pointon Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 As the title says folk have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Extra Large imposters? Hmm. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: Extra Large imposters? Hmm. 🤔 Zeefuik can start us off 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Robbo-Jambo said: Zeefuik can start us off 😉 I was thinking about this fella. He certainly had me fooled with this impressive training camp picture. It is said that his shorts were donated to the Girl Guides as an emergency tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: I was thinking about this fella. He certainly had me fooled with this impressive training camp picture. It is said that his shorts were donated to the Girl Guides as an emergency tent. Not sure one should be contacting the girl guides and offering the tent in your shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, TheBigO said: Not sure one should be contacting the girl guides and offering the tent in your shorts. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Not sure what you mean by Imposters, I've done gone for 'I can't believe they are actually a footballer' XI... Pereira Costa Avolanitis Kucharski Oshaniwa Beslija Martin Anderson Frear McCallum Stockton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimosavi Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 There has been to many, it would take me days to list them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bunny Munro said: Not sure what you mean by Imposters, I've done gone for 'I can't believe they are actually a footballer' XI... Pereira Costa Avolanitis Kucharski Oshaniwa Beslija Martin Anderson Frear McCallum Stockton That brings a shudder. Jamie Mole maybe? Ngoo also. In fact, we are blessed with strikers who don't score. Sutton was such a let down too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Kurskis in goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 46 minutes ago, JamboAndrew said: That brings a shudder. Jamie Mole maybe? Ngoo also. In fact, we are blessed with strikers who don't score. Sutton was such a let down too. Mole wasnt good enough but we've had guys who have had more ability but not tried a leg when they've signed for us that should be before mole. Pinnila is one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famous 1874 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Could have an XI of left backs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS98 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Makela Klimek Beniusis Tullberg Sutton Ngoo El Hass McCallum Sammon Stockton Vanecek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auldbenches Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 minute ago, DS98 said: Makela Klimek Beniusis Tullberg Sutton Ngoo El Hass McCallum Sammon Stockton Vanecek Who would levein have on the bench? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, DS98 said: Makela Klimek Beniusis Tullberg Sutton Ngoo El Hass McCallum Sammon Stockton Vanecek FFS.😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS98 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Auldbenches said: Who would levein have on the bench? David Wittenveen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, DS98 said: Makela Klimek Beniusis Tullberg Sutton Ngoo El Hass McCallum Sammon Stockton Vanecek I agree with the majority of these names But McCallum and Ngoo came in both on loan when we were struggling it was the best we could get at the time. I am sure there will be many names who could make it in the 11 before these two . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Buck Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) Joel Pereira first name on the team sheet, all day every day. A true imposter. Edited January 6, 2021 by Uncle Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weebroon98 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jb102 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 It’s bad but there hasn’t been forty of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo92 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Rafa Grzelak is a must. Still infuriates me that he managed to get a contract at our club, don't think he mustered one correct pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Bunny Munro said: Not sure what you mean by Imposters, I've done gone for 'I can't believe they are actually a footballer' XI... Pereira Costa Avolanitis Kucharski Oshaniwa Beslija Martin Anderson Frear McCallum Stockton He asked for 40 players (XL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) Ngoo was decent for a striker playing first 'first team' games. Think he had a 1 in 3 ratio or something. Would have been much more had Gary Locke insisted in squeezing John Shittun into his team and forcing Ngoo to guess which way the ball would bounce off of him. Edited January 6, 2021 by Bunny Munro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jamhammer Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Wee Mikey said: I was thinking about this fella. He certainly had me fooled with this impressive training camp picture. It is said that his shorts were donated to the Girl Guides as an emergency tent. Handled abysmally by the manager who signed him. Nowhere near the worst he signed either. Scored 11 in 32 since he left (No idea what standard his current team are) Edited January 6, 2021 by Jamhammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADAM Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 hours ago, pointon said: As the title says folk have fun You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Holographic lad Osh Nowak Grizilek Randall. Twaddle Fitzroy frear Martin Beniusis Stockton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointon Posted January 6, 2021 Author Share Posted January 6, 2021 Shite house from man u andy watson fabien le clerq gordan petric jordan McGhee leigh jenkinson malray martin billy McKay cole stockton conner sammon David wittiveen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Pilibaitis Tomas Kancelskis Fernando Screpis Ludek Straceny And Chris Hackett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointon Posted January 6, 2021 Author Share Posted January 6, 2021 Honourable mentions fraser wishart klimeck allan preston steve penny kevin twaddle davie kirkwood nicky walker kevin james going to stop typing or I will be here all night 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Panzee Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 32 minutes ago, ADAM said: You took the words..... surely the only answer is any hibs XI this a hearts fans forum no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riccarton3 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Very sus lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, Stu_HMFC said: Pilibaitis He gets a pass from me for scoring against oldco and knocking them out of Europe while at Kaunas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 34 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said: Holographic lad Osh Nowak Grizilek Randall. Twaddle Fitzroy frear Martin Beniusis Stockton 13 minutes ago, Stu_HMFC said: Pilibaitis Tomas Kancelskis Fernando Screpis Ludek Straceny And Chris Hackett If we had Nowak and Kanchelskis (as they were when we had them) just now they'd be our first choice CB players. Far from impostors both of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Jambos Kickback. A site dedicated to slagging off all things Hearts. Great work fellas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Herbert said: Mole wasnt good enough but we've had guys who have had more ability but not tried a leg when they've signed for us that should be before mole. Pinnila is one. True. Kingston was one of my biggest disappointments. His ability was obvious but he really, really didn't bother trying and he had plenty of chances. Pinilla didn't even bother pulling on a strip so there was less chances to feel he was letting us down by not performing to standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 OP doing what he/she does best on a Hearts forum. But, to humour him/her, let me throw in Benny Brazil, Mickey Weir and Joe Tortelano for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 52 minutes ago, ADAM said: You Hadn’t sen this when I posted my answer. Correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Clubs record signing. We have signed some utter pish over the last 6 year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Trying to avoid the ones already mentioned.. Jack Hamilton Ashley Smith-Brown Lennard Sowah Craig Halkett Peter Haring Glenn Whelan Kenny Anderson Perry Kitchen Danny Amankwaa Aidan Keena Tony Watt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 One for the old timers Brian Hamilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, WheatfieldWarrior said: Trying to avoid the ones already mentioned.. Jack Hamilton Ashley Smith-Brown Lennard Sowah Craig Halkett Peter Haring Glenn Whelan Kenny Anderson Perry Kitchen Danny Amankwaa Aidan Keena Tony Watt That will be the same Jack Hamilton that played a blinder..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 25 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Jambos Kickback. A site dedicated to slagging off all things Hearts. Great work fellas. A Hibs version would be on topic I'll go for Zibby Efe Ambrose McPake Paul Hanlon Rherras Liam Craig Ivan Sproule Bartley Tudor- Jones Kamberi Stokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, Thomaso said: That will be the same Jack Hamilton that played a blinder..... If by blinder, you mean lost the flight of the ball at our goal then I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 50 minutes ago, Bunny Munro said: If we had Nowak and Kanchelskis (as they were when we had them) just now they'd be our first choice CB players. Far from impostors both of them. Nowak was howling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Uncle Buck said: Joel Pereira first name on the team sheet, all day every day. A true imposter. Certainly takes some beating that guy, but man utd, i still dont get that.😵. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Shark Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Jambo92 said: Rafa Grzelak is a must. Still infuriates me that he managed to get a contract at our club, don't think he mustered one correct Great shout. League Cup game away at Elgin, first 10 minutes he was on the park he couldn't fathom which way we were shooting and he ran away from the ball on more than one occasion. Bizarre stuff 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoiK Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Surprised that it took so long for Danny Amankwaa's name to appear on this thread. Still distinctly remember the deep sinking feeling when he came on as sub at the Murrayfield LC semi-final in 2018. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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