The Real Maroonblood Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Vlad Magic said: I couldn’t handle the shame 🤣 Understandable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 The worst or in my opinion presents I ever gave were for office secret Santa. I drew a guy called Dan who was a complete bellend. Really disliked him so I went to Boots and bought some haemorrhoid cream and some nasal decongestant. He just moaned as everyone else got a nice bottle of wine. He didn’t work out he got what he got because he was a pain in the arse and got right up peoples noses 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micole Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 My Auntie and Uncle once gave me an LP for Christmas, I was 16 at the time and getting right into my rock n blues so I thought great, maybe Cream, Small Faces, Hendrix ect......No!....Fiddler on the roof the musical......to say I was stunned is an understatement, bless em.....😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 (edited) Used once, in the sink, out the sink in 1k pieces (it was an accident) and in the bin...who the ***k sips Port?... Edited December 1, 2023 by OBE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Ex got me Only Fools and Horses script book Got a personalised Hibs mug in Secret Santa at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 I got a hot sauce-making kit one Christmas. It was some chilli seeds and a recipe. After waiting, as, advised, till April, I planted the seeds. Chucked it out in July when nothing had grown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 18 hours ago, John Findlay said: You got a Secret Santa from James? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Wish said: Ex got me Only Fools and Horses script book Got a personalised Hibs mug in Secret Santa at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 I got a banana protector case from my sister-in-law 😱🤷🏼♂️ My wife has always had a Xmas night out with a group of friends who she went to school with. She was picked to get one of the married guys a secret Santa gift. I talked her in to buying him anal beads, because his wife is the boss and a bit prim and proper (I love a windup🤣) Don’t think she took it too well, he’s since been missing from a few of their nights out. Wonder if it’s his worst, or maybe…pop,pop,pop,pop🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 50 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: I got a banana protector case from my sister-in-law 😱🤷🏼♂️ My wife has always had a Xmas night out with a group of friends who she went to school with. She was picked to get one of the married guys a secret Santa gift. I talked her in to buying him anal beads, because his wife is the boss and a bit prim and proper (I love a windup🤣) Don’t think she took it too well, he’s since been missing from a few of their nights out. Wonder if it’s his worst, or maybe…pop,pop,pop,pop🤣 As long as a snake and a piece box aren't involved, eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 7 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: As long as a snake and a piece box aren't involved, eh! 🤣🤣🤣 still time, always looking over your shoulder 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 My brother's mate once came up from England for the New Year and brought a present for my mum. It was a crappy wicker bowl with a small sticker sellotaped to the bottom of it which said "To Philippa from Jane". Philippa was his sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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