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You have the choice of anyone.........sports related, politician, celeb, relative, hobo etc etc, just any ONE person.

 

You can also decide wether the bullet just injures or kills.;)

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could i use my one bullet by lining daniel and natasha bedingfield one behind the other and hoping the bullet smashes through both larynxes??

 

please??

 

its for the good of music AND humanity

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I think the small Airdrie based jambo could get a few votes here.

 

****** all small about him.

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Hibs versus Gretna at Leithiopia (When theres a no away fans) and my bullet would go into a tanker full of kerosine which should flatten the lot.

 

Digressing aren't Gary Glitter and Airdrie Jambo the same bloke

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could i use my one bullet by lining daniel and natasha bedingfield one behind the other and hoping the bullet smashes through both larynxes??

 

please??

 

its for the good of music AND humanity

 

i know what you mean. Because of that shampoo advert with the natasha bedingfield song... i now have a rubber telly.. just so i can kick it every time i hear it!!!!1

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you are know being investigated by the secret service;);)

 

why do you think he's called MR X ??

 

i'm betting its not an x men reference ;)

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I couldn't possibly choose just one - can I not just adapt The Sandman's version and herd all my "most hated" list into the one place and blast them all to kingdom come?

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George Galloway.

 

Only I would not waste a bullet.

 

I would stomp on his fecking heid till it burst...

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Oh actually I know!

 

That sick twisted fat Beeatch Rosemary West. One bullet right in the fecking forehead.

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You have the choice of anyone.........sports related, politician, celeb, relative, hobo etc etc, just any ONE person.

 

You can also decide wether the bullet just injures or kills.;)

 

Bono, then i beat him with the gun.

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George Galloway.

 

Only I would not waste a bullet.

 

I would stomp on his fecking heid till it burst...

 

That would deny me the unintentional comedy genius of his radio phone-in.

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Uh-oh. I can see myself and Mr Barby behind the goal... If only you'd mentioned it before the match, BB, I'd have gone prepared and saved you the bother and us the agony.

It would have then left the bullet free for anyone taking part in Big Brother.

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Not even albert kidd? :)

 

I'm 23 so I'm too young to remember him.

 

Wouldnt even know who he was if I walked past him in the street!

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Gay answer;)

 

I just dont get irritated by that much!

 

Drives my bird mental when she's trying to have a go at me about something and I'm just like 'meh - whatever'.

 

There's plenty of folk I dislike but I don't hate anyone enough to point a gun to their head and pull the trigger!

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why do you think he's called MR X ??

 

i'm betting its not an x men reference ;)

 

Ahem, I can assure any of those fine people in the inland revenue, customs, MI5 or any other government agencies that my everyday actions are completely above board and legal. And this isn't a false moustache. Some redheads are capable of growing a black one. Also, just like Father Ted, that money was merely resting in my account.Honest guv.

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in fact i would go for Carmen Electra, and then i could have my wicked way with her afterwards :)

 

WOAH THERE! That's wrong on every concievable level!! Is there an officer in the building?

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I P Knightley
Id start a 100m race

 

:D :D

 

Hopefully the bullet would end its trajectory somewhere between Tony Blair's eyebrows!

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