Mark_Mywords Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 40 :hobofish:arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 here. Can I let them in?' God says 'We are over quota on . Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.' Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God. 'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?' 'No, the fecking gates'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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