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Dawnrazor
6 minutes ago, Tazio said:

It’s a Sinn 

I see what you did there!

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The Mighty Thor

What's that? 

The OG fat inbred hun flat earthers can't agree on anything?

 

Shame. 

 

:greggy:

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10 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

What's that? 

The OG fat inbred hun flat earthers can't agree on anything?

 

Shame. 

 

:greggy:

I thought that's where you would side. Just a hunch 

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The Mighty Thor
1 hour ago, TallPaul said:

I thought that's where you would side. Just a hunch 

Its 2024 mate not 1690. 

 

Where else would you be?

 

Wait? What? You don't actually believe in.......

 

Nah i knew where you would side. 

 

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Dusk_Till_Dawn
20 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Its 2024 mate not 1690. 

 

Where else would you be?

 

Wait? What? You don't actually believe in.......

 

Nah i knew where you would side. 

 

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Totally agree with this, but it’s only as weird as following a religion led by paedos 

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4 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:


Totally agree with this, but it’s only as weird as following a religion led by paedos 

This. 

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26 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Its 2024 mate not 1690. 

 

Where else would you be?

 

Wait? What? You don't actually believe in.......

 

Nah i knew where you would side. 

 

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Is hun not considered an offensive term? Like the equivalent of calling someone a Taig or Fenian?

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The Mighty Thor
Just now, TallPaul said:

Is hun not considered an offensive term? Like the equivalent of calling someone a Taig or Fenian?

Probably to a hun. 

 

 

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The Mighty Thor

I wonder what porkies will come out in the wash with regards to the Windsor framework and what the Tories have promised the DUP?

 

I'm old enough to remember bunter telling them to throw the paperwork in the bin. 

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The Real Maroonblood
34 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Its 2024 mate not 1690. 

 

Where else would you be?

 

Wait? What? You don't actually believe in.......

 

Nah i knew where you would side. 

 

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:greggy:

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4 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Probably to a hun. 

 

 

You opt to play the moral in perspicacious high ground whilst throwing around the offensive slurs.

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The Mighty Thor
Just now, TallPaul said:

You opt to play the moral in perspicacious high ground whilst throwing around the offensive slurs.

I'm picking up more than a hint of the snowflake.

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Jeffros Furios
Just now, The Mighty Thor said:

I'm picking up more than a hint of the snowflake.

Aye WeePaulie has messed his hoosejock pants .

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2 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

Aye WeePaulie has messed his hoosejock pants .

He's not going to shag you mate.... Well he might 

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Jeffros Furios
1 minute ago, TallPaul said:

He's not going to shag you mate.... Well he might 

Fat James gives the bummings .. NI is full of backward weirdos .why would anyone in Scotland

give a **** . 

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JudyJudyJudy
12 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

Fat James gives the bummings .. NI is full of backward weirdos .why would anyone in Scotland

give a **** . 

I am not  fat ! 

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New Town Loafer
1 hour ago, TallPaul said:

Is hun not considered an offensive term? Like the equivalent of calling someone a Taig or Fenian?

Offence is subjective.

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The Real Maroonblood
4 hours ago, TallPaul said:

I thought that's where you would side. Just a hunch 

The cry was no……..

 

:rofl:

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The Real Maroonblood
8 minutes ago, the posh bit said:

**** the Dinosaur Deniers. 

Theyre still living in 17th century. 

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Dusk_Till_Dawn

I’d be well up for a united ireland. The Irish as a whole are a set of whinging twats. Be nice to be rid of them

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The Mighty Thor
Just now, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:

I’d be well up for a united ireland. The Irish as a whole are a set of whinging twats. Be nice to be rid of them

Birth rates and the changing demographic in Norn mean that the flat earthers are on the way out. 

 

They'll not go quietly into the night though. 

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Dusk_Till_Dawn
30 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

Birth rates and the changing demographic in Norn mean that the flat earthers are on the way out. 

 

They'll not go quietly into the night though. 


no but it’ll happen.

 

The Irish have a knack of being dreadful and then blaming everyone else for their scumminess.

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Dawnrazor
6 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:


 

 

The Irish have a knack of being dreadful and then blaming everyone else for their scumminess.

Thought that was the Scousers, no?

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henrysmithsgloves
8 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Thought that was the Scousers, no?

The posters on here🤣

 

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I wish someone would teach them (teach them all ) the difference between “England” and “Britain”.  They’re about the worst at it - and they really should know better.

 

For the sake of balance, I will add that people in Britain really should know the difference between “Northern Ireland” and “Ulster”.

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Looks like they've played a blinder, siphoning another £3bn from the UK teat.

 

Amazing what threatening to kick off can do. Maybe we should try it...

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Well naw because that was money that was always going to NI.

It was just withheld until they stopped playing the prick.

 

 

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48 minutes ago, Craig_ said:

Looks like they've played a blinder, siphoning another £3bn from the UK teat.

 

Amazing what threatening to kick off can do. Maybe we should try it...

 

£3 billion is buttons, and in any case it's only catch-up money.

 

The real price.  Oooooh, that's a biggie. :eek:

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il Duce McTarkin
1 hour ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:

 

The Irish have a knack of being dreadful and then blaming everyone else for their scumminess.

 

1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said:

Thought that was the Scousers, no?

 

Same people, more or less.

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JudyJudyJudy
4 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said:

 

Just cuddly? :whistling:

Awe that’s better 😂👍

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Toxteth O'Grady

The chance of the cafflics, proddies, north, south, all the rest  of Uk and EU all being happy with whatever they have agreed is less than zero. 

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doddsyJR9
9 hours ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Theyre still living in 17th century. 

A lot of posters still living in ancient Bannockburn 1314. 

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Hard Brexit requires a border.

Good Friday Agreement prohibits a border.

DUP don't want a border.

Westminster wants both a border and not a border.
EU just wants to do business.

 

All sides agree that there both is and isn't a border, depending on who's asking.

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The Real Maroonblood
12 minutes ago, doddsyJR9 said:

A lot of posters still living in ancient Bannockburn 1314. 

:rofl:
 

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My favourite thing about it all is the DUP being told in no uncertain terms that Brexit would cause issues, especially around borders, and that it wasn't a particularly good idea, and then they all went out and voted for it anyway. 

 

Then thinking that these signs plastered everywhere (well, in half of the place anyway) would have some sort of legal standing:

 

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If that doesn't work, graffiti it on a council estate wall. That'll learn 'em. 

 

Then, because of their absolute failings in being a reasonable, responsible collection of people, who were tasked with representing the population, instead they realised that they would have to work with a slightly more popular bunch of Catholics, and threw their teddies out of the cot, pretending it was for other reasons. 

 

The DUP should just change their logo to this:

 

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Or their name to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. 

 

I walk my dog at Stormont regularly, and it's more effective and useful as a dog park than it is as a ****ing place of Government. 

 

An out and out shambles. Meanwhile the country is turning to shite... but the important thing is the DUP don't have to work with Catholics.  Isn't that swell for the people on strike, the services that aren't funded or functioning, and the whole place slowly slipping further and further down the pan. 

 

Not saying that the other side are any better, but they're at least willing to go to work and try to make it better. 

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You think theyre bad, noe, wait til they get another King Billy. 

And it won't be long to wait.

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The Mighty Thor
6 hours ago, tian447 said:

My favourite thing about it all is the DUP being told in no uncertain terms that Brexit would cause issues, especially around borders, and that it wasn't a particularly good idea, and then they all went out and voted for it anyway. 

 

Then thinking that these signs plastered everywhere (well, in half of the place anyway) would have some sort of legal standing:

 

_118108064_mediaitem118108063.jpg

 

If that doesn't work, graffiti it on a council estate wall. That'll learn 'em. 

 

Then, because of their absolute failings in being a reasonable, responsible collection of people, who were tasked with representing the population, instead they realised that they would have to work with a slightly more popular bunch of Catholics, and threw their teddies out of the cot, pretending it was for other reasons. 

 

The DUP should just change their logo to this:

 

300px-Surprised_Pikachu_HD.jpg

 

Or their name to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. 

 

I walk my dog at Stormont regularly, and it's more effective and useful as a dog park than it is as a ****ing place of Government. 

 

An out and out shambles. Meanwhile the country is turning to shite... but the important thing is the DUP don't have to work with Catholics.  Isn't that swell for the people on strike, the services that aren't funded or functioning, and the whole place slowly slipping further and further down the pan. 

 

Not saying that the other side are any better, but they're at least willing to go to work and try to make it better. 

They should have a big bonfire and a march. 

 

Thst usually sorts it out. 

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The Mighty Thor
7 hours ago, doddsyJR9 said:

A lot of posters still living in ancient Bannockburn 1314. 

:clyay:

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No one lives in the year 1314, but am just a stones throw away from Bannockburn,  right now. :yas: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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