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I would shake his hand and tell him to f.ck off back to the east we are all sick of his promises over the years I have backed him all the way but now I have had enough and class myself anti Vlad but always a jambo.

 

Grumpy

 

And what promises were they? And when I say promises, I do not mean the ones you have read on here or on other internet fans forums, I mean ACTUAL promises from Vlad, not ambitions or targets, but promises - I think you willl find very few have actually been made, particulalry when it comes to signings, since you seem miffed about this at the moment.

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I would ask him if Hearts, a Hearts official, player or supporter had done something in the past to make us deserve this.

 

OR

 

I would maybe ask him why he decided not to put into place the insurance policy rendering Hearts "debt free" if anything unfortunate should happen to him.

 

Those would be the big two, I would not be sure which I would ask.

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Who's our top goal scorer?

 

Did you enjoy the game on Saturday?

 

What lies are you going to tell your loyal fans when you want our money to renew season tickets?

 

Are you the devil in disguise?

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neverlikedElvis

do you regret saving the club from going hibs-up now you know that a sizable section of our support are laughable zoomers?

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pettigrewsstylist
...and you could ask him ONE question where you were garaunteed to get the absolute truth from him, what would it be?

 

 

Do you watch every hertz game on internet etc

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Where have you been?

 

Do you live under a rock?

 

Do you think that performance on Saturday was a one off?

 

Will the Flumps ever win the Scottish Cup?

 

Do you have any regrets with your dictatership of HMFC?

 

How much longer do we have to suffer watching 4 5 1 or 4 4 1 1?

 

How much do you think you know about football?

 

Do the Flumps know as much about our future as they think?

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Miller Jambo 60
do you stash a bottle of vodka under your pillow or are you just naturally such a random maniac? :rolleyes:

 

:108years:

 

Who are you mate 47 posts you are a kb man of the year.

Leave the pash take to me ok

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Miller Jambo 60
Where have you been?

 

Do you live under a rock?

 

Do you think that performance on Saturday was a one off?

 

Will the Flumps ever win the Scottish Cup?

 

Do you have any regrets with your dictatership of HMFC?

 

How much longer do we have to suffer watching 4 5 1 or 4 4 1 1?

 

How much do you think you know about football?

 

Do the Flumps know as much about our future as they think?

YOU OR CHRIS WHATEVER NO ONE IGNORES THE DOUG

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I'd ask for the number of Roman's tailors.

 

 

M.A.T. Alan's of Bond Street Darling! The hair is done by Mumm & Pudding of Berkeley Street.

 

Anyway, if I had the chance to speak to Vald I wouldn't waste it asking a question I would ask him to:

 

STOP WRITING POETRY!!

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I'd first of all go on a mercy mission to extract a few JKBers from his backside, then I'd throw a shoe at him - it seems to be the in thing these days

 

I wouldnt ask him a question as I've got no interest in anything he has to say

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For your next photo opportunity instead of boxing with the players, why not one of your fans, say maybe the legend that is "The Dougstar"?

And thanks for saving Tynie.

I actually think that Romanov isn't that bad when all things considered but I think The Dougstar has been more enjoyable and deserves to fully enjoy himself.

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Rudolf's Mate
Please tell me, completely and honestly..........why us ????

 

Even I can answer that one.....

 

Because nobody else would take the offer!

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Did you and rodney spitroast sergeys mum?

I'm sorry I nearly done a Pat Stanton on myself when reading that

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Did you have to bite jambomickey on the back of the neck while pumping him?

 

Close 2nd

 

No axe to grind with jambomickey but a very funny post

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Are you and Miko snowballers?

 

3rd, horrible thought your a sick man but so funny

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Congrats to you on proposing it. The answer would tell us all we need to know about the Vlad. Or at least, it would tell those who don't know it already ...

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Close 2nd

 

No axe to grind with jambomickey but a very funny post

 

 

 

Niether have I,but he set himself up for this one:D

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...and you could ask him ONE question where you were garaunteed to get the absolute truth from him, what would it be?

 

Is your name Vladimar Romanov ?

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Is kickback for erseholes?

 

Seems a question that pops up at few away games recently

 

It's a statement not a question:laugh:

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Sergio Garcia
It's a statement not a question:laugh:

 

Yes the guys that sing it, say it as a statement but does Vlad agree with this statement.

 

Didnt last too long this time at NDP, bout two lines and gone again!

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Is your name Vladimar Romanov ?

 

 

:eek:

 

What have I ever done to deserve that?

 

:mad:

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