rudi must stay Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Hearts V Rangers. Zaliukas to make it 1-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 I've never seen a "worst" in the 49 years I've been going to Tynecastle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Did Danny Swanson ever score? If so then I pick that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Did the ball not hit Bobby Prentice on the arse from a cross in a game at Tynie if I remember correctly four goals were scored in the first ten minutes 2-2 possibly against the sheep 🐑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dia Liom Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Maybe the one Don Cowie got at the end of that derby. Or Cammy's winner against RBK. Both great, awful goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 FFS... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polonia Gorgie Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Erm...... An own goal 🤷🏼♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcjambo Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Witiveen sclaff against Rangers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Sandy Clark’s toe poke when his boot had come off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dsjambo Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Anyone else remember Alan Gordon’s goal v Raith Rovers one snowy night at Tynie around 1970? He was standing on the 18yd line when the Raith goalie slipped in the snow taking a bye kick. The ball hit Alan on the head and bounced into the net with the goalie still flat on his back. I’m sure it was the only goal of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ93 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 5 minutes ago, Dsjambo said: Anyone else remember Alan Gordon’s goal v Raith Rovers one snowy night at Tynie around 1970? He was standing on the 18yd line when the Raith goalie slipped in the snow taking a bye kick. The ball hit Alan on the head and bounced into the net with the goalie still flat on his back. I’m sure it was the only goal of the game. That is comical!! Wonder if it was recorded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 7 minutes ago, Dsjambo said: Anyone else remember Alan Gordon’s goal v Raith Rovers one snowy night at Tynie around 1970? He was standing on the 18yd line when the Raith goalie slipped in the snow taking a bye kick. The ball hit Alan on the head and bounced into the net with the goalie still flat on his back. I’m sure it was the only goal of the game. I’d love to see that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTJ Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 9 minutes ago, Dsjambo said: Anyone else remember Alan Gordon’s goal v Raith Rovers one snowy night at Tynie around 1970? He was standing on the 18yd line when the Raith goalie slipped in the snow taking a bye kick. The ball hit Alan on the head and bounced into the net with the goalie still flat on his back. I’m sure it was the only goal of the game. I spoke to Alan about that. He turned round 40 yards out and the ball was almost at his head so instinctively he headed it. It went bounce bounce trickle trickle towards goal. Bobby Reid, the Rovers goalie, slipped kicking the ball (pitch was icebound and "barely" playable) and kept slipping trying to get to his feet. The ball rolled slowly into the net. 1-0 was the final score, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Probably Mickey Camerons penalty in 98. If you mean bad for my health? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 29 minutes ago, **** the SPFL said: Sandy Clark’s toe poke when his boot had come off Doesn't count. He was through on goal and would have scored regardless. And that was a fantastic pumping of rangers that afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 minute ago, Marvin said: Doesn't count. He was through on goal and would have scored regardless. And that was a fantastic pumping of rangers that afternoon. Certainly was a fantastic pumping of The Rangers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorinoJambo Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 44 minutes ago, **** the SPFL said: Did the ball not hit Bobby Prentice on the arse from a cross in a game at Tynie if I remember correctly four goals were scored in the first ten minutes 2-2 possibly against the sheep 🐑 I remember that. Around 1971 or 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex MacDonald Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 12 minutes ago, TorinoJambo said: I remember that. Around 1971 or 2. 1975/76, possibly League Cup section game against Aberdeen, 2-2 after 8 minutes and that was the final score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 I remember a Jim Hamilton goal against Ayr when they had that goalie that wore a woolie hat which was like a comedy of errors as they both hacked away at it. And then both looked utterly baffled that it ended up in the net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 hour ago, **** the SPFL said: Did the ball not hit Bobby Prentice on the arse from a cross in a game at Tynie if I remember correctly four goals were scored in the first ten minutes 2-2 possibly against the sheep 🐑 Think it was September 75. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 There was a Nade header at the School End which was fumbled by the flumps’ latest comedy goalkeeper (Makalamity?) and just crossed the line. It was not a thing of beauty. And yet a thing of great beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 hour ago, Samuel Camazzola said: FFS... Exactly. I realise that you and I are risking ‘arch nemesis’ slander here, but what the Hell? 🤷🏿♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Sam Nicholson's first goal for us, complete scrap, the shot was slaffed and almost went wide, and two players got sent off for scrapping in the net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 (edited) 1 minute ago, leginten said: There was a Nade header at the School End which was fumbled by the flumps’ latest comedy goalkeeper (Makalamity?) and just crossed the line. It was not a thing of beauty. And yet a thing of great beauty. Think that was Velicka? Edited February 8 by Bunny Munro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Bunny Munro said: Think that was Velicka? Ah now. You could be right. My memory. Edit: you’re definitely right! Edited February 8 by leginten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 I am not sure I understand the criteria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 8 Author Share Posted February 8 7 minutes ago, Sooks said: I am not sure I understand the criteria Terrible goals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 9 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Terrible goals Like in the way they went in ? Or the consequences or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Another slow, depressing night in Hamilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the posh bit Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 We beat Aberdeen 4-1 at home around 2007/8. Nade scored the first, tapping in an astonishing attack led by 4 Aberdeen defenders. It was keystone cops stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 8 Author Share Posted February 8 1 minute ago, been here before said: Another slow, depressing night in Hamilton. Is it? I wouldn't know I'm not from there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 8 Author Share Posted February 8 4 minutes ago, Sooks said: Like in the way they went in ? Or the consequences or something Goals that lack any ability Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musemic Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 hour ago, Dsjambo said: Anyone else remember Alan Gordon’s goal v Raith Rovers one snowy night at Tynie around 1970? He was standing on the 18yd line when the Raith goalie slipped in the snow taking a bye kick. The ball hit Alan on the head and bounced into the net with the goalie still flat on his back. I’m sure it was the only goal of the game. I was at that game. It was in December 68 (thanks wiki) and did, indeed, finish 1-0. I would still have been getting 'lifted over' then as I was just a whippersnapper. 55 years ago, gulp!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 16 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Is it? I wouldn't know I'm not from there Who said you were? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 8 Author Share Posted February 8 1 minute ago, been here before said: Who said you were? You. For the past few months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye1874 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 2 hours ago, BigAlim said: Did Danny Swanson ever score? If so then I pick that one 😂😂😂😂like your thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 I don't give a shit how the ball ends up in the net. There is no such thing as a bad Hearts goal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boag1874 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Some of you need to lighten up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Kipling Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Hans Eskilson's first goal for Hearts was ridiculous... but still a goal for Hearts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 15 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: You. For the past few months I've not said you're from Hamilton I've simply pointed the remarkable similarity of the mundane, trolling attention seeking asinine pish that he used to post that mysteriously stopped when yours started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 8 Author Share Posted February 8 (edited) Just now, been here before said: I've not said you're from Hamilton I've simply pointed the remarkable similarity of the mundane, trolling attention seeking asinine pish that he used to post that mysteriously stopped when yours started. Well it's not me. If he liked to have a laugh I can understand why he left Edited February 8 by rudi must stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 51 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Goals that lack any ability In that case the Witteveen sclaff mentioned above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomuzz Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 2 hours ago, tcjambo said: Witiveen sclaff against Rangers? Came to post this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbusby6 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 hour ago, Alex MacDonald said: 1975/76, possibly League Cup section game against Aberdeen, 2-2 after 8 minutes and that was the final score. And we missed a penalty as well, all in the first few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Neil McFarlane bundling it in against Partick. I think it was his only goal for us, so he probably remembers it more fondly than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 hour ago, rudi must stay said: Is it? I wouldn't know I'm not from there I don’t think he suggested that you were, tbh. I read it as he was merely pointing out that there are a lot of slow and depressing nights in Hamilton. Why do you think it was aimed at yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 27 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Well it's not me. If he liked to have a laugh I can understand why he left How do you know that he left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM8 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 A +1 for the Donaldo Cowie flick against Hibs in the Scottish Cup that backspinned over the line before McGinn could boot it away. I thought for a good five seconds ref had given a foul instead of the goal! Was the Zal winner in 2012 Cup Replay vs St Johnstone not a massive scramble? After being rescued by a pen in the 90th!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2205ian Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 52 minutes ago, Musemic said: I was at that game. It was in December 68 (thanks wiki) and did, indeed, finish 1-0. I would still have been getting 'lifted over' then as I was just a whippersnapper. 55 years ago, gulp!!!! I too remember it well as I had a visit to RIE to get a plaster cast on a cracked wrist. I had been Playing in goals during first 2 periods on the Friday morning & sustained the injury saving a shot. At least it got my out of goals for the rest of the game. A visit to doctor’s surgery on the Saturday morning with an immediate referral of A&E, but no chance of missing the game at Tynecastle in the afternoon. Bobby Reid was the Rovers keeper & Alan Gordon scored his header from 20/25/30/35/40** yards (Take your pick), but it was a goal never to forget. Pity AG did not score with a header from 6 yards in the infamous 0 - 2 defeat of Killie 2/3 seasons earlier😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnasher75 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Hard to think of worst goals. Clearly not the worst but Rudi's goal against Rangers on his second debut was bizarre. He seemed to completely miss the ball with his first effort before smashing it home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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