Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I am, had a terrible week in new job its so taxing, putting corks into whisky bottles, washing them down, but do you know what the worst thing is? We've been boxing a whisky called "Royal Salute 38 year old Stone of Destiny" that retails at ?399 per bottle, more than they pay me for a full frigging week! Barstewards! It really is time to eat the rich! Pub it is then to get walloped on cheap vodka and not care whether the labels straight or not! I shall return later, look after me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Im not far from heading to the Standing Order. To meet a lady! Not the one that I thought it was last night but a lady nevertheless. Funny story. Any suggestions on first drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladtheexhaler Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Absinthe. Always Absinthe on a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 More to the story I really should start saving second names in my phonebook! Absinthe. Maybe not, how about stella. They do pints of Stella there right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Im not far from heading to the Standing Order. To meet a lady! Not the one that I thought it was last night but a lady nevertheless. Funny story. Any suggestions on first drink? Get her a Smirnoff Ice with a double vodka chucked in, then get her pumped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I am, had a terrible week in new job its so taxing, putting corks into whisky bottles, washing them down, but do you know what the worst thing is? We've been boxing a whisky called "Royal Salute 38 year old Stone of Destiny"that retails at ?399 per bottle, more than they pay me for a full frigging week! Barstewards! It really is time to eat the rich! Pub it is then to get walloped on cheap vodka and not care whether the labels straight or not! I shall return later, look after me. Enjoy! You work in Broxburn? Off to the Pub about 8 once the wee ones are giving it Zzzzzz's Cannae wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Im not far from heading to the Standing Order. To meet a lady! Not the one that I thought it was last night but a lady nevertheless. Funny story. Any suggestions on first drink? Worst boozer in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Im not far from heading to the Standing Order. To meet a lady! Not the one that I thought it was last night but a lady nevertheless. Funny story. Any suggestions on first drink? Bottle of wine! Or if you dont want to make the commitment (she might be a munter or boring) just a glass - so you can leave after one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Enjoy! You work in Broxburn? Off to the Pub about 8 once the wee ones are giving it Zzzzzz's Cannae wait Newbridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Worst boozer in the world It was just a meeting place that I could think of. Not from the toon so Im not that great on pubs here. I was planning on Edwards but couldnt remember the name of it until went past it on the bus this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Im not far from heading to the Standing Order. To meet a lady! Not the one that I thought it was last night but a lady nevertheless. Funny story. Any suggestions on first drink? Internet dating? Have you been sent a pic of her sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Newbridge Ah, no bother. My brother in law works at the bottling place in the Brox. Enjoy the lash mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 It was just a meeting place that I could think of. Not from the toon so Im not that great on pubs here. I was planning on Edwards but couldnt remember the name of it until went past it on the bus this morning! Edwards is chav central. Take her to somewhere on George Street and dig deep. If she is a boring munter - somewhere dark with loud music might help. Why not is good for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 If you see my post above it was a case of not having the second name in my phonebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Ah, no bother. My brother in law works at the bottling place in the Brox. Enjoy the lash mate Will do once this pizza is finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm peeshed here BJ...yev can share ma sake! ;-) I am, had a terrible week in new job its so taxing, putting corks into whisky bottles, washing them down, but do you know what the worst thing is? We've been boxing a whisky called "Royal Salute 38 year old Stone of Destiny"that retails at ?399 per bottle, more than they pay me for a full frigging week! Barstewards! It really is time to eat the rich! Pub it is then to get walloped on cheap vodka and not care whether the labels straight or not! I shall return later, look after me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm peeshed here BJ...yev can share ma sake! ;-) Thanks Lynn, you're a sweetheart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Edwards is chav central. Take her to somewhere on George Street and dig deep. If she is a boring munter - somewhere dark with loud music might help. Why not is good for that. Its just for a few drinks. Wasnt planning on waiting till Edwards got busy later and chavy! Anywhere cheap on George Street? Im just finished studying and ive been on an unpaid workplacement this week! If i dig deep il have holes in my pockets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm peeshed here BJ...yev can share ma sake! ;-) Scan some sake onto JKB for the lads (& lassies)...mind and not spill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Its just for a few drinks. Wasnt planning on waiting till Edwards got busy later and chavy! Anywhere cheap on George Street? Im just finished studying and ive been on an unpaid workplacement this week! If i dig deep il have holes in my pockets! Bring her to the Turf in Blackburn, ?2.25 for a Guinness and ?2.00 for a double vod. Or do you want to see her again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm peeshed here BJ...yev can share ma sake! ;-) What go's into Sake as a mixer anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Think Il give Blackburn a miss. If I was taking her anywhere in livi/wl it wouldnt be blackburn. No offence mate. Anyway lads, this is the moment. Im off for a drink. Wish me luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Think Il give Blackburn a miss. If I was taking her anywhere in livi/wl it wouldnt be blackburn. No offence mate. Anyway lads, this is the moment. Im off for a drink. Wish me luck Luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Luck. Banana's:p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubytuesday Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Its just for a few drinks. Wasnt planning on waiting till Edwards got busy later and chavy! Anywhere cheap on George Street? Im just finished studying and ive been on an unpaid workplacement this week! If i dig deep il have holes in my pockets! not been on here for donkeys - funny that chatting about drink brings me out a slumber! try tonic - 3-8pm promos (really good value for george street) think a pint of T is ?2.60 and a bottle of wine ?8 quid. also - stockbridge nae bad but probably more pricey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Just back from a bar next to the Med. Quick shower and I'll be back there for the rest of the evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Im not far from heading to the Standing Order. To meet a lady! Not the one that I thought it was last night but a lady nevertheless. Funny story. Any suggestions on first drink? Get her a bottle of red leg opener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 What go's into Sake as a mixer anyway? Sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Sake! Must try it sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Must try it sometime. its rank mate! i guess its maybe an acquired taste lynn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Back from the pub now, anyone want to play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownkg Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 do you see 4 local dealers once you are back from the pub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 do you see 4 local dealers once you are back from the pub? Our local dealers (3) are here feckin constantly, apart from smack-heid 2 doors away, he just gets allowed in late on at night to pump the stupid bubble heid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Internet dating? Have you been sent a pic of her sister? I wonder who that was a dig at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 I wonder who that was a dig at I'm just getting used to highlighting quotes and there you go, dragging quotes from other threads and showing off! I was actually talking about a (ahem) friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm just getting used to highlighting quotes and there you go, dragging quotes from other threads and showing off!I was actually talking about a (ahem) friend. Sure you were You'll keep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Sure you were You'll keep Well, with the amont of alcohol in me I'm sure I will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Well, with the amount of alcohol in me I'm sure I will! With the amount of alcohol in you for the last 30 years, you should live forever as you'll be that well preserved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seashell Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Well, with the amont of alcohol in me I'm sure I will! get to bed lol:p:p:slither: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 With the amount of alcohol in you for the last 30 years, you should live forever as you'll be that well preserved! Thats a BIG plus then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Thats a BIG plus then! In your opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 In your opinion "Big Fire at Crematorium"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 "Big Fire at Crematorium"! Just getting ready to go for my first beer since last Saturday. A fun day out with the family atmosphere of Ibrox thrown in for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Just getting ready to go for my first beer since last Saturday. A fun day out with the family atmosphere of Ibrox thrown in for good measure. You sleeping last night? Enjoy your day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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