Makween Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals. Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 You might be on to something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboRobbo Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Scoring more goals and conceding less goals is allwell and good. But I reckon we need to win more games. If we win more games, and lose less games, I think we might end up with more points. If we end up with more points, it might help us finish higher up the table. It's either that, or it's the damn monkeys faults. So unless we can shoot all the monkeys, winning more games is the easiest solution to all our problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 **** off with your negative pish We will win the league this year Guarenteed Believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
innerjambo Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 You know, I think we've hit on something here. I cant believe we have'nt thought of this before!! Genius does'nt even begin to descibe you Makween!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 **** off with your negative pish We will win the league this year Guarenteed Believe Tick tock!! :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I just got off the phone to Tynie, told them to tell Csaba if we score one more goal than the opposition in every game this season we'll win the treble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
innerjambo Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I just got off the phone to Tynie, told them to tell Csaba if we score one more goal than the opposition in every game this season we'll win the treble Well done, we have to move quickly on this one, before other teams catch on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumbles1874 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 this idea of winning more games than losing is so out there i dont think i could handle this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Well done, we have to move quickly on this one, before other teams catch on!! Keep this quiet too. If we had got more point than Falkirk, Aberdeen, Hubs, Dundee Utd and Motherwell we'd have got 3rd spot Tell him to do this in the forthcoming season too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1874t Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 E=MC2 Explained Albert Einstein is perhaps the most famous scientist ever. One of his most well-known accomplishments is the formula Despite its familiarity, many people don't really understand what it means. We hope this explanation will help! One of Einstein's great insights was to realize that matter and energy are really different forms of the same thing. Matter can be turned into energy, and energy into matter. For example, consider a simple hydrogen atom, basically composed of a single proton. This subatomic particle has a mass of 0.000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001 672 kg This is a tiny mass indeed. But in everyday quantities of matter there are a lot of atoms! For instance, in one kilogram of pure water, the mass of hydrogen atoms amounts to just slightly more than 111 grams, or 0.111 kg. Einstein's formula tells us the amount of energy this mass would be equivalent to, if it were all suddenly turned into energy. It says that to find the energy, you multiply the mass by the square of the speed of light, this number being 300,000,000 meters per second (a very large number): = 0.111 x 300,000,000 x 300,000,000 = 10,000,000,000,000,000 Joules This is an incredible amount of energy! A Joule is not a large unit of energy ... one Joule is about the energy released when you drop a textbook to the floor. So there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulah Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 OBVIOUSLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
innerjambo Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 E=MC2 Explained Albert Einstein is perhaps the most famous scientist ever. One of his most well-known accomplishments is the formula Despite its familiarity, many people don't really understand what it means. We hope this explanation will help! One of Einstein's great insights was to realize that matter and energy are really different forms of the same thing. Matter can be turned into energy, and energy into matter. For example, consider a simple hydrogen atom, basically composed of a single proton. This subatomic particle has a mass of 0.000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001 672 kg This is a tiny mass indeed. But in everyday quantities of matter there are a lot of atoms! For instance, in one kilogram of pure water, the mass of hydrogen atoms amounts to just slightly more than 111 grams, or 0.111 kg. Einstein's formula tells us the amount of energy this mass would be equivalent to, if it were all suddenly turned into energy. It says that to find the energy, you multiply the mass by the square of the speed of light, this number being 300,000,000 meters per second (a very large number): = 0.111 x 300,000,000 x 300,000,000 = 10,000,000,000,000,000 Joules This is an incredible amount of energy! A Joule is not a large unit of energy ... one Joule is about the energy released when you drop a textbook to the floor. So there you go. BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartsandbees Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 E=MC2 Explained Albert Einstein is perhaps the most famous scientist ever. One of his most well-known accomplishments is the formula Despite its familiarity, many people don't really understand what it means. We hope this explanation will help! One of Einstein's great insights was to realize that matter and energy are really different forms of the same thing. Matter can be turned into energy, and energy into matter. For example, consider a simple hydrogen atom, basically composed of a single proton. This subatomic particle has a mass of 0.000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 001 672 kg This is a tiny mass indeed. But in everyday quantities of matter there are a lot of atoms! For instance, in one kilogram of pure water, the mass of hydrogen atoms amounts to just slightly more than 111 grams, or 0.111 kg. Einstein's formula tells us the amount of energy this mass would be equivalent to, if it were all suddenly turned into energy. It says that to find the energy, you multiply the mass by the square of the speed of light, this number being 300,000,000 meters per second (a very large number): = 0.111 x 300,000,000 x 300,000,000 = 10,000,000,000,000,000 Joules This is an incredible amount of energy! A Joule is not a large unit of energy ... one Joule is about the energy released when you drop a textbook to the floor. So there you go. Ok so water has the potential to make a big bang ! I'm still struggling with the goals/ games things though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals. Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. I thought you avoided the Friday Night Drinking thread, you seem to have started it early this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 OP is spot on in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals. Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. Sorry i don't understand this Is it something to do with the diamond formation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coach Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 having managed and coached from 8 year olds right up to adults, i can say yes. the 1st thing any new manager has to do is close the back door and make u hard to score against. do that, and then work on fast break attack, you will be succesfull. 2 trophies (almost 3) last season with Gorgie Hearts proved this theory to me. surely common sence ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Our two main problems are two words.. Vladimir and Romanov. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP3i5dpezuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 having managed and coached from 8 year olds right up to adults, i can say yes. the 1st thing any new manager has to do is close the back door and make u hard to score against. do that, and then work on fast break attack, you will be succesfull. 2 trophies (almost 3) last season with Gorgie Hearts proved this theory to me. surely common sence ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals. Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. Fellow members of JKB react with fury and dismay at Witch Makween's blackmagic suggestion. :p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals. Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. Hadn't thought of it that way before, but you are definitely onto something. Or on something..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals. Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. Nah, that is old school thinking, not what you need in the modern game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embrauntied Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Have I just woken up in Peebles Dorothy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Just checked this with FIFA: http://www.fifa.com/mm/document/affederation/federation/lotg%5fen%5f55753.pdf Laws of the game Law 10 (page 31) Winning Team The team scoring the greater number of goals during a match is the winner. If both teams score an equal number of goals, or if no goals are scored, the match is drawn. He's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyboy Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 can we apply these rules to everyday life? do we finally have the answer!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livi Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals. Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. Or to put in another way. We were p*sh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatore's Tash Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals. Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. Belter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 I've thought of another problem. What I've realised is that quite a lot of our squad aren't very good at football compared to opposing squads. What we need to do, in my opinion, is sign some players who are better at football than the players currently playing for us. That way, we'll most likely be a better team. Does anyone have any thoughts on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I've thought of another problem. What I've realised is that quite a lot of our squad aren't very good at football compared to opposing squads. What we need to do, in my opinion, is sign some players who are better at football than the players currently playing for us. That way, we'll most likely be a better team. Does anyone have any thoughts on this? you've gone over my head with that kind of talk professor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I've thought of another problem. What I've realised is that quite a lot of our squad aren't very good at football compared to opposing squads. What we need to do, in my opinion, is sign some players who are better at football than the players currently playing for us. That way, we'll most likely be a better team. Does anyone have any thoughts on this? I agree. We essentially need attackers with a higher level of ability than the opposing defenders to score the goals AND defenders better than the opposing attackers to stop the goals go in as well as a keeper that stops the ball going in the goal no matter where they aim it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 This thread epitomises everything that is wrong with this site Its clearly a wind up and its getting a shedload of serious replies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebles jambo Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Have I just woken up in Peebles Dorothy? hey, that's a bit harsh, i was going to ask if the op was a rocket scientist, thinking like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I've thought of another problem. What I've realised is that quite a lot of our squad aren't very good at football compared to opposing squads. What we need to do, in my opinion, is sign some players who are better at football than the players currently playing for us. That way, we'll most likely be a better team. Does anyone have any thoughts on this? You just solved two problems in one thread, well done that man! Why didn't any of the rest of us realise these things! Duh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 This thread epitomises everything that is wrong with this site Its clearly a wind up and its getting a shedload of serious replies I would class it more as sarcasm, in that the OP is stating the obvious, but it is all totally harmless (to call it a reflection of the site in general is, well just poofy). Anyway, I am away out to partake of some alcoholic beverages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals. Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. Fu**ing hell, we have an Einstein here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 This thread epitomises everything that is wrong with this site Its clearly a wind up and its getting a shedload of serious replies Serious replies!? Your havin a laugh! So both you and Makween are both at the wind-up then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 I don't get it when I shout "just score, Hearts!" at games and they don't go on and do it. It's obviously good advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
innerjambo Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I don't get it when I shout "just score, Hearts!" at games and they don't go on and do it. It's obviously good advice. Maybe they dont hear you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobreath Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 This thread epitomises everything that is wrong with this site Prancer, try looking a wee bit closer to home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broxburn_Jambo Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I think that our two main problems last season were that we didn't score enough goals and we conceded too many goals.Does anyone else think that if we scored more goals and conceded less, we'd probably win more games? I'd welcome your opinions on this, keep them constructive please. ??? You think??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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