Ragnar Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 He was released in December 2010 by Cypriot side 'Alki Larnaca' and as far as I'm aware he doesn't play for a club ATM. Anyone know? inb4 mcdonalds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Does anyone really care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 Does anyone really care? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboross Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 It would seem he is playing in Thailand according to this story : http://www.thisislincolnshire.co.uk/sport/Thailand-trip-passport-stardom-Lincoln-lad/article-3555860-detail/article.html ""Christian Nade, the former Sheffield United and Hearts striker, is also out there so it will be interesting to see how things develop." Doesn't mention which club though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad on the tyne Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Some **** has went to the bother of putting together a film of Nades twists n turns whilst in maroon on you tube lasts about 30 seconds. Cannot believe he was allegedly offered a further 3 year contract at this club. Absolute disgrace to the jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jamboross Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 It would seem he is playing in Thailand according to this story : http://www.thisislincolnshire.co.uk/sport/Thailand-trip-passport-stardom-Lincoln-lad/article-3555860-detail/article.html ""Christian Nade, the former Sheffield United and Hearts striker, is also out there so it will be interesting to see how things develop." Doesn't mention which club though. Looked into it a bit more, he signed for Samut Songkram FC on 9th May. They finished 8th in the Thai Premier League last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teej1874 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Tbh I'm surprised any club wanted to sign him, getting released by a Cypriot club says it all really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 He sweated like a beast in Scotland, god knows how he'll survive in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teej1874 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 He sweated like a beast in Scotland, god knows how he'll survive in Thailand. Like a beast? He is a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 He's having a midnight feast at the minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjoe Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I think he gets a regular start at the Corn Exchange on Sundays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 As long as there is a small team that play in green shirts then he'll probably score a couple of importand goals over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I do know he's fat if its any help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I was embarassed every time I saw Nade wearing that beautiful old football top... Well not always actually, those goals against Hibs were feckin hilarious! That would be far more embarassing if I was a Hobo. In fact it amazes me when they still try and laugh at us for him... He made it 108 in a row for them! now THAT is embarassing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 As long as there is a small team that play in green shirts then he'll probably score a couple of importand goals over there. Aren't they all red shirts over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambodale Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 according to this, http://www.imscouting.com/players/christian-nade/, he currently plays for Asil Lyssi in Cyprus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Got sent off yesterday. Still with the same team in Thialand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 He was a goal machine in Football Manager. Shame he was pish in the real World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 According to his wiki page he had a great 2011. He scored 4 goals in 0 appearances. He only scored 20 goals in the 11 years before that!! So the secret of getting goals from Nade appears to be not to play him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Hand-jobs for sweet-meats... How many times do folk need telt? FAT - LOLZ11!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 According to his wiki page he had a great 2011. He scored 4 goals in 0 appearances. He only scored 20 goals in the 11 years before that!! So the secret of getting goals from Nade appears to be not to play him Now that's a ratio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor-The-Jambo Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 hay stop slaging him he scored against hibs thats better than john sutton at the moment i dont like him but he scores against hibs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 He plays for a team in Thailand. Blue shirt... begins with an S. I've forgot the name. He is yet to score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Well since 'The Cliques' Jesus Christ took over, there are have been some absolutely stunning wastes of' money, I have decided to list my 'Top 5 Vlad Wasters' which are in no particular order, please add 1 in your reply and then we can maybe realise how much we pished up against the wall for 2 Scottish Cups wins (although the last one is priceless) which would be anybody's get out of jail card I concede. Nade Obua Bosnian Bullet Pinalla Kingston Those 5s salaries could have paid off the debt of a few third world countries. Ok, your turn....there are plenty more to come..........1 at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 He plays for a team in Thailand. Blue shirt... begins with an S. I've forgot the name. He is yet to score. I can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL he is their ball boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon Wilson Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Will walk around the centre circle for food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Rudi Skacel Takis Fyssas Edgaras Jankauskas Or am I doing it wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Bednar Aguiar Skacel (I know he's been mentioned but he signed him twice) This is a fun game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Nade still does a job that most of us would kill to do as a living, no matter how few goals he has scored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 You know when a DVD goes along an assembly line? It goes along, the data gets embedded and then the finish gets applied. There's a person that stands at the end of the production line and makes sure each DVD is in working order. Nade doesn't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Well since 'The Cliques' Jesus Christ took over, there are have been some absolutely stunning wastes of' money, I have decided to list my 'Top 5 Vlad Wasters' which are in no particular order, please add 1 in your reply and then we can maybe realise how much we pished up against the wall for 2 Scottish Cups wins (although the last one is priceless) which would be anybody's get out of jail card I concede. Nade Obua Bosnian Bullet Pinalla Kingston Those 5s salaries could have paid off the debt of a few third world countries. Ok, your turn....there are plenty more to come..........1 at a time. If you're going to be an arsehole, at the very least spell Pinilla's name right. I personally thought European Championship winner Takis Fyssas was shite. And what the shiting Christ did Edgaras Jankauskas ever do in his career, eh? Don't even get me STARTED with Skacel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Scottish Cup winning captain Marius Zaliukas. I can't think of anything he's done since VAD MALD brought him in. Velicka was worse than Stalin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfcmike Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I hear hes on a diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since.1902 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Unles Diet is a Thai ladyboy I very much doubt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckyboo Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Sweet ###### adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 He'll be at Zimbie Rangers this season IMO. I'd laugh. Har Har!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC DkB Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Well since 'The Cliques' Jesus Christ took over, there are have been some absolutely stunning wastes of' money, I have decided to list my 'Top 5 Vlad Wasters' which are in no particular order, please add 1 in your reply and then we can maybe realise how much we pished up against the wall for 2 Scottish Cups wins (although the last one is priceless) which would be anybody's get out of jail card I concede. Nade Obua Bosnian Bullet Pinalla Kingston Those 5s salaries could have paid off the debt of a few third world countries. Ok, your turn....there are plenty more to come..........1 at a time. dont think you actually understand how big an achievement that is for a team like hearts, before vlad we had won 2 scottish cups in 50 years and only 3 in 100 years. to win 2 in 6 years and get the the clubs debt back to the same level it was when he took over is quite remarkable. the man is a legend!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 dont think you actually understand how big an achievement that is for a team like hearts, before vlad we had won 2 scottish cups in 50 years and only 3 in 100 years. to win 2 in 6 years and get the the clubs debt back to the same level it was when he took over is quite remarkable. the man is a legend!! Agreed. Although money has been wasted we have also recouped huge transfer fees during Vlads reign. Most notably for Craig Gordon. The pieman would have sold Gordon for ?1.5m (probably to Rangers)! For every bad signing there has also been a great signing and our debt (as you say) is at around the same level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor-The-Jambo Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 He was a goal machine in Football Manager. Shame he was pish in the real World how did you play him he was gash on mine poacher,tofeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 One positive I remember about Nade was a game against Rangers where we were protecting a lead (maybe even a draw) and it was taking 2, 3, 4 Rangers players to get the ball from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 One positive I remember about Nade was a game against Rangers where we were protecting a lead (maybe even a draw) and it was taking 2, 3, 4 Rangers players to get the ball from him. The 4-2 game? He was outstanding that day. My solitary trip up to Inverness when he ripped the utter pish out of their defence was another, sadly rare, excellent performance from the big man. He enjoyed a goal against the Hibs so I can't hate him too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeno Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 The 4-2 game? He was outstanding that day. My solitary trip up to Inverness when he ripped the utter pish out of their defence was another, sadly rare, excellent performance from the big man. He enjoyed a goal against the Hibs so I can't hate him too much. That Rangers game was in his early days, when he still gave a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 No mention of McDonald's so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Can picture the sweat pishing out of him as he jogs about the centre circle over in Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Zagreb was shocking... He was finished with Hearts lo.g before then though, and he should have been replaced before that game was just thrown away... What kind of a mentalist confesses to trying to eat his way out of a club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ematsone Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 As my dad would say, "he's a growing laddie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Scored a 90th min penalty for a 1-0 win today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Scored a 90th min penalty for a 1-0 win today. Goal Machine!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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