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Speaking as someone who left a partner for a work colleague who was way out of my league!

 

It worked brilliant, I have 2 amazing children and am getting married in July.  Also, the father in law is a die hard Jambo who has taught me more slurs for Hibs in a few years than most men can muster in a lifetime. 

 

I guess I am just lucky - 

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Dawnrazor
3 minutes ago, Bigsmak said:

Speaking as someone who left a partner for a work colleague who was way out of my league!

 

It worked brilliant, I have 2 amazing children and am getting married in July.  Also, the father in law is a die hard Jambo who has taught me more slurs for Hibs in a few years than most men can muster in a lifetime. 

 

I guess I am just lucky - 

'mom then.

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18 hours ago, Cruyff said:

You're happy in an a relationship but have serious chemistry with a very attractive work colleague with a banging body. 

 

What do you do? 

Post some photos of said colleague so the learned sages of JKB can make an informed and well reasoned decision. :innocent:  

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41 minutes ago, Daktari said:

Post some photos of said colleague so the learned sages of JKB can make an informed and well reasoned decision. :innocent:  


Bit inconsiderate of the OP not to have done so already, imo. How can we possibly offer rational, objective advice on this basis? For all we know he could be in the throes of an early mid-life crisis and be drooling over his work’s equivalent of Stampy in the Miss West Lothian contest.
 

But in the absence of pictorial aids, GHP.

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Jim_Duncan
6 hours ago, Tazio said:

The old classic leave your partner and the new person always has a seed of doubt in their head about you as they know you’re a person who will cheat on someone. The seed grows and the relationship falls apart.

Very true. My wife is the only woman I’ve never cheated on. Every previous long term gf had an overlap period with another. 

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PaddysBar
7 hours ago, Tazio said:

The old classic leave your partner and the new person always has a seed of doubt in their head about you as they know you’re a person who will cheat on someone. The seed grows and the relationship falls apart.


Kind of connected to this, a good mate of mine used to stray now and then. 
 

He’s been with the same woman for donkeys now and they’re very happy but she got very wary of him going out once they became an item / got married as he cheated on his previous partner with her. 
 

The upshot is he’s hardly been seen in about 10 years.

 

My advice to the OP is stay clear unless you’re considering breaking up with your partner anyway, but I do see where you’re coming from. 

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CostaJambo
10 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

Get it pumped.

Nice. Old School JKB. If it all goes pear-shaped maybe we can advise OP to @@@@@.

 

Edit: Retro 5 letter acronym about a kick in an intimate area is now censored.

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PC gone mad.
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il Duce McTarkin
57 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said:

My wife is the only woman I’ve never cheated on.

 

Hookers don't count, obviously. :)

 

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Dawnrazor
6 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Hookers don't count, obviously. :)

 

I'm sure they can, they mainly, in a cash business, they'll know how to add up.

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il Duce McTarkin
3 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

I'm sure they can

 

Not when they're secreted beneath the patio in black bin bags they can't.

 

 

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Dawnrazor
Just now, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Not when they're secreted under the patio in black bin bags they can't.

 

 

Fair point.

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1 minute ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Not when they're secreted beneath the patio in black bin bags they can't.

 

 

What’s the difference between a dead prostitute and a Ferrari?

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1 minute ago, Tazio said:

What’s the difference between a dead prostitute and a Ferrari?

Spoiler

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage. 

 

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il Duce McTarkin
17 minutes ago, Tazio said:
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I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage. 

 

 

:facepalm:

 

:D

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Samuel Camazzola
19 hours ago, been here before said:

 

Be honest with your Mrs and tell her about this boy at work you've got feelings for and you're just curious to see if it hurts.

Ah, the old Pip Schofield approach? Might seem like a good idea initially but could get complicated... 

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Jim_Duncan
11 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Hookers don't count, obviously. :)

 

How about rent boys? Asking for a friend. 

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On 25/02/2024 at 11:36, Cruyff said:

European, Size 8, C cup, brunette, brown eyes, very funny and it's literally on a plate.

 

 

 

OP, if you do decide to smash... Make sure you double bag!

 

Be wary of any bursd that's offering it up on a plate. They'll generally be offering it up all over the shop.

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