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Just now, jonnothejambo said:

 

She had to get them howked off to keep her career going. 

 

Apparently she had back problems.

One of my friends had to get that done too . They were causing back issues too 

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Just now, jonnothejambo said:

Murray doing a Hibs. 

Looks like it . Might be different game once the roof is over and it’s indoors ? 

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13 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

2 sets and 5-0 up and he's now battling to stay in the third set. 

 

This could be the biggest hibsing it outside of Hampden.

Hibs fan in hibsing it shocker.

 

Come on, man! (Murray, not you, IP)

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5 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Looks like it . Might be different game once the roof is over and it’s indoors ? 

he needs the break to compose himself

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3 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

He needs the break to recalibrate. 

Yes Judybwill probably give him a good slap 

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Just now, neilnunb said:

Heather Watson doing her best for a double British balls up.

 

 

Id balls up Watson… shes the cute female British tennis player right? 🤨 If not Iv made a huge mistake 

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1 minute ago, sadj said:

Id balls up Watson… shes the cute female British tennis player right? 🤨 If not Iv made a huge mistake 

 

She's the one who blames her period when she loses...which is a lot.

 

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3 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

Heather Watson doing her best for a double British balls up.

 

 

She’s hopeless as well I’m fact most of the brutish women have been ! Last decent real British player was pie face Jo Durie that’s how long  who it’s been 

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2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Well if that doesn't make him get his finger oot nothing will.

 

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6 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

Heather Watson doing her best for a double British balls up.

 

 

On a serious note it rips my piss the money plowed into British tennis and these Elitist entitled ^^^^s who are basically hopeless on the world tennis stage . Absolutely dire really . In particular the women’s game .  

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16 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

She had to get them howked off to keep her career going. 

 

Apparently she had back problems.

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yup. Back problems and, by the look of it, bruising to the jaw and, on a particularly big groundstroke, temporary loss of hearing. 

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2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Christ that's going back a bit, James. 

I’ve followed ye his since I was a nipper . I liked Jo Durie but she was like a big horse and was almost as good looking as Betty Stove ( still the best tennis name ever ) or Anne Jones 😂

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1 minute ago, I P Knightley said:

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yup. Back problems and, by the look of it, bruising to the jaw and, on a particularly big groundstroke, temporary loss of hearing. 

😂😂😂

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3 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Christ that's going back a bit, James. 

 

Jukebox was a unit

 

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2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

My daughters used to watch some program with him in it. America's Next Top Model I think but of course I didn't get to watch it for long before they kicked me oot ma ain living room.

I haven’t a clue who it is just made me laugh 

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I liked Jo Durie too. I liked the tall female players as it felt like a disadvantage for them having to get down so low.

 

Helena Sukova was one of my favourites.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Ah the days of frilly panties.....

Why have they gone ? 

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Just now, jonnothejambo said:

 

If Jo Durie went down these days they would harpoon her....

 

🤣🤣🤣

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10 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

 

She's the one who blames her period when she loses...which is a lot.

 


😟 Youd think at elite level shed have a coach that could help her control her hormones and periods ffs , i made an effort to learn about them and how you can affect them and they can affect training for my clients 🤨

 

8 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

She's quite attractive but you may be referring to Laura Robson who was well worth a drop shot but I think she fecked her wrist so had to give it up.

 

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Ooo maybe , ill google them after the footie and see which one it was. 

 

Just now, neilnunb said:

Still my wee fav 

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Ok i know the face but cant think of her name

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2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Jesus wept. She's eaten a few pies over the years.....

She oversaw a tournament that my lads were playing in. I had no idea it was her until I was leaving. There's lots of ladies that size who are involved in admin of tournament tennis so an easy mistake. 

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2 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

I liked Jo Durie too. I liked the tall female players as it felt like a disadvantage for them having to get down so low.

 

Helena Sukova was one of my favourites.

 

 

Yes she got to semi finals of a couple grand slams I recall . Helena was a good player too . I liked Hana Mandlikova  from that era and ofcourse  Martina . 

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18 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

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yup. Back problems and, by the look of it, bruising to the jaw and, on a particularly big groundstroke, temporary loss of hearing. 

Holy ****ing katmandu mcjesus

17 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

@sadj👆  thats Heather Watson

Ty , was maybe thinking of Robson but would 😈 though that pic may help the mind to say yes yes i would.

 

No Gabby Sabitini though

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33 minutes ago, sadj said:

Id balls up Watson… shes the cute female British tennis player right? 🤨 If not Iv made a huge mistake 

Love Watson, she's a cutie.

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13 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

 

 

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She really would have been the all time greatest player bar that stabbing . She won an incredible 8 slams by 19 . No one had ever done that . My all time favourite female player probably 

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14 minutes ago, sadj said:

Ty , was maybe thinking of Robson but would 😈 though that pic may help the mind to say yes yes i would.

 

No Gabby Sabitini though

As someone said about gabby “

looks like an angel but walks like John Wayne “ lol 

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3 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

As someone said about gabby “

looks like an angel but walks like John Wayne “ lol 

Entirely my fault she walked like John Wayne…..I mean i wasnt even 10 back in those days but still…..im claiming it

 

Edit: Wikid her to see what shes upto. Unmarried apparently in Switzerland and looking pretty good for 51…. Also at 51 i can claim the above better now as shes only 7years my senior 😍👌🏻

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5 minutes ago, sadj said:

Entirely my fault she walked like John Wayne…..I mean i wasnt even 10 back in those days but still…..im claiming it

 

Edit: Wikid her to see what shes upto. Unmarried apparently in Switzerland and looking pretty good for 51…. Also at 51 i can claim the above better now as shes only 7years my senior 😍👌🏻

Lol inflated ego you have I think ! 😂 shes “ Unmarried “ ??? Quell surprise . She was very good looking I recall . 

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Well done Andy.

 

I know its daft but if he can get a bit of momentum and fitness he can still threaten. Same with Federer.

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8 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Lol inflated ego you have I think ! 😂 shes “ Unmarried “ ??? Quell surprise . She was very good looking I recall . 

Still is 😍 , i double checked been linked with many men…. So feck knows if that means shes available or im not her type 🤨

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10 minutes ago, neilnunb said:

Well done Andy.

 

I know its daft but if he can get a bit of momentum and fitness he can still threaten. Same with Federer.

You have to be in awe of that sheer will..it’s extraordinary. He’s not going to get near winning it. Just not the physical strength to get through what it takes plus match fitness. 
 

But you wouldn’t want to play him next? 😀

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23 minutes ago, sadj said:

Still is 😍 , i double checked been linked with many men…. So feck knows if that means shes available or im not her type 🤨

Your probably not her type 😂

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1 minute ago, JamesM48 said:

Your probably not her type 😂

Probably not but I can live in hope 🤣🤣

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Quelle surprise, Heather Watson lost. A break up in the 3rd set...and shat it, to a player who had never won at Wimbledon before.

 

Useless.

 

 

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