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Dawnrazor
4 minutes ago, superjack said:

Southern Comfort.

I got steamboats on that in the Rosewell Tavern when I was 17 or 18, the thought of the stuff gives me the dry boak so it does🤢

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Guinness. 

 

Tastes like a pint of muddy water that's been fermented behind a radiator.  

 

I just don't get it at all.

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10 minutes ago, tian447 said:

Guinness. 

 

Tastes like a pint of muddy water that's been fermented behind a radiator.  

 

I just don't get it at all.

Infamy. Sounds like a lager drinker. 

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3 minutes ago, Tazio said:

Infamy. Sounds like a lager drinker. 

 

Almost any other stout is better than Guinness. It's a disappointing pint of pure (watery) marketing.

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21 minutes ago, tian447 said:

Guinness. 

 

Tastes like a pint of muddy water that's been fermented behind a radiator.  

 

I just don't get it at all.


I have Guinness in the same category as the McEwan’s Export I grew up drinking - just an unpleasant drink with a nasty aftertaste. (Not saying they taste similar, just that it would take a lot to have me reaching for either.)

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henrysmithsgloves
4 hours ago, superjack said:

Southern Comfort.

 

4 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

I got steamboats on that in the Rosewell Tavern when I was 17 or 18, the thought of the stuff gives me the dry boak so it does🤢

Suffer in comfort,as my mate calls it😆

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been here before

Whiskey

 

Lager

 

Gin

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superjack
3 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

 

Suffer in comfort,as my mate calls it😆

 

7 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

I got steamboats on that in the Rosewell Tavern when I was 17 or 18, the thought of the stuff gives me the dry boak so it does🤢

I've only drank it twice and the same thing happened which has never happened when I was pished on anything else. I shat myself. Amd not just a cheeky wee wet fart either.

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shlabalaba
4 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said:

Unicum

 

Trust me. It's this.

 

Unicum -    didnt think you were the soggy biscuit kind of guy :)

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Worthing Jambo
21 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said:

Unicum

 

Trust me. It's this.

It comes in a nice bottle, that is a big plus👍

Great for settling the gut, like Fernet Branca😋

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That thing you do
9 hours ago, Morgan said:

Three:

 

Whisky.

 

Bacardi.

 

Any herbal tea.

Love a good smoky islay single malt

Bancaria less keen on

Herbal teas are good as well.

 

Mine is Vodka

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henrysmithsgloves
1 hour ago, superjack said:

 

I've only drank it twice and the same thing happened which has never happened when I was pished on anything else. I shat myself. Amd not just a cheeky wee wet fart either.

So,you lost the farting competition. No var,and a brown card to boot🤔🤣

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9 hours ago, hughesie27 said:

Cranberry Juice.

 

best described as a drink that doesn't want to be wet

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Whiskey, especially laphroaig, take an already unpleasant drink and make it taste and smell like germoline ffs

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JudyJudyJudy

Buckfast 

 

whisky 

 

Pernod 

 

advocat

 

craft ales 

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Harry Potter
10 hours ago, Morgan said:

Three:

 

Whisky.

 

Bacardi.

 

Any herbal tea.

Doctor pepper, brandy  , ice coffee🤢.

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All roads lead to Gorgie

Absinthe! green and bowfin 🤢

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All roads lead to Gorgie

Those coffee sachet things with powdered milk and sweetener added. They taste more like watered down Ovaltine than coffee. 

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Der Kaiser
3 hours ago, shlabalaba said:

 

Unicum -    didnt think you were the soggy biscuit kind of guy :)

 

They just dont do parties like they did in the 90s.......broken Britain. 

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Rupert Pupkin

I’m convinced every urinal in Glasgow is connected to the brewery… 

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John Gentleman
9 hours ago, leginten said:


I have Guinness in the same category as the McEwan’s Export I grew up drinking - just an unpleasant drink with a nasty aftertaste. (Not saying they taste similar, just that it would take a lot to have me reaching for either.)

I think Sapporo "Premium" Black would be in the same league as them. It's a truly, truly awful beer.

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superjack
2 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

So,you lost the farting competition. No var,and a brown card to boot🤔🤣

No farting comp. It was a full greyfriars Bobby both times.

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henrysmithsgloves
8 minutes ago, superjack said:

No farting comp. It was a full greyfriars Bobby both times.

😯😯😯🤣

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4 hours ago, Worthing Jambo said:

It comes in a nice bottle, that is a big plus👍

Great for settling the gut, like Fernet Branca😋

I remember an ex having a Fernet Branca when we were out for a meal as her guts were feeling a bit sensitive. Worked a treat for her. However she failed to mention that while it helped her feel better it basically gave her the most evil flatulence all night which she was completely aware would happen. 

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