chester copperpot Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 My 2 kids Captaining my country at Basketball Gaining a 2:1 in my Business Studies degree Choosing to support Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjay Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Telling you all about SUSO!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 we should ban the answer 'had kids' its not difficult judging by some of the retarded looking wallopers i see walking down the street every day! Me? I met a boy who knew a boy who fingered Emma Watson. Get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Scored a hat-trick in the 1966 World Cup final. I disagree, it was only a double you scored Geoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I bought an old pony that had been neglected and abused and nursed him back to health and also giving birth to my two gorgeous little boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I bought an old pony that had been neglected and abused and nursed him back to health and also giving birth to my two gorgeous little boys Your pony gave birth to your children....you sick woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuarty Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Riding 200 KM for cancer research Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 we should ban the answer 'had kids' its not difficult judging by some of the retarded looking wallopers i see walking down the street every day! Me? I met a boy who knew a boy who fingered Emma Watson. Get in. I knew someone who claimed he rattled Annie Lennox:th_o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Your pony gave birth to your children....you sick woman. I didn,t phrase it too well did I Baps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I didn,t phrase it too well did I Baps? I see you're not denying it then?! Buffalo Bill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest casper Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Saved a young man from drowning. I saved a bloke from drowning once. On the aquaduct at Longstone. He was very, very drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Saved my little sister from drowning many years ago; saved my other sister's life in a different way, back when she was suffering from serious depression. I'm not really sure that this counts though: I just did what any brother would do. As for myself - I'm now 30, and have achieved precisely nothing. Pathetic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Saved my little sister from drowning many years ago; saved my other sister's life in a different way, back when she was suffering from serious depression. I'm not really sure that this counts though: I just did what any brother would do. As for myself - I'm now 30, and have achieved precisely nothing. Pathetic! You should have went ahead with that pressure group shaun. Just so your life could be said to have some sort of meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Stemmed the blood flow from a potential suicide victims wrists, freakin mess! He's since dried his eye's, (freakin women eh). He's now married and the father of two bonny bairns........result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Making it through to the age of 48. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishguy Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Dragged a wee boy from the bottom of a swimming pool in the south of france when i was about 13. Dragged a guy from a house that was on about fire. but the most important thing of all has been the joys of being the father to 3 amazing daughters.(ok I got too much girlie sperm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo4eva Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 apart from the birth of my two boys it would have to be - scoing against the legends on the sacred turf of tynie into henry henry gi us a wave and celebrating with my mates while my whole family watched on from the old stand!!!!! best feeling in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojackbilly Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Meeting Neil Armstrong on the Moon about 40yrs ago : I was lonely and lost at the time, was fair pleased he kent away back as he offered me lift, sound lad that he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Gave birth to a toley double the size of most porn star's knobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 IS this a euphemistic phrase referring to the 5h1t-hole? A term used by my father and my uncle when telling of their younger days and what Friday nights at the beach involved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incompetnce Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 When I was living in Causewayside I helped a bloke across the road. Said bloke however was standing out in the pishing rain, in the pitch black with his Guide Dog looking ot cross the road across from Swany's / The New Bell (Or whatever the pub across from Swany's is). I had my shopping with me, was hacked off after a long day at Uni and just wanted to go home but I just couldn't walk past the bloke and leave him standing there at the edge of the road with his Dog. Just walked up to him and asked him if he needed a hand and got him and his Dog across the road to the pub. Win - win for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Spunking a kid should be banned as an answer. Most of the **** from Jeremy Kyle have achieved such 'greatness' 4 or 5 times over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goz Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Spunking a kid should be banned as an answer. Most of the **** from Jeremy Kyle have achieved such 'greatness' 4 or 5 times over. I'll bet if asked the same question though, none of them would say creating said child was the best thing they had done. That's the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Judging a wet t-shirt competition in a nightclub in Majorca. If only I hadn't been that ****ed I'd have remembered more than the fact the Swedish bird won my vote by cheating - she removed her wet t-shirt mid performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Saved my little sister from drowning many years ago; saved my other sister's life in a different way, back when she was suffering from serious depression. I'm not really sure that this counts though: I just did what any brother would do. As for myself - I'm now 30, and have achieved precisely nothing. Pathetic! What are you coming out for anyway, Shuan? Have you got an academic post lined up? Will you be publishing your thesis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Judging a wet t-shirt competition in a nightclub in Majorca. If only I hadn't been that ****ed I'd have remembered more than the fact the Swedish bird won my vote by cheating - she removed her wet t-shirt mid performance. The bsest type of corruption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 What are you coming out for anyway, Shuan? Have you got an academic post lined up? Will you be publishing your thesis? Not yet - mainly because I'm utterly ambivalent about staying in academia. Meet the guy who did a PhD, but by the end, wondered what the point of it was. Pathetic, as I said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Not yet - mainly because I'm utterly ambivalent about staying in academia. Meet the guy who did a PhD, but by the end, wondered what the point of it was. Pathetic, as I said! I was sad for a year then realised it was a complete blessing not being able to continue. Good luck whatever you get into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepystujam Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Getting to number 1 on rock star ate my hamster.Album and single by the way! I bow down to you, managed 2 singles in the top 10 as Sidney Sparkle, then died in a bus accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepystujam Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 As well as helping the missus to make a wee version of me, i also won a years cinema pass & a film 98 crew jersey. Barry Norman actually said my name, still got it on tape, will get it put onto DVD soonly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Canada Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 My biggest achievement has been setting up my own business and working for myself after years of mental torture in dead end office jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 DIED! wait, what???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I'll bet if asked the same question though, none of them would say creating said child was the best thing they had done. That's the difference. But almost every person in the world can reproduce, its not exactly impressive. I'm sure your 2 kids are the 2 of the best thing in your world. But have you ever jumped between two sky scrapers on a moped or knocked a sumo wrestler unconscious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 we should ban the answer 'had kids' its not difficult judging by some of the retarded looking wallopers i see walking down the street every day! Me? I met a boy who knew a boy who fingered Emma Watson. Get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I disagree, it was only a double you scored Geoff. Tell that to the Russian linesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goz Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 But almost every person in the world can reproduce, its not exactly impressive. I'm sure your 2 kids are the 2 of the best thing in your world. But have you ever jumped between two sky scrapers on a moped or knocked a sumo wrestler unconscious? They most certainly are. And in answer to the original question that will always be my answer. But have you ever jumped between two sky scrapers on a moped or knocked a sumo wrestler unconscious? lol, cant say as I have. I did bang the largest set of jugs in my high school. That was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady jambo Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Doing A Charity Bungee Jump For The Sick Kids Two Weeks Ago. Gotta Be The Best Thing I've Ever Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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