lewis2006 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Off shore instrument technician in the Oil and Gas industry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Feed all the sick people in Scotland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'm a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'm a student, but doing my 3rd year on placement as a Systems Administator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I have been off work for a week and subsequently, have entirely forgotten what it is I do. Tomorrow should be interesting. Hanging in there. A phone next to me rang, but I ignored it, and someone else got it. Result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Account Manager for a digital marketing firm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Thanks to my impecable timing and deciding to return to the UK last month I'm currently unemployed and about a bawhair from going onto the doll, just need to fish out a shell suit and I'm good to go. Thanks credit crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I am an admin assistant... really exciting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Spackler Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Wearing just a thong, I provide a vacuuming service to bored housewives. Buffalo Bill . That's just Radio GaGa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Looks like ive got the best job out all the others on here:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Shin Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 security site manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 A biologist, currently consulting to Provisional government on, strangely enough, reptile importations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'm a writer at an ad agency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Test Pilot for Slumberdown...or Lazy MOD EDIT, at least thats what the people that work for me say!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DikT. Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I am a housewife (I think). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
systemx Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Cellular Radio Base Station Engineer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I brainwash children by taking advertisements from so called creative people and place them in breaks on all commercial channels. At the right time and place obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Zak and Miri make a porno during tweenies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_steve Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I deal with ITAR ... and not the russian thingy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cambo_Jambo Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I am a shrubber. My name is 'Roger the Shrubber'. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. Actually work at Dundee Student Association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Currently work at Tesco beeping things. Start a new job as a Courier in France next year though. Booooyah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blairdin Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Senior Medical Claims Assessor. I get my job statisfaction from flushing out the fraudsters, mallingerers and lazy workshy tossers from genuine claimants. My favourite word is decline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'm a pc hand-wringer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I am a student but I also sometimes stand in as a part time biggot and football fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toggie88 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'm a Press and Research Officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I spend my days disciplining...... my two naughty kids, i,m a full time mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroondoonhamer Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'm an arsehole. I didn't realise that it was my occupation but several people called me it last night so I guess it must be. Is it Lothian and Borders constabulary or Strathclyde constabulary you work for then??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pammiep Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Looks like ive got the best job out all the others on here:rolleyes: My job's better than yours. I'm a CSI :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 My job's better than yours. I'm a CSI :) In Glenrothes, I'm surprised you even have time to come on and post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 My job's better than yours. I'm a CSI :) I work for good money though,not sweetie money;) You'll never beat the Oil and Gas loot:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incompetnce Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'm a Trainer for a fecking massive MMORPG (it means computer game, look it up if you don't know what I mean - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMORPG). Essentially I train people, to tell other people, how to play Computer Games. I love my job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Hotel Manager & part time internet "researcher" for a public body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I'm a journalist by trade, but looking at admin stuff at the moment as, like audioslave, I've gone a little too long without a job since getting back to Edinburgh. Looking to stay in something vaguely media-related in the long-term but I'm not really sure what... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Barman. Have a journalism degree though. I'd prefer to say more other occupation for the six months of a year - PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertracoon Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 "Soccer' coach. Seriously, I am. Unfortunately that only pays for 9 months a year so as of tomorrow I'm looking for a job in the Burgh. Anyone got any ideas? Real ones like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Apparently, I'm a "stubborn, obstinate *******". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanjambo Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I'm a driving instructor. I also do a fine line in Hibs hating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I work for an Edinburgh based game developer that encourages people to steal cars and shoot people. In the game, obviously. Crime is bad, mmmmmmmkay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Stevens Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I work for a Nissan dealership as a business sales executive. Selling cars, 4X4's and commercial vehicles to companies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinb Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I'm a civil servant and therefore completely boring and uninteresting. Please don't talk to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flimsy Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I'm a Paraplanner. Any the wiser? OK then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I work for good money though,not sweetie money;)You'll never beat the Oil and Gas loot:p What is it you do offshore eggo? I'm an instrument tech....no a bad wage either!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DikT. Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I have always thought it is a bit crass to discuss wages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I am a professional Bon Vivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I'm a cant, not really an occupation but I'm fecking good at it:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboSean Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I work for the same company as the other half of KB do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Tax-dodger. Although I do have a part-time (If you can call 8 hours part-time) job at my local co-op. That along with my bursary pays for the football, petrol, tennents and gambling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe kickass2 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Love it when rubbish jobs are given important names. Being self employed is suweeet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Can't believe so many Jambos work in Oil & Gas. If anyone knows of any Contracts people with decent experience who are interested in working in the Middle East (tax free) please PM me. The stress is on the "with decent experience"! P.S. My job is Contracts Manager in Oil & Gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Self employed. Sell rare & deleted films worldwide :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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