tommythejambo Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Let's settle an argument here that I have been thinking about for some time... ...Lager Tops...Gay or not? Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I suppose some people may just like the taste of it. Some people also like a (ock & baws instead of a pangina. I voted gay. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Fatman Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Lager anything is gay. Gnats urine the lot of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I think the gay ones are those who go about taking issue with what their mates are drinking. Lager tops is a fine drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Lager Tops - Friend of Dorothy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambogaza Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Let's settle an argument here that I have been thinking about for some time... ...Lager Tops...Gay or not? Discuss. Not gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Not gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Gay - no excuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Always thought it was gay (as is Lager and Lime) until Tony Adams and/or Paul Merson, when announcing that they were alcoholic told the world that he/they were hooked on lager tops. I was surprised that they weren't alkie on proper beer or even spirits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Permissable if driving... otherwise I have to say gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Real men drink beer............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Having worked in a couple of schemey boozers in my yoof, I can confirm it is the drink of choice for many a raging alkie. Strange, but true. Guess the wee bit of sugar and vitamin C helps ward off the scurvy. Personally, I quite like it, but only after sport or on an empty stomach (which I guess is a bit gay). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Gay. It's a shandy. Go the whole way, and put a skirt on, tough guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Having worked in a couple of schemey boozers in my yoof, I can confirm it is the drink of choice for many a raging alkie. Strange, but true. Guess the wee bit of sugar and vitamin C helps ward off the scurvy. Personally, I quite like it, but only after sport or on an empty stomach (which I guess is a bit gay). The theory in the office is that by drinking tops you can power through a bit more bevvy than if you were just drinking lager 'straight'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Lager = virgin's wee, even more so with lemonade in it. It is the drink of choice for gaylords. McEwan's Export, now that's a man's beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Gay (but not as gay as lager and lime) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Gay... its the wanna be hard mans shandy... Sorry.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 The theory in the office is that by drinking tops you can power through a bit more bevvy than if you were just drinking lager 'straight'. Aye, it's probably a fair one - Bit like the new 'decent' weaker lagers like Becks Vier and Stella's Peeterman... now are they 'gay' too? I dunno, at times I enjoy firing straight into the wifebeater, at others I have to admit to pacing it. If you're out for a long night, I don't want to be ****ed two hours in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toggie88 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 If you have one or two...your fine. I have them as a warm up, if straight out from work and had heehaw to eat. You need to pace yourself at the start of the night...then fire into straight lager, then shots. It's the way of champions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicker Man Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Somewhere between Lager & Lime or Lager & Blackcurrant on the globality of gayness. A gentlemans lager 'cocktail' must only consist of said pint of lager ( 4%+ ) accompanied by a 'depth charge' of suitable spirit, such as Schnapps, J?germeister, Absinthe etc. Creme de Menthe is a strict no-no for Jambos as it turns the drink green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Aye, it's probably a fair one - Bit like the new 'decent' weaker lagers like Becks Vier and Stella's Peeterman... now are they 'gay' too? I dunno, at times I enjoy firing straight into the wifebeater, at others I have to admit to pacing it. If you're out for a long night, I don't want to be ****ed two hours in. I think I'm already on record on these boards as occasionally having a Vier rather than the looney juice. However, that is tactical; it's not gay, like putting lemonade in your lager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 If you have one or two...your fine. I have them as a warm up, if straight out from work and had heehaw to eat. You need to pace yourself at the start of the night...then fire into straight lager, then shots. It's the way of champions. Gay, purely for the fact you drink it ya raging poof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toggie88 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Gay, purely for the fact you drink it ya raging poof. I need to try and give you a chance, mate. Your hair already puts the birds off 7 at the Rainbow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I think I'm already on record on these boards as occasionally having a Vier rather than the looney juice. However, that is tactical; it's not gay, like putting lemonade in your lager. I have to agree. Vier or Peeterman are similar strength to Tennements, but taste nicer. As one gets on a bit one needs to pace oneself. But Tops is just not right. It's downright queer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Tastes pish. Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Watering down lager? Only those who do it would wonder if its gay. And yes it is. As gay as a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I have to agree. Vier or Peeterman are similar strength to Tennements, but taste nicer. As one gets on a bit one needs to pace oneself. But Tops is just not right. It's downright queer. I'm loving peetermans just now.. 72p a can in tescos and wipes the floor with most other lagers on taste... funnily enuff I hate stella tastes like shoit but peetermans is excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 May as well drink these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 May as well drink these: All lager is rank, tastes bogging. Whether you put a dash of lemonade in it or not. Now Lager and Lime is purely for the Bisexual men out there.Worse than gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 May as well drink these: Was out in my locals two weeks ago and all these egg chasers came in and started drinking the blue Wkd. Embarrasssing. Although at Cav on Sunday I will admit I had an Orange VK. Minging. Just able to drink orange juice again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 GAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I take it the 13 'NOT GAY' votes are all from lager tops drinkers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 andy in oz, cosanostra, Dave de le Noir, doug46, duckandcovercsf1, Flimsy, From Perth to Paisley, HMFC 1874, jambogaza, milky_26, peco1976, rossi_1983, swedmanbob, TheChimp, Toggie88 Named and shamed. Mr 46, im a little let down by that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Somewhere between Lager & Lime or Lager & Blackcurrant on the globality of gayness. A gentlemans lager 'cocktail' must only consist of said pint of lager ( 4%+ ) accompanied by a 'depth charge' of suitable spirit, such as Schnapps, J?germeister, Absinthe etc. Creme de Menthe is a strict no-no for Jambos as it turns the drink green. Ah, but Lager & Blackcurrant turns the drink maroon how about this one, pint glass, Blue Wicked (stir the gas out) top up with Guinness - drink wkd thru Guinness, tastes like sweeties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Mr 46, im a little let down by that. Agreed Dr. The others don't surprise me but I expected better from the Midori Kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 minging, vile and gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 It's embarrassing when a mate asks for a tops during your round and makes you look like the gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
From Perth to Paisley Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Agreed Dr. The others don't surprise me but I expected better from the Midori Kid. Nothing wrong with a wee tops - makes it go down nice and easy especially if you are a bit delicate from the night before! Lager and Lime is just plain wrong though. PS JamboLad if you are watching - please don't get involved. Diet Coke and Vodka! Need I say more|! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 makes it go down nice and easy especially if you are a bit delicate from the night before! It's almost acceptable then - but only for the 1st pint or two. Drinking it through choice is GAY full stop If you don't like the taste of the big bad lager, and have to put a wee bit fizzy juice in it so you can drink it, then it's GAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Tops = One of my mates drinks 'bottoms'. Not as gay as tops but still gay IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegranty Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 not gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Real men only drink beer. Lager is for the limp wristed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 not gay I'm sorry but even your user name gives it away - an anagram of We Rent Gay. Le Chat - never heard of anyone drinking 'bottoms' and not being a deviant of some sort. Dr Baps - I have a new phrase for my vocabulary jotter: "As gay as a window". 43 years old and still learning stuff! Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Nothing wrong with a wee tops - makes it go down nice and easy especially if you are a bit delicate from the night before! Lager and Lime is just plain wrong though. PS JamboLad if you are watching - please don't get involved. Diet Coke and Vodka! Need I say more|! JL. Tut tut. You must be embarrassed going up and asking for a a Vodka and Diet Coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegranty Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm sorry but even your user name gives it away - an anagram of We Rent Gay. that's very funny! i just spat my babycham all over the screen:th_wink1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deek Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 andy in oz, cosanostra, Dave de le Noir, doug46, duckandcovercsf1, Flimsy, From Perth to Paisley, HMFC 1874, jambogaza, milky_26, peco1976, rossi_1983, swedmanbob, TheChimp, Toggie88 Named and shamed. Mr 46, im a little let down by that. Having shared a beer with DDLN in London, I can confirm, he is limp wristed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Lager = virgin's wee, even more so with lemonade in it. It is the drink of choice for gaylords. McEwan's Export, now that's a man's beer. Christ, you do have some decent taste after all I get called an old man by my mates for my love of Mcewans Export Lager tops is most definately gay btw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Lager tops is a real mans drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'M IBRAHIM TALL Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Gay Why dilute perfection. If nothing else that wee inch of lemonade makes it taste rancid. Dont even start me on shandy!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I voted not gay, purely for the fact that it goes down nicely for your first pint the morning after a heavy session. If it's your drink of choice then by all means, it's gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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