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The Rangers and the Celtic

Are both the very same.

A focal point for hatred,

And a blight upon the game.

 

Celtic?s Phlastic Phaddies

Sing endless soldiers songs.

They dream of being Oirish

With big guns for righting wrongs.

 

The Bears they wave the Union Flag

And sing praise of QE2.

Their love of all things English

Is enough to make you spew.

 

The owners love the hatred

For the money that it brings.

From the knuckle dragging weegies

Wearing Brut and sovvy rings.

 

The establishment?s addicted

To this bigoted charade.

The rules get bent the old firms way

Each time a game gets played.

 

Our teams make up the numbers,

But they simply have no chance.

Only the bigot brothers

are invited to the dance.

 

Arm in arm they stomp all over

All the other teams.

Cheating fans of fairness

And shattering their dreams.

 

The media are puppets of

The Old Firm stranglehold.

They perpetrate the myths they?re fed

To get their paper?s sold.

 

Scottish football?s ruined,

It is rotten to the core.

The dream it has been sacrificed

And it?s now a ****ing bore.

 

It's time to launch the Old Firm

and create a brand new game.

Where teams get every chance

to play their way to fame.

 

Let's tie their scarves together

tie a Paddy to a Hun

And let them tear each other

limb from limb, it will be fun.;)

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You have too much time on your hands.

 

 

Post count -

me - 1200

you - 5,400

 

I'll say no more ;)

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Dr. Bapswent

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Post count -

me - 1200

you - 5,400

 

I'll say no more ;)

 

ha ha , very nice,

 

Although it could mean ive been on KB for longer than you.

 

:P

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ha ha , very nice,

 

Although it could mean ive been on KB for longer than you.

 

:P

 

You = Joined Jan 06

 

Him = Joined Jan 06

 

:P;)

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wibble

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You = Joined Jan 06

 

Him = Joined Jan 06

 

:P;)

 

All post counts got reset when the site was rebuilt then.

 

Dr Baps has averaged 6.6 posts per day since then.

 

For the record. Been Kickbacking since 1997 in one guise or another.

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All post counts got reset when the site was rebuilt then.

 

Dr Baps has averaged 6.6 posts per day since then.

 

For the record. Been Kickbacking since 1997 in one guise or another.

 

Erm yeah.... that was kinda my point.

 

Posts reset in Jan 2006.

 

Since then you've posted 1200 .

 

Since then he's posted 5400.

 

That would suggest that it is indeed the dear Doctor that has too much time on his hands and not you....

 

Never mind, was a light hearted post, the moment is lost now.

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gordon the jambo

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The Rangers and the Celtic

Are both the very same.

A focal point for hatred,

And a blight upon the game.

 

Celtic?s Phlastic Phaddies

Sing endless soldiers songs.

They dream of being Oirish

With big guns for righting wrongs.

 

The Bears they wave the Union Flag

And sing praise of QE2.

Their love of all things English

Is enough to make you spew.

 

The owners love the hatred

For the money that it brings.

From the knuckle dragging weegies

Wearing Brut and sovvy rings.

 

The establishment?s addicted

To this bigoted charade.

The rules get bent the old firms way

Each time a game gets played.

 

Our teams make up the numbers,

But they simply have no chance.

Only the bigot brothers

are invited to the dance.

 

Arm in arm they stomp all over

All the other teams.

Cheating fans of fairness

And shattering their dreams.

 

The media are puppets of

The Old Firm stranglehold.

They perpetrate the myths they?re fed

To get their paper?s sold.

 

Scottish football?s ruined,

It is rotten to the core.

The dream it has been sacrificed

And it?s now a ****ing bore.

 

It's time to launch the Old Firm

and create a brand new game.

Where teams get every chance

to play their way to fame.

 

Let's tie their scarves together

tie a Paddy to a Hun

And let them tear each other

limb from limb, it will be fun.;)

 

spot on mate you have summed it up just as it is and i think after 45 years following HMFC. I'm going to throw the towel in ****** THE **** WHO RUN THE sfa and spl

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Superb MJ, can you post it over on the pie and bovril forum to see what reaction it gets? :)

 

 

I don't go there, but everyone should feel free to post it wherever they think it might be welcome - or even better - where it might get some backs up.;)

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Erm yeah.... that was kinda my point.

 

Posts reset in Jan 2006.

 

Since then you've posted 1200 .

 

Since then he's posted 5400.

 

That would suggest that it is indeed the dear Doctor that has too much time on his hands and not you....

 

Never mind, was a light hearted post, the moment is lost now.

 

Sorry mate, didn't mean to come across in the thread as if I was disagreeing with you. I was just expanding on what you'd already said.

 

I was appreciative of the support. We all know that the Great Dr B is a JKB saddo, it was nice to have you back that up.;):)

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Superb MJ, can you post it over on the pie and bovril forum to see what reaction it gets? :)

 

 

Had a look and couldn't resist it. Have registered and posted it on the SPL forum and also on the Celtic v Rangers forum. Stand back and wait for reactions.

 

Again, everyone should feel free to post it wherever they think it might be welcome - or even better - where it might get some backs up.;)

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The Old Tolbooth

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Had a look and couldn't resist it. Have registered and posted it on the SPL forum and also on the Celtic v Rangers forum. Stand back and wait for reactions.

 

Again, everyone should feel free to post it wherever they think it might be welcome - or even better - where it might get some backs up.;)

 

Ha ha!! Brilliant mate!

 

Top kudos for that ;)

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Seems like the Celtic supporters are taking the bait quite readily. Maybe hit a nail on the head with the Brut and sovvy rings line?

 

Might write another one. Ode to Celtic Boys Club? What do you think?

 

Can't think of much to rhyme with "Knew", but there's a ripper of a rhyme with "Jock"!!!

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