Guest vanbasten1874 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 what a pish song gayest ive ever heard at a football match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Heard this at ibrox. I quite like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboLad Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Thats because you singing it on your own... the rest of us sing Du Du Duu Marius Zaliukas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Mite be wrong but did it not sart in zagreb accompanied by the conga. Slightly off topic any1 hear the guy get roasted in section g v st johstone? dododo sexually frustrated!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanbasten1874 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Thats because you singing it on your own... the rest of us sing Du Du Duu Marius Zaliukas... I wasnt singing honest on my own personal cringeometer which goes from 1 to 100 that is a 99.99999999999999 skelper of a beamer i get when we sing that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboLad Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Mite be wrong but did it not sart in zagreb accompanied by the conga. Slightly off topic any1 hear the guy get roasted in section g v st johstone? dododo sexually frustrated!! It did start in Zagreb at the bulldog pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 It did start in Zagreb at the bulldog pub Ah The bulldog, byob if i remember! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Singing our captain's name is pish and gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Yes, it's really cringeworthy and quite gash. However, we've nothing else. Rather we made noise than we didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMuir94 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Yes, i would much prefer our fans to be quiet throughout the game and refrain from singing any of our players names especially not our club captain. Also i would like the songs to please EVERYONE in the stadium before being sang as would not want anybody to suffer "a skelper of a beamer." Seriously Get a Grip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Yes, i would much prefer our fans to be quiet throughout the game and refrain from singing any of our players names especially not our club captain. Also i would like the songs to please EVERYONE in the stadium before being sang as would not want anybody to suffer "a skelper of a beamer." Seriously Get a Grip Posts like these make me fear for the future of our support. It's this lad and his mates that will be carrying the baton in about 4 or 5 years. I can't wait.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Yes, it's really cringeworthy and quite gash. However, we've nothing else. Rather we made noise than we didn't. What is it you find cringey ? Is it the tune or what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEE PEE Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 DU DU DUUDU RUBBISH THREAD.... DU DU DUUDU I'M OFF TO BED.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMuir94 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Yes, it's really cringeworthy and quite gash. However, we've nothing else. Rather we made noise than we didn't. Posts like these make me fear for the future of our support. It's this lad and his mates that will be carrying the baton in about 4 or 5 years. I can't wait.. All this for making the same point as you through the use of sarcasm ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 i quite like it. Fans down suth used to do it for du du du Nigel Reo Coker and it always went down quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 What is it you find cringey ? Is it the tune or what ? The tune's really cringey and everyone uses it. It's something you'd expect some obese 15 year old Newcastle fan to sing with his top off. Just a really small-time, classless, embarrassing tune. We could/should do better for our captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshp Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 It's pretty much just his name with 'doo doo doo' in front of it, so really struggling to find any issue with it whatsoever. If it was 'zally ally ookis' then maybe, but it's not, so it's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I don't mind it. I really don't think its all that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 The tune's really cringey and everyone uses it. It's something you'd expect some obese 15 year old Newcastle fan to sing with his top off. Just a really small-time, classless, embarrassing tune. We could/should do better for our captain. What do you suggest Rupert? You had loads of alternatives at Ibrox, eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 What do you suggest Rupert? You had loads of alternatives at Ibrox, eh. No names. Did I say I did have any alternatives? I said it's the best we've got - doesn't stop it being terrible though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 No names. Did I say I did have any alternatives? I said it's the best we've got - doesn't stop it being terrible though. Your name's not Rupert but D: I quite like it. Goes well with a conga and it fits his name. What's not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Most of our songs for players are pretty boring tbh. Like the ones for Templeton/Driver. Dunno why we can't have a "he plays on the left, he plays on the right" for one of them (with the arm movements), it would be so much better. Suppose that's probably a bit too much effort for certain people in our support though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Most of our songs for players are pretty boring tbh. Like the ones for Templeton/Driver. Dunno why we can't have a "he plays on the left, he plays on the right" for one of them (with the arm movements), it would be so much better. Suppose that's probably a bit too much effort for certain people in our support though. Celtic fans did that for McGeady. So that's a ripe old **** no from this subscriber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Celtic fans did that for McGeady. So that's a ripe old **** no from this subscriber. Man Utd done it way before Celtic for McGeady or Rangers for McGreggor. And it's a chant which creates far more an atmosphere visually as well as just hearing it. At the start of the 05/06 season I remember us singing we shall not be moved en mass, don't the Old Firm sing this too? Or if we sing "there's only one Jim Jefferies/Kevin Kyle", other teams have different versions of this as well. Any excuses eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Man Utd done it way before Celtic for McGeady or Rangers for McGreggor. And it's a chant which creates far more an atmosphere visually as well as just hearing it. At the start of the 05/06 season I remember us singing we shall not be moved en mass, don't the Old Firm sing this too? Or if we sing "there's only one Jim Jefferies/Kevin Kyle", other teams have different versions of this as well. Any excuses eh. Decent enough excuses IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fc1874 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 No names. Did I say I did have any alternatives? I said it's the best we've got - doesn't stop it being terrible though. So, it's the best we've got, it is terrible, and you do not have an alternative. And? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fc1874 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 What do you suggest Rupert? You had loads of alternatives at Ibrox, eh. Was rupert a .....who is Rupert. Is he rupert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 It's about a million times better than the rhythmic clapping nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonshrew Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 yea i like He plays on the left, he plays on the right. Especially as it fits with "cos hes David Templeton, and he's shagged Chris Hoggs wife". Sadly ogg has moved on. I also like the Addams family tune one, i suggested a temps one earlier in the season but as well all know chants are conceived int he pub before a game not an internet forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladisgod Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Do do doooo Ruben palazuelos Do do doo Do do do do da do. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardiac Rucksack Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 A kickback song thread. Always always full of win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stotty Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 How about this, to the tune of the hokey cokey.. He puts a backpass short, a ball too long He?s Marius Zaliukas and he?s got a song You do the Zakiukas and he freaks you out That?s what it?s all about Whoa-o the Marius Zaliukas Whoa-o the Marius Zaliukas Knees bent, arms stretched Raa raa raa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubyruby Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 How about this, to the tune of the hokey cokey.. He puts a backpass short, a ball too long He?s Marius Zaliukas and he?s got a song You do the Zakiukas and he freaks you out That?s what it?s all about Whoa-o the Marius Zaliukas Whoa-o the Marius Zaliukas Knees bent, arms stretched Raa raa raa Why dont you ask scott wilson if you can sing that at half time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stotty Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Why dont you ask scott wilson if you can sing that at half time buy me enough beer beforehand and you have a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I wasnt singing honest on my own personal cringeometer which goes from 1 to 100 that is a 99.99999999999999 skelper of a beamer i get when we sing that . Don't sing it then, pal. It started off in Zagreb during that 'everyone's steaming, it's hot and there's still hours 'til kick-off' kind of time and, for what it's worth, I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Don't sing it then, pal. It started off in Zagreb during that 'everyone's steaming, it's hot and there's still hours 'til kick-off' kind of time and, for what it's worth, I like it. First of all, if you are going to come out and say you don't like such and such a song then at least get the words right. It's like these knobs that don't know the words to the European song, i've even heard a few people sing the wrong words to the Hearts song. "It's up at Tynecastle they play......" Nothing like getting these things wrong to mark you out as a ticket. (Not suggesting the OP is, i've went off on a bit of a tangent). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 what a pish song gayest ive ever heard at a football match Clearly you were not in Zagreb! Singing Du du du MARIUS ZALIUKAS (get the words right for a start) and doing the conga outside the Bulldog while the hard as nails police and Bad Blue Boys watched on in bemusement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 How about this, to the tune of the hokey cokey.. He puts a backpass short, a ball too long He?s Marius Zaliukas and he?s got a song You do the Zakiukas and he freaks you out That?s what it?s all about Whoa-o the Marius Zaliukas Whoa-o the Marius Zaliukas Knees bent, arms stretched Raa raa raa Btw folks - get the second and third verses of Have You Heard of the Heart of MIdlothian learnt, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Most of our songs for players are pretty boring tbh. Like the ones for Templeton/Driver. Dunno why we can't have a "he plays on the left, he plays on the right" for one of them (with the arm movements), it would be so much better. Suppose that's probably a bit too much effort for certain people in our support though. He plays on the left etc was sung for Suso in Zagreb too, but I always thought it was a Celtic song for lesbian face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Tbh though, the hearts song, europe song, when the hearts go marching in and hullo hullo () etc are always very well sang, it's just our chants for players which lack quite a bit of creativity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Delta Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd_1x0UvL_8 Bouzid, ooh ah ah.. Get it sung you *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanbasten1874 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Don't sing it then, pal. It started off in Zagreb during that 'everyone's steaming, it's hot and there's still hours 'til kick-off' kind of time and, for what it's worth, I like it. In Zagreb i admit it must have seemed wonderful dancing about the streets doing the conga wish i was there but at Ibrox on a wet wednesday night nah no my bag like sorry ..........................PAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Btw folks - get the second and third verses of Have You Heard of the Heart of MIdlothian learnt, please. Definitely. How about the third verse of the European Song as well? I think we're generally a bit snobbish on here about potential new songs. They're football songs, not Grammy nominees, and while I'd say we have more songs than many of the teams in Scotland, we haven't had anything new for ages. I don't think folk should come on here any worry about what people think of their songs. Get a few drinks in you, get a few friends together and start singing something new at a match. If it's decent it'll catch on; if it's crap no-one will care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMuir94 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Bouzid, ooh ah ah.. Get it sung you *****. No ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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