Cruyff Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Maybe she could sell off a few palaces, paintings and jewels and give the proceeds to the NHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Zlatanable said: Queen Elizabeth the second. Of England. Only some weird/thick Scots think this. I can tell you now, being king of Scots, we're no related tae these Germans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 I used to think the Queen should be the last monarch but now I think a head of state is needed. They really must get rid of all the "family" and sundry other hangers on...It is somewhat anachronistic and perpetuates all the things that are wrong in society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Last Laff said: yoh can guarantee she’s sitting there waiting for something to argue against or rip into something she’s not got a scoob about You should get her on here. Sounds like the perfect qualifications to become one of JKBs Experts on Everything who are currently populating the 50% Wage Cut or They Cant Relegate Us Legally threads. Can she drop in a 'bigger things going on to worry about right now' type line too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 8 hours ago, Morgan said: Better though, if she’d thought it up herself. She does write the majority of her speeches herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Just now, Kenbo said: She does write the majority of her speeches herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 16 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Laugh all you want. it's a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Kenbo said: Laugh all you want. it's a fact. Aye, in your head. I've a box of left handed screwdrivers, do you want to buy them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Just now, ri Alban said: Aye, in your head. I've a box of left handed screwdrivers, do you want to buy them. If they are as big a tool as you then they wouldn't fit in my shed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Kenbo said: If they are as big a tool as you then they wouldn't fit in my shed! They're perfect size for the Gullible. Do you bow when she's on the telly, anaw. Edited April 6, 2020 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) The Queen of England should be kept off Scottish tellies. The weirdos who worship a foreign monarch can buy it on pay per view. Edited April 6, 2020 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kenbo said: If they are as big a tool as you then they wouldn't fit in my shed! Like a horse, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Again Folk getting all upset over these people. A Revolution is long overdue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Some folk love the royal family. I can’t stand any of them. She’s head of state though and if the speech helps some people in some weird way then fine. She could have sold one of her castles and gone on furlough though, donating the cash to the NHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Spellczech said: I used to think the Queen should be the last monarch but now I think a head of state is needed. They really must get rid of all the "family" and sundry other hangers on...It is somewhat anachronistic and perpetuates all the things that are wrong in society. You think a head of state is needed because of yesterday's speech?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Probably should’ve hidden the ching before going on-air. 😁😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 9 hours ago, neilnunb said: Pussy Galore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Has she been making the most of the OAP shopping hours at her local Waitrose? "Why is one only allowed a maximum of 3 roast swans?" Self isolation for the royals must be hard. Imagine your butler had to stay 2m away.....god bless her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Probably should’ve hidden the ching before going on-air. 😁😁 I think she's a twat but I like her letting us know she's just your average chingheid Joe. That's no a dress BTW, that's a royal onesie, a queensie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 12 hours ago, Gorgiewave said: "...the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress...". If anything these last couple pf years have shown us with Brexit, Boris lying to the Queen with zero repercussions, the Andrew scandal and now Coronavirus, It clear to see how irrelevant and futile the monarchy is to modern society. I have nothing against the Queen and I don't have any agenda but IMO, the monarchy should die with her. Unfortunately, a few loud mouthed, brainwashed sycophantic folk will celebrate Charlie taking the crown and on it goes. It really is an embarrassment .The same job could be done with a nice statue IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) Anyway - watching the speech was a bit irrelevant as Witchell had already read most of it out for us on the news. Edited April 6, 2020 by Horatio Caine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 hours ago, ri Alban said: The Queen of England should be kept off Scottish tellies. The weirdos who worship a foreign monarch can buy it on pay per view. Pretty sure Scotland has been a monarchy longer than England - apart from the Cromwell years. How’d they work out for Scotland? So are all the other Scandinavian countries that the SNP fancies being a part of. I agree with the poster who said that they don’t mind the monarchy but the super-supporters scare them. Then again some people queue for days to see a band and then faint when they see them or queue for days to see a Star Wars film for the umpteenth time. I’ve seen/spoken to guys at Scotland away matches that have spent days getting there and are so completely p****d they sleep through the match. It’s all a bit crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Kenbo said: She does write the majority of her speeches herself. Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooperstar said: You think a head of state is needed because of yesterday's speech?! Not what I said. I said that at one time I used to be a republican, but now I believe that an Head of State is necessary, so it may as well be a monarch as a President. The Queen does a better job than any President anywhere at any time...I'm just not a fan of all the other entitled but less worthy people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John mcCartney Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Kenbo said: If they are as big a tool as you then they wouldn't fit in my shed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 31 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: If anything these last couple pf years have shown us with Brexit, Boris lying to the Queen with zero repercussions, the Andrew scandal and now Coronavirus, It clear to see how irrelevant and futile the monarchy is to modern society. I have nothing against the Queen and I don't have any agenda but IMO, the monarchy should die with her. Unfortunately, a few loud mouthed, brainwashed sycophantic folk will celebrate Charlie taking the crown and on it goes. It really is an embarrassment .The same job could be done with a nice statue IMO. I think Charles will be king but it won’t last too much longer. They’re becoming more and more irrelevant with each generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Inspirational to most Britons of this generation Long to reign over us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 hours ago, iantjambo said: Probably should’ve hidden the ching before going on-air. 😁😁 Nowt wrong with a wee livener before making a nerve wracking speech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 8 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Nowt wrong with a wee livener before making a nerve wracking speech I know the perfect group for her mate lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Smithee said: I think she's a twat but I like her letting us know she's just your average chingheid Joe. That's no a dress BTW, that's a royal onesie, a queensie. Is it not her that coined the term onesie? Everyone used to call them isies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 22 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: I know the perfect group for her mate lol 😉🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 hours ago, iantjambo said: Probably should’ve hidden the ching before going on-air. 😁😁 My first thoughts when seeing that photo is that over the last 3 or 4 weeks, I've developed the hands of a 93 year old woman. Different social circles I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, gjcc said: Is it not her that coined the term onesie? Everyone used to call them isies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 56 minutes ago, manaliveits105 said: Inspirational to most Britons of this generation Long to reign over us Sycophant. Off yer knees. Get yer nose oot their arses. Think for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 15 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: Sycophant. Off yer knees. Get yer nose oot their arses. Think for yourself. "...no member shall within, or outwith the parliament, publicly criticise a group decision, policy or another member of the group". Remove the noose you've slipped round your neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 20 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: Sycophant. Off yer knees. Get yer nose oot their arses. Think for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, Gorgiewave said: "...no member shall within, or outwith the parliament, publicly criticise a group decision, policy or another member of the group". Remove the noose you've slipped round your neck. What relevance has the SNP got to do with the discussion regarding the irrelevance of the monarchy? Are you trying to push a "whatabootery" agenda to deflect away from your lack of any positive argument in defence of the need for a monarchy in a modern society? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Laff Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 6 hours ago, been here before said: You should get her on here. Sounds like the perfect qualifications to become one of JKBs Experts on Everything who are currently populating the 50% Wage Cut or They Cant Relegate Us Legally threads. Can she drop in a 'bigger things going on to worry about right now' type line too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 14 hours ago, Sooperstar said: That would be a waste of a couple of days mourning holidays. Not the right time for her to die. When watching it, the thought of her husband dying during the lock down period crossed my mind. I wonder whether they'd announce it or keep schtumm since they couldn't have a big funeral with horse-drawn carriages and tipped over Discoveries. 13 hours ago, gjcc said: Or on herself moving to one of her satellite homes. Windsor Castle is where she lives most of the time. Buckingham Palace is the office for when she's 'working' in London. No comment yet on the fact that she chose to wear green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, ri Alban said: Aye, in your head. I've a box of left handed screwdrivers, do you want to buy them. Swap you for a tin of tartan paint? Edited April 6, 2020 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Swap you for a tin of tartan pant? Ive only seem them in white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, gjcc said: Ive only seem them in white. Original post now edited! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, I P Knightley said: No comment yet on the fact that she chose to wear green? Spot on. I'll never forgive her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Aye but it will be drier than the Sahara these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 19 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Feck me. Has Camilla got it ? 😃. No strangely enough, some of the servants have though I believe 😱🤔🤷🏾♂️😜? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 18 hours ago, BarneyBattles said: Honor Blackman. She’s 94 though. GGGILTF. Still want to go there Barney? 😬🤭😟 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairneyhill Jambo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 18 hours ago, neilnunb said: j https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/apr/06/honor-blackman-james-bond-pussy-galore-avengers-dies-aged-94 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Cairneyhill Jambo said: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/apr/06/honor-blackman-james-bond-pussy-galore-avengers-dies-aged-94 Dinnae blame me! 😁😟 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, neilnunb said: Dinnae blame me! 😁😟 😂😂😂 i was beaten too it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, BarneyBattles said: I’m no Jimmy Saville mate! He was great friends with the royal family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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