What footballers have a laugh about

[Tazio]

Or at least my theory about what they have a good giggle about on a Monday morning at training.

 

Basically who has given the best bit of bogus made up "inside info" to a slightly drunk fan in a boozer or club over the weekend.

 

For example, Steven Whittaker last week at Murray Park "this is a beauty lads, I told a bloke on Sunday that I was going back to Hibs for ?600k, and the mug bought it hook, line and sinker. I could barely keep my face straight"

[Locky]

David Witteveen told me last Friday he would score. He better no have been smiling on Monday morning.

[N User]

Other than their Nat King, it's probably the only reason they go out.