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Banking crisis hits Japan


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Following the problems our banks have had it seems Japan is suffering too.

 

Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank have announced plans to cut back branches.

 

Yesterday it was announced that Kareoke Bank was up for sale and would likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they took a nose-dive.

 

While Samarai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit but remain in the black.

 

Furthermore 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that something fishy is going on at Sushi Bank and it is feared staff may get a raw deal.:)

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Following the problems our banks have had it seems Japan is suffering too.

 

Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank have announced plans to cut back branches.

 

Yesterday it was announced that Kareoke Bank was up for sale and would likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they took a nose-dive.

 

While Samarai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit but remain in the black.

 

Furthermore 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that something fishy is going on at Sushi Bank and it is feared staff may get a raw deal.:)

 

Nice copy and paste from the BBC ;)

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