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Delusional fans on again about the 5000 fans they took to the match today -- must have been a 2 for 1 offer xmas special.

Count yourself as a fan and count your fantasy friend too.

 

Out of crowd of 9,450 they still took 5000 :P

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I hope they finish in the bottom 1

 

So many teams I'd love to see relegated. Just the one relegation place though.

 

It would be nice to see them go down but as always, my first wish for the drop has to be the Leith Vermin.

 

 

:107years::107years::107years:

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Delusional fans on again about the 5000 fans they took to the match today -- must have been a 2 for 1 offer xmas special.

Count yourself as a fan and count your fantasy friend too.

 

Out of crowd of 9,450 they still took 5000 :P

 

that will be the same 5000, than never filled a third of the school end at tynecastle.

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Romanov Stole My Pension

Does anyone know how the Red "ultras" got on this week? Did they get up to any more c-razy shenanigans like they did at Tynecastle.

I reckon we need to have a weekly update.

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Does anyone know how the Red "ultras" got on this week? Did they get up to any more c-razy shenanigans like they did at Tynecastle.

I reckon we need to have a weekly update.

 

They probably launched another half dozen bog rolls on the pitch and think they are ****in crazy . Red ultras , you's are not very good , give it up trumpets.

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winston churchill

pinched this from another message board.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two Aberdonians, Tam and Shuie, are sitting in the Fermers bar,

drinking beer. Tam turns to Shuie and says, "You know, I'm tired of

goin' through life withoot an education. The morn, I think I'll go to

the community college and sign up for some classes."

 

 

 

Shuie thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

 

The next day Tam goes down to the college and meets the Lecturer, who

signs him up for the four basic classes: maths, english, history,

and logic.

 

"Logic?" Tam says. "Fit's 'at?"

 

The Lecturer says, "I'll show you. Do you own a Strimmer?"

 

"Aye"

 

"Then logically because you own a Strimmer, I think that you have a

Garden."

 

"That's true, I dae huv a Garden."

 

"I'm not done," the Lecturer says. "Because you have a Garden, I think

logically that you would have a house."

"Aye, I do have a hoose."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a

family."

"I huv a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must

have a wife."

 

"Aye, I dae huv a wife."

 

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a

heterosexual."

 

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of

that because I have a strimmer." Excited to take the class now, Tam

shakes the Lecturer's hand, and leaves to meet Shuie at the pub.

 

He tells Shuie about his classes, how he is signed up for maths,

English, history and logic.

 

 

 

 

"Logic?" Shuie says, "Fit's 'at?"

 

Tam says, "I'll show you. Do you have a strimmer?"

 

 

 

"No."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Then you're a poof."

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Delusional fans on again about the 5000 fans they took to the match today -- must have been a 2 for 1 offer xmas special.

Count yourself as a fan and count your fantasy friend too.

 

Out of crowd of 9,450 they still took 5000 :P

 

less than 3000 despite the usual exageration, Feeney missed an open goal to make it 3-0 after 20 minutes, we tired and they dominated the 2nd half but we still had the best chance of the half to seal the win.

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The People's Chimp
less than 3000 despite the usual exageration, Feeney missed an open goal to make it 3-0 after 20 minutes, we tired and they dominated the 2nd half but we still had the best chance of the half to seal the win.

 

Well done on your epic win against the evil hordes (not) of mutton molesters.

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