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sadj
2 minutes ago, been here before said:

I enjoy the 'wage thief/ imposter' chat.

 

First time I ever heard those terms being used was by currants and the more excitable posters in Raingurz Meeja during the early stages of "The Journey".

 

Seems its spread to the Terrace

 


Could have an alarm that goes off when certain words are posted on threads. 10minutes to lockdown... See folk scramble to get in before the lock...

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redjambo
5 minutes ago, sadj said:


This could be amazing but i fear our first choice would just use it to become a martyr of the jkb south american anti Levein pro TH and Labour (but not Corbyn) division in the war on jkb and British politics... SLiaW for short.....

 

After that it would be good , could also put them all in a hunger games style battle to the death to see who the biggest pro Budge , pro Levein , Anti Budge , Anti Levein , maybe DS but not sure and DS is our man awards of the season...
 

Beats the ignore function hands down Id say

 

Perhaps the ignore function could be our Greek urn? The person who is on the most ignore lists at the end of the year gets the heave ho. ;)

 

A hunger Games-style knockout does sound good though.

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been here before
4 minutes ago, sadj said:


Could have an alarm that goes off when certain words are posted on threads. 10minutes to lockdown... See folk scramble to get in before the lock...

 

Christ you could have a field day with that...

 

A player in there

In a heartbeat

All day long

Up top

Bombscare

Craig Gordon

Milinkovic

Pressley/Snake

Bigger problems just now

Song for...

 

We'd have more lockdowns than .nugget

 

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sadj
3 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Perhaps the ignore function could be our Greek urn? The person who is on the most ignore lists at the end of the year gets the heave ho. ;)

 

A hunger Games-style knockout does sound good though.


hand to hand combat to the death. Cleaning jkb up one poster and one year at a time. By the time we get past the obv lunatics we could be at the point we can fuse robots and our conscious minds. Then at least it’ll be interesting. Id imagine a lot of 1960s style doggy paddle slaps style fighting to begin with

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sadj
1 minute ago, been here before said:

 

Christ you could have a field day with that...

 

A player in there

In a heartbeat

All day long

Up top

Bombscare

Craig Gordon

Milinkovic

Pressley/Snake

Bigger problems just now

Song for...

 

We'd have more lockdowns than .nugget

 


the jkb app where it just sounds an alarm and your phone flashes a big red light and as “Hearts have jkb in their pocket” if it happens during a game the sfa will have agreed to the game being stopped until the lockdown happens 👍🏻

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luckyBatistuta
11 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

There is a mixture of Hibs fans and hearts fans deliberately trolling in the terrace doing a lot of that


Definitely more hibs fans in there than normal at the moment.

 

12 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Perhaps the ignore function could be our Greek urn? The person who is on the most ignore lists at the end of the year gets the heave ho. ;)

 

A hunger Games-style knockout does sound good though.


Loving this idea :rofl:

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Morgan
54 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Christ you could have a field day with that...

 

A player in there

In a heartbeat

All day long

Up top

Bombscare

Craig Gordon

Milinkovic

Pressley/Snake

Bigger problems just now

Song for...

 

We'd have more lockdowns than .nugget

 

Presser.

 

 

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been here before
52 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Presser.

 

 

 

Aye Presser is another along with acca.

 

I reckon geggenpressen and the high press are probably the most recent 2 to add 

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merrymac
14 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Aye Presser is another along with acca.

 

I reckon geggenpressen and the high press are probably the most recent 2 to add 

Cant believe you forgot Zeefuk??

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sadj
10 minutes ago, merrymac said:

Cant believe you forgot Zeefuk??

Could just get his champion in the hunger games with el presidente of SLiaW. Prob be the funniest fight ever and hopefully both would lose

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Barack

Makes me want to leave this forum altogether.

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Morgan
53 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Aye Presser is another along with acca.

 

I reckon geggenpressen and the high press are probably the most recent 2 to add 

Acca is a beauty.

 

Or ‘lino’ 

 

 

Baller.  :facepalm:

 

38 minutes ago, merrymac said:

Cant believe you forgot Zeefuk??

 

Och Mac, that’s a ‘Hamilton’ thing.  :lol: 

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Boof
10 minutes ago, Barack said:

Makes me want to leave this forum altogether.

 

Well...you could leave...or you could stay and help make it the place you want it to be.

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Barack
Just now, Boof said:

 

Well...you could leave...or you could stay and help make it the place you want it to be.

That would involve making me a Mod. Something, given my chequered history & numerous interactions with their goodselves, will never be allowed. Probably for the best. :lol:

 

 

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redjambo
19 minutes ago, Barack said:

Makes me want to leave this forum altogether.

 

 

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Boof
Just now, Barack said:

That would involve making me a Mod. Something, given my chequered history & numerous interactions with their goodselves, will never be allowed. Probably for the best. :lol:

 

 

 

You? Surely not :lol:

 

Naw, you're a good poster - use the Mods positively. Report trolls, Hobos, rule-breakers...

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Barack
1 minute ago, Boof said:

 

You? Surely not :lol:

 

Naw, you're a good poster - use the Mods positively. Report trolls, Hobos, rule-breakers...

I've had more points than Hearts.

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Tazio

It’s a poisonous car crash. I’ve just lost my temper and had posts deleted. And I’m generally the most chilled person. 

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Barack
2 minutes ago, Tazio said:

It’s a poisonous car crash. I’ve just lost my temper and had posts deleted. And I’m generally the most chilled person. 

Just noticed a post by you on there. Was deserved though. (You responding to the trolling, that is.)

Edited by Barack

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Tazio
1 minute ago, Barack said:

Just noticed a post by you on there. Was deserved though. (You responding to the trolling, that is.)

My comment was justified though in my opinion. Should have risen above it though. 

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Barack
Just now, Tazio said:

My comment was justified though in my opinion. Should have risen above it though. 

Easy done. It was pure trolling. Bad, at that.

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Pans Jambo

It usually starts with...”So, are you saying...”?

 

Then it kicks off!

 

:vrface:

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...a bit disco
4 hours ago, redjambo said:

 

Perhaps the ignore function could be our Greek urn? The person who is on the most ignore lists at the end of the year gets the heave ho. ;)

 

A hunger Games-style knockout does sound good though.

 

 A deathmatch between Icon Of Symmetry and i8 then.

 

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sadj
1 hour ago, Tazio said:

My comment was justified though in my opinion. Should have risen above it though. 


Thats the problem pal , just gets to the point where you nip back then you get felt and just feel whats the point. Take our south american based pal for instance he blocks you on twitter when you pop about him and his actions then tries to engage you on here that is just trolling to the hilt , its incredibly difficult not to really bite back. Yesterday one was just replying to my posts calling me a wankstain we need rid of etc and you are supposed to stay quiet and not get into it. Thats almost impossible especially when you are already ****ed off with Hearts and losing a derby etc

 

20 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said:

 

 A deathmatch between Icon Of Symmetry and i8 then.

 


Charity MMA fight , benefits split between big hearts , womens team and FoH

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...a bit disco
54 minutes ago, sadj said:


Thats the problem pal , just gets to the point where you nip back then you get felt and just feel whats the point. Take our south american based pal for instance he blocks you on twitter when you pop about him and his actions then tries to engage you on here that is just trolling to the hilt , its incredibly difficult not to really bite back. Yesterday one was just replying to my posts calling me a wankstain we need rid of etc and you are supposed to stay quiet and not get into it. Thats almost impossible especially when you are already ****ed off with Hearts and losing a derby etc

 


Charity MMA fight , benefits split between big hearts , womens team and FoH

 

37p won't stretch that far.

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RobboM
15 hours ago, redjambo said:

 

:D You can do it tomorrow.


I wish I had left enough of my daily quota of posts to endorse this 😋

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graygo
16 hours ago, Boof said:

 

I was just thinking of 'Where is this?' t'other day and went as far as taking a photo but it didn't come out very good on my phone.

That thread needs awakening, IMO.

 

Please no, I get abuse for having a high post count but about 18,000 of them were on that thread,

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been here before
11 hours ago, Morgan said:

Acca is a beauty.

 

Or ‘lino’ 

 

 

Baller.  :facepalm:

 

 

Och Mac, that’s a ‘Hamilton’ thing.  :lol: 

 

Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts.

 

So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have...

 

Wage thief

Imposter

A player in there

In a heartbeat

All day long

Up top

Bombscare

Craig Gordon

Milinkovic

Pressley/Snake

Bigger problems just now

Song for...

Baller

Acca

Presser

Lino

Fellow Hearts fan.

 

 

 

Edited by been here before

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sadj
22 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts.

 

So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have...

 

Wage thief

Imposter

A player in there

In a heartbeat

All day long

Up top

Bombscare

Craig Gordon

Milinkovic

Pressley/Snake

Bigger problems just now

Song for...

Baller

Acca

Presser

Lino

Fellow Hearts fan.

 

 

 


jam tomorrow

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been here before
4 minutes ago, sadj said:


jam tomorrow

 

Its startung to creep in as is 'limbs' for a celebration. Worth keeping an eye on.

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NANOJAMBO
11 hours ago, ...a bit disco said:

 

 A deathmatch between Icon Of Symmetry and i8 then.

 

Post of the day. 😂

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sadj
1 hour ago, been here before said:

 

Its startung to creep in as is 'limbs' for a celebration. Worth keeping an eye on.


5 year plan in relation to the football department too

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Bull's-eye
2 hours ago, been here before said:

 

Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts.

 

So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have...

 

Wage thief

Imposter

A player in there

In a heartbeat

All day long

Up top

Bombscare

Craig Gordon

Milinkovic

Pressley/Snake

Bigger problems just now

Song for...

Baller

Acca

Presser

Lino

Fellow Hearts fan.

 

 

 

 

"needs addressing"

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Morgan
3 hours ago, been here before said:

 

Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts.

 

So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have...

 

Wage thief

Imposter

A player in there

In a heartbeat

All day long

Up top

Bombscare

Craig Gordon

Milinkovic

Pressley/Snake

Bigger problems just now

Song for...

Baller

Acca

Presser

Lino

Fellow Hearts fan.

 

 

 

'Happy to be proved wrong though'.   :vrface:

 

Please can this horror be added to the extravaganza?

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Morgan

'Onwards and upwards' or the new essential 'we move on'.

 

:nojustno::nojustno: 

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Morgan
3 hours ago, been here before said:

 

Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts.

 

So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have...

 

Wage thief

Imposter

A player in there

In a heartbeat

All day long

Up top

Bombscare

Craig Gordon

Milinkovic

Pressley/Snake

Bigger problems just now

Song for...

Baller

Acca

Presser

Lino

Fellow Hearts fan.

 

 

 

Or, 'deserves a song of his own'.  

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sadj
3 hours ago, Morgan said:

Or, 'deserves a song of his own'.  

“Kid on Hearts supporters” for those who don’t want abuse or bigotry

“genuine fans” being twisted and used as a dig against the club as they dont want abuse and bigotry

Edited by sadj

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Morgan
1 minute ago, sadj said:

“Kid on Hearts supporters” 

“genuine fans”

:rofl: 

 

There are some gems out there!

 

 

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Boof
7 hours ago, been here before said:

 

Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts.

 

Nah - that can be used in some cases.

 

F'rinstance I posted a Christmas wish to FHF whether or not they're arseholes.

 

I just wanted to ensure Hobos, OF twats and fans of other teams didn't receive any good wishes from me.

 

An exception would be that Barnsley lad - he seems okay.

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Morgan
7 minutes ago, Boof said:

 

Nah - that can be used in some cases.

 

F'rinstance I posted a Christmas wish to FHF whether or not they're arseholes.

 

I just wanted to ensure Hobos, OF twats and fans of other teams didn't receive any good wishes from me.

 

An exception would be that Barnsley lad - he seems okay.

That Secret Santa guy seems ok too, btw.

 

:biggrin2:

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Der Kaiser

An "I Hate the Shed" thread in the terrace would be moved here.....

 

That irony just blows mind....

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Boof

Different place today!

 

Predictably so...

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whodanny
23 hours ago, Der Kaiser said:

An "I Hate the Shed" thread in the terrace would be moved here.....

 

That irony just blows mind....

😀

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Alex Kintner
56 minutes ago, Boof said:

Different place today!

 

Predictably so...


Like I said, direct correlation between the Terrace and form on the pitch.

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dumpson

Towards the end of Levein’s reign I decided I’d had enough. I closed the ever present KB tab on my phone browser. Didn’t really miss it as much as I thought I would, found other things to do with my time and before I knew it hadn’t logged on for a few weeks. Didn’t even give it a second thought, life was good. 
 

Then we appointed DS. At first I happily lapped up what was being reported in the mainstream, reading well informed articles about the man and his methods and such like. But then, inevitably, it happened - the morbid curiosity got the better of me. I could no longer suppress the itch and logged back on. Jump forward to now, 6.05am and I’m hiding under the covers getting my fix before the wife wakes up and realises I’m not the pillar of strength she thought I was. 
 

So there we have it - my name is Dumpson, I’m 39 and I am addicted to reading about grown men arguing on the internet.  😔

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Mauricio Pinilla

Don't worry the entire developed world is addicted to that now. 

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Tommy Brown
8 hours ago, dumpson said:

Towards the end of Levein’s reign I decided I’d had enough. I closed the ever present KB tab on my phone browser. Didn’t really miss it as much as I thought I would, found other things to do with my time and before I knew it hadn’t logged on for a few weeks. Didn’t even give it a second thought, life was good. 
 

Then we appointed DS. At first I happily lapped up what was being reported in the mainstream, reading well informed articles about the man and his methods and such like. But then, inevitably, it happened - the morbid curiosity got the better of me. I could no longer suppress the itch and logged back on. Jump forward to now, 6.05am and I’m hiding under the covers getting my fix before the wife wakes up and realises I’m not the pillar of strength she thought I was. 
 

So there we have it - my name is Dumpson, I’m 39 and I am addicted to reading about grown men arguing on the internet.  😔

:lol:

 

Grown men :oohmatron:

 

 

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Mikey1874

Suspect there are quite a few 'people' missing from The Terrace now.

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dumpson
44 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said:

:lol:

 

Grown men :oohmatron:

 

 


😂😂

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jake
On 27/12/2019 at 19:29, been here before said:

 

Christ you could have a field day with that...

 

A player in there

In a heartbeat

All day long

Up top

Bombscare

Craig Gordon

Milinkovic

Pressley/Snake

Bigger problems just now

Song for...

 

We'd have more lockdowns than .nugget

 

I like the saying all day long.

Especially all day every day.

 

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