Make up a Tiger joke

[david mcgee]

Cant be that difficult can it?

 

For example........

 

A birdie on the last gives Woods a 69.

[dodethejambo]

Tiger Woods Christmas Photo

 

[Cairneyhill Jambo]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a

ball 300 yards.

 

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has

a hole in one.

 

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

They went clubbing

 

 

Word that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a “Rescue Club” now has

been proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to

knock the **** out of a Driver.

 

What do Tiger & his wife have in common, they both try to club his

balls as hard as possible

[david mcgee]

Poor Tigers getting hellish stick for trying to win the ride her cup.

[Sterling Archer]

Tigers decided to change his name...to cheetah

[wibble]

Nike want to increase Tiger's deal as the news has made him an ideal figurehead for their re-launch of the "Just Do It" campaign.

[wibble]

Tiger can't go out in public anymore because every time a woman walks past him members of the public shout "In the hole!!!".

[Alan_R]

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper.

 

oh ok... maybe not then

[Feeno]

Make a tiger joke - no problem

 

Make a tiger joke thats funny - not as easy as it looks eh!

[I P Knightley]

Knock knock

 

Who's there?

 

Tiger

 

Tiger Who?

 

Tiger Woods. Now that we're done with introductions, how about dropping your kex? I've got a quota to maintain.

[lewis2006]

Tigers advertising deal with Gillette looks on the rocks after the star admitted his crash crash the other week was his "closest shave yet"

[Hasselhoff]

What’s that phrase? Sometimes you can’t see the Woods for the… group of women knelt in front of him sucking his c**k.

 

courtesy of http://comedyteddy.wordpress.com/

[Bigsmak]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/investigators_still_piecing

 

I love the Onion sometimes.

 

Warning, some swear words are used.

[Bigyan]

I'm surprised there have only been 3 women coming out claiming affairs with tiger.

 

I reckon there must be about six! We all know tiger likes playing 18 holes!

 

[Carl Spackler]

I'm surprised there have only been 3 women coming out claiming affairs with tiger.

 

I reckon there must be about six! We all know tiger likes playing 18 holes!

 

 

Nah just inside nine, sorry just the inside nine.