cannonfoda Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Right you lot, I bet that there are plenty stories out there on this topic and I need guidance. I've recently been propositioned by someone randomly in a local pub who's then went out their way to track me down on social media - they're fit (as in marathon running fit) and married as am I and yet it's not scaring them off. I'm flattered but never ever cheated so throwing it out there to kickback - is it worth it? Does it make a difference to your life? Is the thrill addictive? and almost as importantly - how the hell does anyone manage to make time for two burzd? (and make it work with a joint bank account!!!). Over to you all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FWJ Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Nope. And she sounds like a stalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmer Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Dont be that guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 minutes ago, Swimmer said: Dont be that guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 You’re married. Why would you do that to your wife?! If you have kids, why would you ever do that to your kids?! Never understood why people risk hurting those they’re meant to love most all to get their end away for a cheap thrill. It’s beyond selfish- no thought about the impact it might end up having on their spouse and kids for the rest of their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertarian Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 14 minutes ago, cannonfoda said: Right you lot, I bet that there are plenty stories out there on this topic and I need guidance. I've recently been propositioned by someone randomly in a local pub who's then went out their way to track me down on social media - they're fit (as in marathon running fit) and married as am I and yet it's not scaring them off. I'm flattered but never ever cheated so throwing it out there to kickback - is it worth it? Does it make a difference to your life? Is the thrill addictive? and almost as importantly - how the hell does anyone manage to make time for two burzd? (and make it work with a joint bank account!!!). Over to you all! Don't do it mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 16 minutes ago, cannonfoda said: Right you lot, I bet that there are plenty stories out there on this topic and I need guidance. I've recently been propositioned by someone randomly in a local pub who's then went out their way to track me down on social media - they're fit (as in marathon running fit) and married as am I and yet it's not scaring them off. I'm flattered but never ever cheated so throwing it out there to kickback - is it worth it? Does it make a difference to your life? Is the thrill addictive? and almost as importantly - how the hell does anyone manage to make time for two burzd? (and make it work with a joint bank account!!!). Over to you all! Don't do it, you will only cause trouble/grief down the line. It's just not worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 (edited) 19 minutes ago, cannonfoda said: I've recently been propositioned by someone randomly in a local pub who's then went out their way to track me down on social media... And that in itself doesnt ring alarm bells? Edited April 24 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Just don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboref51 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Had this girlfriend I lived with in the 90s. One of the best folk around. Went home after a rave with another bird and she came back and caught us. Still feel bad about how I treated her and after bumping into her bout 10 years or so later I couldn't apologise enough to her. Wasn't married at the time or had kids but still felt bad and still do to this day...... However the other bird was something else standing there in a wee Santa outfit that was shorter than short and part of me says it was worth it all and more. Hope that helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 Cool - the power of KB group therapy replied thanks but no thanks. Time to spend more time with the much better half! Reconnect to what's good with life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrJambo Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Are you dissatisfied with your marriage? If not then steer clear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JudyJudyJudy Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Well I may as well be different about this too ! 😂 fwiw don’t do it . When I’m in a relationship I’m a one man man . When I’ve been unhappy I traded them in . 😂maybe try analyse why you were contemplating it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Never cheated but been cheated on. Worst feeling in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jim_Duncan Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 8 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: What about having your hand in two birds’ bushes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Hell naw. But get her number and give it to @jack D and coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I genuinely don’t know how guys can be arsed trying to keep more than one woman happy 🤯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, Jim_Duncan said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 21 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: What about having your hand in two birds’ bushes? wearing them like boxing gloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 The fantasy of having a "girlfriend" is better than actually having one. When/where you going to meet? Communicate by text? What reason you going to give to the wife - "going golfing again"? Her perfume on your clothes/car? Birth control? Transmitted diseases? Once you and girlfriend break up - what then? Faithful again? Can you trust girlfriend to keep quiet? Is her husband a violent maniac? Does girl see you as part of her future? Is she trustworthy? - doesn't sound like it!!! It doesn't seem to be worth it. Very tempting but is it likely to end well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Saw this documentary shortly after I got married. Learn the lesson 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micole Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, loveofthegame said: You’re married. Why would you do that to your wife?! If you have kids, why would you ever do that to your kids?! Never understood why people risk hurting those they’re meant to love most all to get their end away for a cheap thrill. It’s beyond selfish- no thought about the impact it might end up having on their spouse and kids for the rest of their lives. Yup agree, it happened to my daughter ( 2 kids as well) it is a complete shitshow. Needless to say she is now a single parent. He ( the husband) still sees the kids but it is not ideal, fortunately the kids are still young 4&7. We manage it as best we can but it has had an effect on all of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, Jim_Duncan said: What about having your hand in two birds’ bushes? Been there, and have the T-shirt. 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Where the **** is Dawnrazor when you need him!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, cannonfoda said: Right you lot, I bet that there are plenty stories out there on this topic and I need guidance. I've recently been propositioned by someone randomly in a local pub who's then went out their way to track me down on social media - they're fit (as in marathon running fit) and married as am I and yet it's not scaring them off. I'm flattered but never ever cheated so throwing it out there to kickback - is it worth it? Does it make a difference to your life? Is the thrill addictive? and almost as importantly - how the hell does anyone manage to make time for two burzd? (and make it work with a joint bank account!!!). Over to you all! Maybe she's found out your wife is cheating on you and sees you as fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 minutes ago, Des Lynam said: Maybe she's found out your wife is cheating on you and sees you as fair game. possibly with her husband? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 13 minutes ago, micole said: Yup agree, it happened to my daughter ( 2 kids as well) it is a complete shitshow. Needless to say she is now a single parent. He ( the husband) still sees the kids but it is not ideal, fortunately the kids are still young 4&7. We manage it as best we can but it has had an effect on all of us. Sorry to read that mate, but a case in point that the hurt goes beyond just the directly impacted individual too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Do it. I done it to my first wife. Don't feel guilty at all. We were at the end I was on the couch etc.. so it was a push to get rid of her, She had been shagging what is now her husband for a bit before hand anyway. If your no happy and trapped its a easy way to get out. Just get yourself caught and job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micole Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 3 minutes ago, loveofthegame said: Sorry to read that mate, but a case in point that the hurt goes beyond just the directly impacted individual too. Yup very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 59 minutes ago, lost in space said: The fantasy of having a "girlfriend" is better than actually having one. When/where you going to meet? Communicate by text? What reason you going to give to the wife - "going golfing again"? Her perfume on your clothes/car? Birth control? Transmitted diseases? Once you and girlfriend break up - what then? Faithful again? Can you trust girlfriend to keep quiet? Is her husband a violent maniac? Does girl see you as part of her future? Is she trustworthy? - doesn't sound like it!!! It doesn't seem to be worth it. Very tempting but is it likely to end well? The amount of married guys ( straight ) on gay “ dating apps is quite shocking . Think the same for straight apps too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 10 minutes ago, Des Lynam said: Maybe she's found out your wife is cheating on you and sees you as fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, Lovecraft said: Hell naw. But get her number and give it to @jack D and coke This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oda be a JT Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, RustyRightPeg said: Never cheated but been cheated on. Worst feeling in the world. Agree with this, don’t do it…try and imagine if your wife done it to you how you would feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 41 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: The amount of married guys ( straight ) on gay “ dating apps is quite shocking . Think the same for straight apps too . Folks can fantisise on line. Oh, and you being 'shocked'? I think not. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Tell your missus that this has happened (apart from the bit where you go onto JKB seeking advice, ofc!!) What's the worst that happens? She jokes with you about having a stalker? She sees you in a new light and offers something a loyal husband deserves? She suggests you invite marathon woman back for a threesome. You won't lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Better to regret shagging than not. Shes married so bonus . None eh that pish about the next step. Just get the knickers aff. im the wee red guy on yer left shoulder. bet she's tight 👹 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: Hope that's not your profile pic. Sweaty forehead. Nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: The amount of married guys ( straight ) on gay “ dating apps is quite shocking . Think the same for straight apps too . How can you be straight if gay. Suppose it's easier to get a ride of a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Its 2024, invite her round for a 3 way and if your bird says no then punt her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 6 minutes ago, Negan said: Its 2024, invite her round for a 3 way and if your bird says no then punt her. It's blimmin terrible the carry on these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Dearie me, not a "get it pumped" in sight, not like the old days. Seriously though it's not worth it for what may well end up being an exceptionally disappointing ride. And you might not enjoy it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
If carlsberg did rivals... Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 4 hours ago, cannonfoda said: Right you lot, I bet that there are plenty stories out there on this topic and I need guidance. I've recently been propositioned by someone randomly in a local pub who's then went out their way to track me down on social media - they're fit (as in marathon running fit) and married as am I and yet it's not scaring them off. I'm flattered but never ever cheated so throwing it out there to kickback - is it worth it? Does it make a difference to your life? Is the thrill addictive? and almost as importantly - how the hell does anyone manage to make time for two burzd? (and make it work with a joint bank account!!!). Over to you all! I did many years ago,long before camera phones and social media. It was a logistical nightmare then, I can only imagine it's 100 times worse now! Just say no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
If carlsberg did rivals... Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 29 minutes ago, Ked said: Better to regret shagging than not. Shes married so bonus . None eh that pish about the next step. Just get the knickers aff. im the wee red guy on yer left shoulder. bet she's tight 👹 If she doesn't get her round in, get her away, however tidy she is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I'd rather get a resin-bonded driveway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 1 minute ago, Greedy Jambo said: I'd rather get a resin-bonded driveway. Probably easier as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 Just now, cannonfoda said: Probably easier as well... And more useful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 Noticed she's a friend of one of the wife's pals! Wondering if I've dodged an aimed bullet? Thank Christ drunk me wasn't replying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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