Makween Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Scousers, eh? When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead. A few weeks later I received a phone call. "You won't believe this, Jay. We're in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?" Did I really want Neill to take a crack? "There's only one problem," added the voice. "Little Davey Thommo is with him." That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he'd have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks. As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed. You wouldn't catch John Terry disgracing himself like this, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 haha thats hilarious. What a total t!t. Reads like some sort of *****y Ross Kemp type fake gangster program. Wonder if the NOTW will serialise it as they seem to like their fake gangsters. So much for the "model professional" persona he seems to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicTs Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 You wouldn't catch John Terry disgracing himself like this, that's for sure. Aye, he's a classy individual right enough. http://profilesblog.com/2008/05/john-terry-on-911-september-11th/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-539397/100-000-week-football-star-John-Terry-ignores-60-fine-park-disabled-spot.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Jamie Carragher is worth 3 JT's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Was just about to post this, Carraghers a ******. See the bit about Rigobert Song? Later, Song walked on to the training pitch with a smile on his face. He was limping off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a 50-50 tackle with greater appetite. "You're not *bleep*ing laughing now are you, you soft ****?" I said as he hobbled away. Did I care he had a knock? No way. I don't remember him or anyone else in the squad for that matter trying to take the **** out of my ability again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Aye, he's a classy individual right enough. http://profilesblog.com/2008/05/john-terry-on-911-september-11th/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-539397/100-000-week-football-star-John-Terry-ignores-60-fine-park-disabled-spot.html Exactly. John Terry - one step away from Joey Barton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigSN1 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Aye, he's a classy individual right enough. http://profilesblog.com/2008/05/john-terry-on-911-september-11th/ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-539397/100-000-week-football-star-John-Terry-ignores-60-fine-park-disabled-spot.html First link - no actual quotes. Second link - who gives a toss theres a lot worse things an individual could do. "Benitez's defensive wisdom impressed me most. It was a step up from what I'd enjoyed before. Houllier guided me towards becoming a top-class Premier League player, but Benitez has been the greatest overall influence on Jamie Carragher the defender." What a grade A tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Surely the FA or at least the PFA, not to mention Merseyside constabulary, will be taking some sort of action against Jamie Carragher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Scousers, eh? When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead. A few weeks later I received a phone call. "You won't believe this, Jay. We're in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?" Did I really want Neill to take a crack? "There's only one problem," added the voice. "Little Davey Thommo is with him." That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he'd have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks. As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed. You wouldn't catch John Terry disgracing himself like this, that's for sure. Ho ho. I've always hated Carragher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I am utterly perplexed at people who would buy this. Fair enough buying someone like Pele or Maradonas biography but Jamie Carragher? Who really gives enough of a ***** to pay money for the inane dribblings of a fairly decent centre half? Wannabe gangster, although this bit did make me laugh. "I've just told the media you're a better player than John Terry," Rafa told me. Then he started laughing as he madea tell-tale sign, putting his hand to his nose and pulling it out to imitate Pinocchio. Before our Champions League semi-final with Chelsea I got him back when I was handed the press conference duties. "What did they ask you?" Rafa quizzed me. "I told them you're a better manager than Mourinho," I said, and then repeated his Pinocchio mime. Think thats probably the best bit of the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Surely the FA or at least the PFA, not to mention Merseyside constabulary, will be taking some sort of action against Jamie Carragher? For doing nothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboy1h Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Jamie Carragher Is A Total Legend Best Defender In The Premiership Over The Last 3 Years Better That Terry And Ferdinand Combined Mon The Reds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Jamie Carragher Is A Total Legend Best Defender In The Premiership Over The Last 3 Years Better That Terry And Ferdinand Combined Mon The Reds He's the most under-penalised defender in the Premier League ever. Fact, end of etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JyTees Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Jamie Carragher Is A Total Legend Best Defender In The Premiership Over The Last 3 Years Better That Terry And Ferdinand Combined Mon The Reds Magic Mushrooms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo mark Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 listened to talksport the other day when they were talking about his book, predominately the bit about england and how he "was never in love with playing for england". stan collymore (who i find suprising okay for a pundit at times) made a goo point. carragher is just a bitter individual who is a good centre half but not as good as terry or ferdinand - FACT! also if he wasnt in love with playing for england why did he make such a big hoo-hah about not retiring as we was never getting picked!! bitter individual and one of the players i hate most! how i loathe phil thomson on soccer satuday with his head up carraghers brown passage way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboy1h Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool History Brilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability Scouser For Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboj Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool History Brilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability Scouser For Life Can you construct that into a coherent sentence or is five words the most you can manage on one line? You're also talking crap by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool History Brilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability Scouser For Life Think that's kind of the point of the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samster Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 No, John Terry would probably just carry out the assault himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 For doing nothing? FA/PFA - bringing the game into disrepute perhaps? The Police - he is bragging about being bale to get a group of people to assault another individual on his say so. Conspiracy charges perhaps? All a bit OTT perhaps, but then the idiot shouldn't gob off giving it the big "I am". Carragher is a weasel. And he's pesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool History Brilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability one out of three ain't bad. Scouser For Life Life for Scousers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Carragher couldn't even lace Rio's boots last season. Both JT and Carra are tool's. I remember listening to Gerrard talk about Carragher. He said he comes into training wearing a shell suit and Timberlands. What a ******. If he wasn't a footballer he would just be a complete jakey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 John Terry is a t!t End of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I am utterly perplexed at people who would buy this. It won't be bought, but many copies will be stolen from Liverpool's WH Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool History Brilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability Scouser For Life Alan Hansen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Striker Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 He's the most under-penalised defender in the Premier League ever. Fact, end of etc I'll say! Not that I'm bitter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagabond Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool History Brilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability Scouser For Life filthy kappa wearing, robbing bassa you mean? I live in liverpool (for my sins) and can assure you that the myth about how friendly they are is just that: a myth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 listened to talksport the other day when they were talking about his book, predominately the bit about england and how he "was never in love with playing for england". stan collymore (who i find suprising okay for a pundit at times) made a goo point. carragher is just a bitter individual who is a good centre half but not as good as terry or ferdinand - FACT! also if he wasnt in love with playing for england why did he make such a big hoo-hah about not retiring as we was never getting picked!! bitter individual and one of the players i hate most! how i loathe phil thomson on soccer satuday with his head up carraghers brown passage way What you have to understand is that the majority of Scousers in general couldn't give a monkeys about England. They see themselves as Scouse, not English. Liverpool has always been different from any other city in England. Heavily influenced by things coming off the boats from the States and all over. They will go to great lengths to tell you they ARE NOT English. Guaranteed Jamie Carragher will take more pride in the fact he has won trophies for his hometown team (despite being an Evertonian when he was younger) than all his England caps put together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool HistoryBrilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability Scouser For Life Calm down calm down! He's not even the best liverpool defender of the last 10 years let alone history. Amazing ability? at what? certainly isnt football. He's a great blocker of shots and crosses and thats about it. Scouser for life? Who wants that tag? Scouser isnt a compliment in my book. I'll assume youre on the windup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Calm down calm down! He's not even the best liverpool defender of the last 10 years let alone history. Go on then, who is?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboj Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 listened to talksport the other day when they were talking about his book, predominately the bit about england and how he "was never in love with playing for england". stan collymore (who i find suprising okay for a pundit at times) made a goo point. carragher is just a bitter individual who is a good centre half but not as good as terry or ferdinand - FACT! also if he wasnt in love with playing for england why did he make such a big hoo-hah about not retiring as we was never getting picked!! bitter individual and one of the players i hate most! how i loathe phil thomson on soccer satuday with his head up carraghers brown passage way Ridiculous outburst that. He actually thinks he should be playing ahead of Terry, Ferdinand, King and previously Campbell, Southgate etc. He's not a patch on any of those. Those guys can actually pass a football forwards now and then and can run faster than my gran, neither of which "Carra" is capable of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Go on then, who is?? IMO the best centre half was Sami Hyypia. Only in the last 10 years, not ever. Few calls for Alan Hansen as best ever defender at liverpool but I was only a nipper then so cant recall ever having seen him play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I despise Jamie Carragher. Although I fondly remember him for the time Highbury when a fan chucked a coin on the pitch and Carragher launched it right back into the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 filthy kappa wearing, robbing bassa you mean? I live in liverpool (for my sins) and can assure you that the myth about how friendly they are is just that: a myth correctamundo!!!! the english equivalant of weegies imo brash and obnoxious and very forward, but believe me its only to hide deep rooted insecurities/inferiority complex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyk Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool History Brilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability Scouser For Life He is the nipple in a city full of tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 He's an alright defender and always has been, that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Jamie Carragher is a good defender, with an amazing amount of heart and fight about him. For someone with a decent level of ability, he has become a mainstay in the Liverpool defence over the last 7-8 years. The guy fights for the cause, and will always give 100%. Exactly the kind of footballer I admire, and prefer to your Ronaldo/Adebeyor/Drogba types. Give me a team of Carraghers/Scholes'/Terrys over any of those other players any day of the week. On the paragraph from his book, yeah it's ridiculous, and he sounds like a t!t, but he has to fill his book somehow!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'M IBRAHIM TALL Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool History Brilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability Scouser For Life Your schoolkid status really says it all. Carragher is a good player, but notfit to lace Terry's boots. Every England manager saw him as a bit part player hence the fact he spat the dummy and walked out on them. He wasn't missed. His utterly ridicoulas schoolboy story about cracking Lucas Neill is laughable. He sums up the problem with a lot of proffesional footballers. Sh i te with money. If Carracgher couldn't kick a ball he would most likely be in Strangeways Tool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I think Carragher, in Champions League games especially, is one of the best there is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Jamie Carragher is a good defender, with an amazing amount of heart and fight about him. For someone with a decent level of ability, he has become a mainstay in the Liverpool defence over the last 7-8 years.The guy fights for the cause, and will always give 100%. Exactly the kind of footballer I admire, and prefer to your Ronaldo/Adebeyor/Drogba types. Give me a team of Carraghers/Scholes over any of those other players any day of the week. On the paragraph from his book, yeah it's ridiculous, and he sounds like a t!t, but he has to fill his book somehow!!! Exactly, in the age of knobends like you've mentioned i find it hard to believe people are having a go at the likes of Jamie Carragher. "We all wish we had a team of Carraghers, a team of Carraghers......". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Just goes to prove that so many footballers are nothing more than schemies with money. Filthy little ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I think Carragher, in Champions League games especially, is one of the best there is. Have to totally agree with you & actually thought he came over as a decent person..... Bit shocked by his comments really! Sorry but if he's not man enough to settle things one to one with Lucas then that tells you all you need to know about him. In saying that I'd put money on Lucas giving him a right pasting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Best Defender In Liverpool History Brilliant Servant For The Club And Amazing Ability Scouser For Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Didn't his old man get lifted or chucked out of a ground a while ago for being totally tw@tted? Says it all about the jakey family. P.S. Why does Carragher look like the most unfit pro ever? 5 minutes into a game his face is always beetroot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 There's a new one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 There's a new one... I'm here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 You wouldn't catch John Terry disgracing himself like this, that's for sure. Correct. JT has class and style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Carragher couldn't even lace Rio's boots last season. Both JT and Carra are tool's. I remember listening to Gerrard talk about Carragher. He said he comes into training wearing a shell suit and Timberlands. What a ******. If he wasn't a footballer he would just be a complete jakey. A lot of people in dunfermline get summer jobs at sky. You see people's sky accounts. Apparently a certain shellsuit wearer watched industrial amounts of porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deejpee Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Dirty scouse ****. Couldnt lace Rio's boots. Hope Rooney does him at Anfield in 8 days time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bootboy100 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Regardless of where he is from or who he plays for. That excert is an absolute disgrace and I would hope the FA are at least looking for an explanation as should Lucas Neill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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