Therapist Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Absolutely pathetic. While the Killie fans belted out their version of "Hello Hello" we were concentrating on trying to gain access to our prawn sandwiches. Hearts "fans" GTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Does Robbo's now serve prawn sandwiches after 4pm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 You got to love irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 And have the prawns gone to your brain, so much so that you can apparently no longer spell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 You got to love irony. What do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 That's a pretty abysmal spelling of 'yesterday'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 You were saying that you had ferked off long before the end of the game, so I assume you are classing yourself as pathetic too? If so, I completely agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 You were saying that you had ferked off long before the end of the game, so I assume you are classing yourself as pathetic too? If so, I completely agree I only naffed off early due to the embarrassing lack of atmosphere. Had my fellow Hearts "fans" been up for it I may have stayed a bit longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I only naffed off early due to the embarrassing lack of atmosphere. Had my fellow Hearts "fans" been up for it I may have stayed a bit longer. Yes, of course you would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I only naffed off early due to the embarrassing lack of atmosphere. Had my fellow Hearts "fans" been up for it I may have stayed a bit longer. I agree the atmosphere was poor but that only reflected the performance on the park. You should seek a reduction on your season ticket next season as you're only a part-timer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMc Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Absolutely pathetic. While the Killie fans belted out their version of "Hello Hello" we were concentrating on trying to gain access to our prawn sandwiches. Hearts "fans" GTF Using the "prawn sandwiches" jibe against a support that has largely stuck around for three of the most frustrating seasons I have seen is a bit low. Are we meant to sing about Europe? Or our Favourite players in the first team? We turn up. We pay our money. We wait in line for the whole of halftime because there are only two people serving a section of 3,000 people. We go back to our seats and watch our mis-managed and mis-selected team get beat by a team of players none of which would get a game for a decent Hearts team and we will turn up to watch the next disaster. Does that sound like glory hunting to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 Using the "prawn sandwiches" jibe against a support that has largely stuck around for three of the most frustrating seasons I have seen is a bit low. Some of them may indeed have "stuck around". However, the fact remains the Hearts support is a shadow of what it used to be. I have a sellik bhloke who works for me and he will readily admit that he is no longer scared to walk down Gorgie Road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Some of them may indeed have "stuck around". However, the fact remains the Hearts support is a shadow of what it used to be. I have a sellik bhloke who works for me and he will readily admit that he is no longer scared to walk down Gorgie Road. Why do you employ sellik bhlokes? Therapist :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Why do you employ sellik bhlokes? Therapist :mad: That'll be his mhan shervant, Shamus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 Why do you employ sellik bhlokes? I was stupid enough to leave the interviews to one of my managers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I have a sellik bhloke who works for me and he will readily admit that he is no longer scared to walk down Gorgie Road. Unbelievable what we have become. I mean, letting opposing supporters strut around without the constant fear of a healthy and sustained beating. Crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I was stupid enough to leave the interviews to one of my managers. Sack your mhanager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 Sack your mhanager. I have slashed his bonus. If that doesn't prompt him to leave, I will bin him by June next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Unbelievable what we have become. I mean, letting opposing supporters strut around without the constant fear of a healthy and sustained beating. Crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Why do we still entertain this joker? Seriously, why does anybody respond? He hates Hearts fans, hates Scotland and loves Rangers. He's admitted all of those things just today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Why do we still entertain this joker? Seriously, why does anybody respond? He hates Hearts fans, hates Scotland and loves Rangers. He's admitted all of those things just today! I think, going by responses, people are now wise to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Why do we still entertain this joker? Seriously, why does anybody respond? He hates Hearts fans, hates Scotland and loves Rangers. He's admitted all of those things just today! You answered the question with your first sentence, Eldar. It's because he's a joker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robertson9 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I have a sellik bhloke who works for me and he will readily admit that he is no longer scared to walk down Gorgie Road. I think he may be in for a surprise in a few weeks time ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robertson9 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Unbelievable what we have become. I mean, letting opposing supporters strut around without the constant fear of a healthy and sustained beating. Crazy. MOD EDIT:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Opposing supporters yes, Terrorist supporting **** like Sellick fans .... no Hang the catholic filth, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 Hang the catholic filth, eh? Certainly not. That is a terrible attitude. But anyone who visits Gorgie and rejoices in violence inflicted on HM The Queen's armed forces or her citizens deserves punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Certainly not. That is a terrible attitude. But anyone who visits Gorgie and rejoices in violence inflicted on HM The Queen's armed forces or her citizens deserves punishment. Their mammy's should smack their bottoms and send them to bed with no supper. That'd learn them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Certainly not. That is a terrible attitude. But anyone who visits Gorgie and rejoices in violence inflicted on HM The Queen's armed forces or her citizens deserves punishment. I wish. Unhappily, you and I are both mere subjects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownkg Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I have slashed his bonus. If that doesn't prompt him to leave, I will bin him by June next year. shouldn't that be BHONUS and what happens if a fellow smeltic supporter reads this and tells him about this new employment chondition?:p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 Their mammy's should smack their bottoms and send them to bed with no supper. That'd learn them. Agreed, but it's usually the daddies who smack the bottoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I wish. Unhappily, you and I are both mere subjects. I reckon you are probably citizens. http://ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/britishcitizenship/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I reckon you are probably citizens. http://ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/britishcitizenship/ Yes, that is a point. So which is it? And if it's citizens, when did it change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robertson9 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Hang the catholic filth, eh? So your are saying that only catholics openly support the IRA? All the best with that accusation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 So your are saying that only catholics openly support the IRA? All the best with that accusation Given the conflict with the IRA is now over it would be nice if yourself and those within the Celtic support who sing stupid songs could get over it as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I was spending my time at the game thinking of ways I could insert the letter h into words and make myself look like a bellend. The best I could come up with was phope, but then people would think I was saying a made up word pronounced fope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 So your are saying that only catholics openly support the IRA? But of course. I thought that ALL Shellick fans were catholic, balaclava wearing, IRA supporters who got their bums touched by Jock Stein. Am I way out on that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I reckon you are probably citizens. http://ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/britishcitizenship/ Don't you need a republic to be a citizen of it? Her Maj ain't nowt more than a figurehead, if she started trying to be regal, parliament would remove her. Though maybe that's the idea of British Citizenship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 I was spending my time at the game thinking of ways I could insert the letter h into words and make myself look like a bellend. The best I could come up with was phope, but then people would think I was saying a made up word pronounced fope. Don't worry about it mate. You manage perfectly well without the use of "h"s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I know, i learn from the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 But of course. I thought that ALL Shellick fans were catholic, balaclava wearing, IRA supporters who got their bums touched by Jock Stein. Am I way out on that one? Stop putting words in/on other peoples mouths/keyboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Absolutely pathetic. While the Killie fans belted out their version of "Hello Hello" we were concentrating on trying to gain access to our prawn sandwiches. Hearts "fans" GTF surely you mean "fhans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I only naffed off early due to the embarrassing lack of atmosphere. Had my fellow Hearts "fans" been up for it I may have stayed a bit longer. When the new tramline is finally built, you can rush away early and get a nice nickname like your Glasgow Rangers 'cousins'! How about the Tramway Loyal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitonastranger Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Absolutely pathetic. While the Killie fans belted out their version of "Hello Hello" we were concentrating on trying to gain access to our prawn sandwiches. Hearts "fans" GTF sex attackers GTF:hobofish: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Dumbest thread ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Remember if you want to be a traditional fan, follow Therapist's lead: - he doesn't attend bottom six games - he doesn't attend CIS cup games - he frequently leaves Tynecastle at, or just after, half-time Imagine what the atmosphere could be like if we all became a bit more traditional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Dumbest thread ever! This doesn't happen too often but......... I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Examiner Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Dumbest thread ever! In fairness he is a Rangers fan, I'm impressed by the spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 How can you facilitate an 'I'm a better fan than you thread' when you actively discuss leaving games early and strongly support a 'second' team etc Honestly, how pathetic that is cannot be expressed strongly enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobreath Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Absolutely pathetic. While the Killie fans belted out their version of "Hello Hello" we were concentrating on trying to gain access to our prawn sandwiches. Did you say anything to them about it at the time? No point in coming on here after the event and moaning about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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