:4_1_72:

 

 

 

 

You do realise I'm gonna get a slap for that now!

 

No yer no, you'd only enjoy it!!!!!:rolleyes:

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must be like that for you J71????:P:p:p:p;);) say the guy who broke 4 of john's ribs lol

 

No far off let me tell you, will you stop leaving food lying around when he comes to yours, I hear he was munching a kebab when yous rolled in @ 4am ish.

 

He's on a seafood diet, Unfortunately he sees food and eats it:p

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No far off let me tell you, will you stop leaving food lying around when he comes to yours, I hear he was munching a kebab when yous rolled in @ 4am ish.

 

He's on a seafood diet, Unfortunately he sees food and eats it:p

 

shell sitting next to me she say's he is not allowed back unless he brings his mask as he scared the bairns!!!!!!!!!!! and shell:eek::eek::eek: oh and the food was for me but i had 6 pints guiness so didnt need any thing lol yeah a lock in was not a good idea.

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The Old Tolbooth

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must be like that for you J71????:P:p:p:p;);) say the guy who broke 4 of john's ribs lol

 

Shut it you!

 

Least I dont need to buy an 8 inch snake ;)

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Shut it you!

 

Least I dont need to buy an 8 inch snake ;)

 

mines is 12";););)

 

sitting have one of andys ciders tastes great cause its his lol

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No far off let me tell you, will you stop leaving food lying around when he comes to yours, I hear he was munching a kebab when yous rolled in @ 4am ish.

 

He's on a seafood diet, Unfortunately he sees food and eats it:p

 

I wasnt half as bad as Andy who sat down to a bloody Chinese banquet when he got in! I merely took the poor mans food that was left as I didnt want to lose my fingers!

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mines is 12";););)

 

It's still bought!!

 

They dont call you chipolata chopper for nowt ;)

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I wasnt half as bad as Andy who sat down to a bloody Chinese banquet when he got in! I merely took the poor mans food that was left as I didnt want to lose my fingers!

 

Aye but you just about lost them when shell got up and slammed the microwave i went to bed head hit pillow good night

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Aye but you just about lost them when shell got up and slammed the microwave i went to bed head hit pillow good night

 

Shell was brutal with that microwave door, I had visions of me wearing it! :confused:

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It's still bought!!

 

They dont call you chipolata chopper for nowt ;)

 

keeps my mrs happy mate thats all that matters and at least its not half 10 sat night lights out!!!!!!!!!! (when she not on the phone to me)

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keeps my mrs happy mate thats all that matters and at least its not half 10 sat night lights out!!!!!!!!!! (when she not on the phone to me)

 

Shes easy pleased eh ;)

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Andy, she's a size flippin 26!!

 

I dread to think of you on top!

 

 

Edited for more accuracy, see this thread degenerated from a good old filth fest into another MSN LOL thread. ;)

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The Old Tolbooth

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I was thinking the exact same!! :eek:

 

Apologies Leesie, I hold my hands up to being a guilty part in the hi jacking of your thread, feel free to slap my legs :)

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