Gdog Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I am going to put this out to the masses, and appreciate it may be controversial, however I feel this could be a deal that is not beyond the realms of possibility. There will be a lot of clubs staying clear due to his baggage, however this could work in our favour. He needs games to get his sharpness back, so a 12 month contract on say 4-5K per week is worth an offer. If anything a change of scene may do him good and to be honest would score for fun up here. I know there is moral issues and I for one would never condone his past, however it's football!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bootboy100 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Yes I would take him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Only if I got to be the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Didn't read past the title. He's s beast. No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Dog Frazer Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 take him in a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rev Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Never in a million years. ''People'' like him are better suited to our neighbours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibpc Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I would not have sex with him (although, if it gets to the point where it's on the cards I may not have a say in matters) I would have him at Hearts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 2 registered sex offenders in 5 years would be too much to take imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Not my type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Snecked some burd then punched her in the puss? Bit of a creep! Scores goals though, let's have 'im!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 No. Not for any reason. Same with Riorden, just pure vermin and not fit to wear the jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Snecked some burd then punched her in the puss? Bit of a creep! Scores goals though, let's have 'im!! Punched her and then sexually assaulted her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Not my type. you wouldn't take much turning. imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Only if I got to be the man. the man is vermin and i wouldn't be to happy about him representing our proud club, stranger things have happened, Vlad after all gave us Rix after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 you wouldn't take much turning. imo I have not succumbed to your advances, never will of course. Unlucky ducky........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I dont see what he did wrong to that lassie TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Did he slap her down like the bitch she was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I have not succumbed to your advances, never will of course. Unlucky ducky........ not while there's dugs loose in the streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Absolute pond-life. Probably even worse than Ratboy. Not under any circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Did he slap her down like the bitch she was? Probably, she was prob one of those NOTW hoors that tries to get famous. She did her job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 He's been to jail and he's served his time so in that respect it shouldn't stop him from carrying on his career. I'd take him if he was willing to go on a pay-as-you-play deal and with some strict disciplinary clauses in his contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 He's been to jail and he's served his time so in that respect it shouldn't stop him from carrying on his career. I'd take him if he was willing to go on a pay-as-you-play deal and with some strict disciplinary clauses in his contract. What ? Like not raping the receptionist ? No punching the tea lady? Those sort of clauses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 He's been to jail and he's served his time so in that respect it shouldn't stop him from carrying on his career. I'd take him if he was willing to go on a pay-as-you-play deal and with some strict disciplinary clauses in his contract. Just had a quick look at his wiki page - 14 convictions. I retract my earlier thoughts, way too much baggage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 What ? Like not raping the receptionist ? No punching the tea lady? Those sort of clauses. As long as he can score, put the ball in the back of the pokey (puns intended), I'd forgive him. He'll go to the championship though, NAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 As long as he can score, put the ball in the back of the pokey (puns intended), I'd forgive him. He'll go to the championship though, NAP. I hope he never works in football again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Absolutely not,he seems perfect for the hobos though.With his criminal record the correctional facility on the farm in Ormiston would be ideal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David66k Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 No way, don't need any more arseholes at tynie ... Kucharski, vlad, ........ So we don't need a sex offender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I hope he never works in football again. Ach I think the lads done his time, let's welcome him with open arms. I am of course saying all of this with a hint of sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Ach I think the lads done his time, let's welcome him with open arms. I am of course saying all of this with a hint of sarcasm. Cool. I honestly think he will struggle to get ANY club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLummy Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I would take him look at his goalscoring records for his prvious clubs the give an opinion. in fairness what happend happend and we can't change the fact he spent this period in Prison for a sexual assault but we can possibly turn a blind eye to that fact and make him our new and much needed Striker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I dont see what he did wrong to that lassie TBH. Is it wrong to laugh at that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Is it wrong to laugh at that? Probably, but I know you're as sick a puppy as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Probably, but I know you're as sick a puppy as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 No way, don't need any more arseholes at tynie ... Kucharski, vlad, ........ So we don't need a sex offender. What the **** did Kucharski do?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 What the **** did Kucharski do?! War criminal apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 War criminal apparently. Aye, he was shite in the derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Cohle Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 No thank you, not at my club. Though I bet he would fit right in and look smashing in a bogie-green top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Never. I would rather have Nade back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalMac Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Vlad's previous deviant outreach programme didn't end terribly so, nah best leave it alone. Plus King is utter vermin & on the sex offenders register. Hibs are welcome to him, he'd no doubt be a role model to some of their players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 He's vermin. Pure and simple. You cannot argue with that. But if we signed him, he would bang the goals in. If that happened, there would not be a single Hearts fan who wouldn't celebrate each and every goal. That's the nature of the game. It allows us to be the biggest hypocrites on the planet. Because every goal wouldn't be a Marlon King goal, it'd be a Hearts goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussAsia Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I would take him.. We need goals and he would bang them in at an incredible rate in the SPL.. He is after all a premiership striker who is having to move lower due to being a horrible person away from football.. As long as he did the business on the pitch and lead a quieter life off it i would be more than happy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Not a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 People will say he's served his punishment and deserves a second chance, regardless of how you feel about his crime. However with the general anti-Hearts feeling that exists in the press I don't think we need the hassle or the negative publicity that would come with signing a former convict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkin- hearts Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Not for me, would leave a bad taste in the mouth( no pun intended ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboy81 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Vlad's previous deviant outreach programme didn't end terribly so, nah best leave it alone. Plus King is utter vermin & on the sex offenders register. Hibs are welcome to him, he'd no doubt be a role model to some of their players. Whats the bets he'd start licking his lips in interviews too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somakeanoise Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 He's vermin. Pure and simple. You cannot argue with that. But if we signed him, he would bang the goals in. If that happened, there would not be a single Hearts fan who wouldn't celebrate each and every goal. That's the nature of the game. It allows us to be the biggest hypocrites on the planet. Because every goal wouldn't be a Marlon King goal, it'd be a Hearts goal. Correct and when we don't currently have someone to put the ball in the net....I'd take him in a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaShango Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Yip I would also have him. He would bang the goals in. See QPR and Coventry both interested so would expect him to go to the Championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Not worth discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dellboy1971 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Yes I would take him but put clauses in it 4-5k a week worth a try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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