iantjambo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) @Zlatanable You we’re clearly struggling yesterday. I hope you have a better day today. Edited March 28, 2020 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Zlatanable said: I don't want to fight. I hate this site for the fighting involved. I do not want to fight with people. I want to do what I can to help people. Can you lube my bum hole please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 On 26/03/2020 at 14:03, graygo said: You've got to wonder why the hell folk are going to their GP with Covid-19 symptoms. That’s 2 doctors dead of it now 🥺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, iantjambo said: @Zlatanable You we’re clearly struggling yesterday. I hope you have a better day today. Aye, amnesia. He's started umpteen threads requiring cyber square goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 This mornings facebook post from an acquaintance "Need a short back and sides, anyone know any dodgey ***** still cutting hair? Pay double. Cash waiting " Some folk still arent getting this. Have to despair at stuff like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Hearing that Tokyo is being placed into a 'soft' lock-down this week-end with all residents urged to stay inside, threat of a state of emergency being declared if it's not adhered to. https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/03/7fbfc94b8ec9-tokyo-begins-quiet-weekend-as-residents-asked-to-stay-home-over-virus.html Coincidentally this in the same week that the Olympic's were postponed and Japan has reported a large increase of cases especially in and around Tokyo, hence the order to stay at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 31 minutes ago, iantjambo said: @Zlatanable You we’re clearly struggling yesterday. I hope you have a better day today. Completely agree,hope you are okay Zlat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 47 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Woke up this morning and concluded my normal ablutions. However they were anything but “normal”. On top of social distancing and the boredom of lockdown I have a bad case of piles. Absolutely raging and in extreme discomfort. Fortunately I have some Anusol in the medicine cupboard so given the infected are a liberal covering. This whole situation is literally a pain in the ass!! I can't think of a nicer guy to be unjustly lumbered with such a horrible affliction. Commiserations VM Word of caution. Once armageddon is over, if you ever find yourself on the banks of the Dead Sea, don't go in. The minerals may be good for the skin of your face, but your hoop won't thank you. This is the voice of bitter, bitter, experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 39 minutes ago, iantjambo said: @Zlatanable You we’re clearly struggling yesterday. I hope you have a better day today. Yeah hope your ok zlat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo314 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 37 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Can you lube my bum hole please? FFS am just aboot tae hae ma breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Aye, stick in @Zlatanable 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Jambo314 said: FFS am just aboot tae hae ma breakfast You offering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo314 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Just now, Vlad Magic said: You offering? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Just now, Vlad Magic said: You offering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 It's a cracking morning so far. Going to be a test for the authorities today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: I can't think of a nicer guy to be unjustly lumbered with such a horrible affliction. Commiserations VM Word of caution. Once armageddon is over, if you ever find yourself on the banks of the Dead Sea, don't go in. The minerals may be good for the skin of your face, but your hoop won't thank you. This is the voice of bitter, bitter, experience. Appreciate that Gov 👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo314 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Homme said: It's a cracking morning so far. Going to be a test for the authorities today. No sure vlad would agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Jambo314 said: No sure vlad would agree Anusol kicking in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo314 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Just now, Vlad Magic said: Anusol kicking in. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said: Woke up this morning and concluded my normal ablutions. However they were anything but “normal”. On top of social distancing and the boredom of lockdown I have a bad case of piles. Absolutely raging and in extreme discomfort. Fortunately I have some Anusol in the medicine cupboard so given the infected are a liberal covering. This whole situation is literally a pain in the ass!! Have you had the Farmer Giles before, or did you keep a tube of cream just in case? Now that would be being really prepared. 58 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Can you lube my bum hole please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said: Can you lube my bum hole please? 29 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Aye, stick in @Zlatanable 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 @Zlatanable You've been a really good contributor to this thread. We're probably all in a similar kind of bad place right now. In some ways that makes it worse because millions of people all a bit desperate all at once gives the realisation that nobody can help the individual. You wont be short of understanding people on here though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoncurMacdonaldMercer Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, doctor jambo said: That’s 2 doctors dead of it now 🥺 in your surgery? tske care doc - mental and physical the time spent on kickback must be a great release for you given the circumstances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, ri Alban said: Aye, amnesia. He's started umpteen threads requiring cyber square goes. I have thought that. Too. He started the autism thread, I view his posts differently now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said: Can you lube my bum hole please? 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Looking on the bright side, at least that appalling ****ing Archers shite has disappeared from Radio 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vlad Magic Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 36 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: Have you had the Farmer Giles before, or did you keep a tube of cream just in case? Now that would be being really prepared. Had them about 3 years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 832 dead in Spain latest 24 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 33 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said: 832 dead in Spain latest 24 hours Italy 919 yesterday, 3,732 critcal Spain over 4,000 critical France around 3,500 critical depressing figures, it's showing no signs of peaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) Alister Jack showing symptoms and self isolating. Edited March 28, 2020 by DETTY29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 49 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said: Italy 919 yesterday, 3,732 critcal Spain over 4,000 critical France around 3,500 critical depressing figures, it's showing no signs of peaking. Italy locked-down nationwide on 9 March. It is now 28 March, and they are getting 1000s of new cases identified every day...Anyone suspect the incubation period for this virus may be far longer than the 4-5 days we've been told by the scientists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 45 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: When you sit on the corner of the table to push them back up remember to Dettol the table afterwards. you pain in the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 So Boris refused EU help for medical supplies and ventilators to save face, but uk companies Direct Access (5000 ventilator) and MEC medical (8,000) both also got ignored. Instead the contract has been handed to Tory donors and rich pals of companies from non medical sectors. Including a contract for 10,000 handed to vacuum manufacture dyson. They wont start production til next month and could be months before any actually available! So yes, we all need to pull together and stay safe but this shouldnt be above scrutiny. When BJ is getting portrayed as some sort of man of the people all of a sudden. The conservatives still seem more bothered about lining each others pockets even when lives are on the line. https://spotlight-newspaper.co.uk/health/03/27/tory-donors-brexiteers-gifted-contracts-to-build-ventilators/?fbclid=IwAR0IZ7VHFSPAVZRBwIJkiL3LMP_08Y93pXz0abBa2JZ_4bjiJ2cQ3mgBdm4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Alan_R said: So Boris refused EU help for medical supplies and ventilators to save face, but uk companies Direct Access (5000 ventilator) and MEC medical (8,000) both also got ignored. Instead the contract has been handed to Tory donors and rich pals of companies from non medical sectors. Including a contract for 10,000 handed to vacuum manufacture dyson. They wont start production til next month and could be months before any actually available! So yes, we all need to pull together and stay safe but this shouldnt be above scrutiny. When BJ is getting portrayed as some sort of man of the people all of a sudden. The conservatives still seem more bothered about lining each others pockets even when lives are on the line. https://spotlight-newspaper.co.uk/health/03/27/tory-donors-brexiteers-gifted-contracts-to-build-ventilators/?fbclid=IwAR0IZ7VHFSPAVZRBwIJkiL3LMP_08Y93pXz0abBa2JZ_4bjiJ2cQ3mgBdm4 If this is true the I hope Frodo and Sam's symptoms get a lot worse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 https://asiatimes.com/2020/03/south-korea-reveals-how-to-win-covid-19-war/ One to watch for an exit strategy. It is noted that Germany and Korea both tested and tracked. And interestingly Korea is functioning at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Medical fetish sex site donates all their stock to the NHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Spellczech said: Italy locked-down nationwide on 9 March. It is now 28 March, and they are getting 1000s of new cases identified every day...Anyone suspect the incubation period for this virus may be far longer than the 4-5 days we've been told by the scientists? Incubation period is up to 14 days though, then it could be another few days before symptoms get to the critical point I believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, kila said: Incubation period is up to 14 days though, then it could be another few days before symptoms get to the critical point I believe Correct. Up to three weeks from infection to hospitalisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpship Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Alan_R said: So Boris refused EU help for medical supplies and ventilators to save face, but uk companies Direct Access (5000 ventilator) and MEC medical (8,000) both also got ignored. Instead the contract has been handed to Tory donors and rich pals of companies from non medical sectors. Including a contract for 10,000 handed to vacuum manufacture dyson. They wont start production til next month and could be months before any actually available! So yes, we all need to pull together and stay safe but this shouldnt be above scrutiny. When BJ is getting portrayed as some sort of man of the people all of a sudden. The conservatives still seem more bothered about lining each others pockets even when lives are on the line. https://spotlight-newspaper.co.uk/health/03/27/tory-donors-brexiteers-gifted-contracts-to-build-ventilators/?fbclid=IwAR0IZ7VHFSPAVZRBwIJkiL3LMP_08Y93pXz0abBa2JZ_4bjiJ2cQ3mgBdm4 Wow! That's horrible reading. If I voted Tory, i would be utterly ashamed of myself right now. Repeatedly warned that shower couldn't run a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Jason Leitch on Off The Ball 'I'm looking forward to October when I can have a glass of wine' I'm watching Fauci doing a debunking session with a You Tuber 'Considering what we are going through now, perhaps for ever, its not a good idea to shake hands' In more positive news, Wuhan letting people in just now, but not out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, jumpship said: Wow! That's horrible reading. If I voted Tory, i would be utterly ashamed of myself right now. Repeatedly warned that shower couldn't run a bath. Times Daily Mail and now a Tory MP criticising how the government has been acting. Spectator steadfast that in the times of crisis don't challenge the government decision making process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Coronavirus: Number of UK deaths rise by 260 - taking total to 1,019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) Department of Health and Social Care @DHSCgovuk UPDATE on coronavirus (#COVID19) testing in the UK: As of 9am 28 March, a total of 120,776 have been tested: 103,687 negative. 17,089 positive. As of 5pm on 27 March, of those hospitalised in the UK, 1,019 have sadly died. That's 260 (up from 181) new deaths and 2,546 (down from 2885) new cases Edited March 28, 2020 by Footballfirst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Yep beginning to follow Italy and Spain now 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 7 more deaths in Scotland, at 40 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighton Jambo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 28 minutes ago, jumpship said: Wow! That's horrible reading. If I voted Tory, i would be utterly ashamed of myself right now. Repeatedly warned that shower couldn't run a bath. Don’t believe everything you read. See link below and note this piece is from the guardian, hardly a Tory loving newspaper But dare I say more credible than the previous link. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/how-the-uk-plans-to-source-30000-ventilators-for-nhs-coronavirus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) 31 minutes ago, DETTY29 said: Times Daily Mail and now a Tory MP criticising how the government has been acting. Spectator steadfast that in the times of crisis don't challenge the government decision making process. Not exactly democratic...more...fascist Edited March 28, 2020 by Spellczech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighton Jambo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Spellczech said: If this is true the I hope Frodo and Sam's symptoms get a lot worse... Doesn’t seem to be true https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/how-the-uk-plans-to-source-30000-ventilators-for-nhs-coronavirus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, Jeff said: Yep beginning to follow Italy and Spain now 😕 Keep your eye on France, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpship Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Brighton Jambo said: Doesn’t seem to be true https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/how-the-uk-plans-to-source-30000-ventilators-for-nhs-coronavirus The devil is in the detail... but there ain't no detail. This guys going to make 10k, we will buy 30k and he will make 3k... great panic over... Where are they? This pandemic has been going on for how long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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