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Brian Whittaker's Tache

She's probably a lawyer back in Poland

 

I'm just a colourer inner!!

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she's polish and proper fit

 

Somehow I knew (we probably all did) that before I even opened the thread.

 

 

 

From an online translator:

 

Otrzymują jej napompował (GHP) ;)

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Walter Payton

Leave something on or under your desk that's going to disgust her to the extent she's definitely going to break that cleaner/office worker barrier and start a conversation about it with you. Suggestions? :)

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Leave something on or under your desk that's going to disgust her to the extent she's definitely going to break that cleaner/office worker barrier and start a conversation about it with you. Suggestions? :)

 

Photos of naked boys?

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I'm sure there should be a clever joke in here about Polish and polish, especially since she is a cleaner - but I'm not clever enough to think of a witty comment :mad:

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I'm sure there should be a clever joke in here about Polish and polish, especially since she is a cleaner - but I'm not clever enough to think of a witty comment :mad:

 

Surely you could ask for a spit and Polish?

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H J Simpson
I'm sure there should be a clever joke in here about Polish and polish, especially since she is a cleaner - but I'm not clever enough to think of a witty comment :mad:

 

A Polish man married a Canadian girl, after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.

 

Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick. "

 

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

 

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

Husband: "An acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms."

 

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

Husband: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.

 

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

Husband: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

 

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

Husband: "All my relations are in Poland."

 

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

Husaband: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes "

 

LAWYER: "No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?"

Husband: "NO, I'm always up before her."

 

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

Husband: "NO, she is white."

 

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

Husband: "SHE going to kill me."

 

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

Husband: "I got proof."

 

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

Husband: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, 'Polish Remover.'"

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LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

Husband: "NO, she is white."

 

That bit's funnier than the punchline :)

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Sawdust Caesar
There used to be a cute wee Polish cleaner lassie at my work too.

 

She has moved on though...

 

 

I did too, maybe it's the same one, she probably has to move so much due to the high level of leching at her.

 

I wasn't suggesting you did any of that, Boris, but there was certainly plenty of it in my office, mainly from the married men.

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Why would it be wrong? My office is crawling with Eastern European muff, and it occasionally makes up for regularly working late.

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H J Simpson
That bit's funnier than the punchline :)

 

Thats what I thought when I heard it as well but he didn't ask for a funny joke, just a clever one!!

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