(NHC) Scotland Lineup announced (Broadfoot alert) 2- ***ing It TV Programme

[Jojo7]

**Course the Title should read F a k i n g It (but look like this isn't allowed)**

 

The Glasgow Rangers player Kirk Broadfoot has today revealed that he has

been part of the Channel 4 TV show '***ing It' for the last 3 years.

 

The player broke the news today at a hastily arranged press conference as

it emerged new Scotland manager George Burley had drafted the 'player '

into his squad for the up coming world cup qualifiers.

 

Broadfoot who told the waiting press that he was in fact a carpet fitter

from Fife said ' This experience has been great but I now feel that I

would totally be out of my depth and there was no way I could let the

country I love so much down by pulling on the dark blue jersey'

 

Channel 4 have defended their decision to allow Broadfoot to move to

Rangers from St Mirren.

 

Saints have issued a statement saying ' The program makers approached us

with their plan, we were only too willing to be a part of their

experiment. We started that season with 4 or 5 new players and knew one

was from the program'.The only real surprise said saints boss Gus

McPherson is that the player is not Will Haining, considering his

terrible start to the SPL season.

 

Rangers would not be drawn on the future of the player at Ibrox only

saying in a short statement ' Kirk has been one of our most consistent

performers over the last 18 months'. Gers boss Walter Smith was

unavailable for comment.

 

The S.F.A chief Gordon Smith was quick to back Burley after some

sections of the tartan army turned on the manager and pointed out what

they have always known, that any carpet fitter from Fife could get a game

for Scotland if he wore an OLD FIRM strip.

 

Aberdeen were last night quick to reassure fans that Jamie Langfield had

not been part of the experiment.