I hate the Terrace.

[chester copperpot]

It's become a cesspit of moaners and H1b5 interlopers.

 

I am hiding out here till it rids itself of it.

 

The shed is THE PLACE to be. 

[superjack]

9 minutes ago, chester copperpot said:

It's become a cesspit of moaners and H1b5 interlopers.

 

I am hiding out here till it rids itself of it.

 

The shed is THE PLACE to be. 

Up until a few years ago, I very rarely came to the shed, now I find it's the best part of the interweb. 

[luckyBatistuta]

43 minutes ago, chester copperpot said:

It's become a cesspit of moaners and H1b5 interlopers.

 

I am hiding out here till it rids itself of it.

 

The shed is THE PLACE to be. 

Yup, it’s overrun with them...and Football Managers😞

 

33 minutes ago, superjack said:

Up until a few years ago, I very rarely came to the shed, now I find it's the best part of the interweb. 

 

I was exactly the same years ago, but then realised The Shed is where all the Kool Kats hang out😁

[The Real Maroonblood]

46 minutes ago, chester copperpot said:

It's become a cesspit of moaners and H1b5 interlopers.

 

I am hiding out here till it rids itself of it.

 

The shed is THE PLACE to be. 

As long as you avoid the political threads.

[Pans Jambo]

4 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

As long as you avoid the political threads.

Damned tories!!!

[The Real Maroonblood]

3 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said:

Damned tories!!!

[the Hearts way]

Always has been, no Hibs in thee Shed🇱🇻

[Tommy Brown]

1 hour ago, chester copperpot said:

It's become a cesspit of moaners and H1b5 interlopers.

 

I am hiding out here till it rids itself of it.

 

The shed is THE PLACE to be. 

Your just a happy clapper,

Mad budge oot

 

[the Hearts way]

1 minute ago, Tommy Brown said:

Your just a happy clapper,

Mad budge oot

 

You are! Or you're 😡. Hobo😏

[Tommy Brown]

2 minutes ago, the Hearts way said:

You are! Or you're 😡. Hobo😏

Oh ****ing grammar police anaw.

[Space Mackerel]

Sussed this out years ago. 
And I got moaned at on here for not posting on it. 😎

[the Hearts way]

10 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said:

Oh ****ing grammar police anaw.

Humour 🤔, Hobos are illiterate 🙄🇱🇻not  saying you are! 

Edited December 15, 2019 by the Hearts way

[Tommy Brown]

6 minutes ago, the Hearts way said:

Humour 🤔, Hobos are illiterate 🙄🇱🇻not  saying you are! 

In desperate days like these, Chester.

We need you to start another classic thread. We all need cheering up.

[Morgan]

26 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said:

In desperate days like these, Chester.

We need you to start another classic thread. We all need cheering up.

‘I had to shite in a shed tonight’.

[luckyBatistuta]

22 minutes ago, Morgan said:

‘I had to shite in a shed tonight’.

[milky_26]

31 minutes ago, Morgan said:

‘I had to shite in the shed tonight’.

ftfy

[Harry Potter]

2 hours ago, chester copperpot said:

It's become a cesspit of moaners and H1b5 interlopers.

 

I am hiding out here till it rids itself of it.

 

The shed is THE PLACE to be. 

Been like that for months mate,  maybe our league form has something to do with it.

[I P Knightley]

3 hours ago, chester copperpot said:

It's become a cesspit of moaners and H1b5 interlopers.

 

I am hiding out here till it rids itself of it.

 

The shed is THE PLACE to be. 

I've stayed clear of the Terrace for months now. If I want to depress myself, I can always look up from my phone/tablet and see how my personal life has turned out...

[Carl Fredrickson]

I honestly cant remember the last time I posted on the Terrace. I have never been a prolific poster on either forums but the Shed is a safe haven from all the crap on the Terrace.

[Morgan]

10 minutes ago, Carl Fredrickson said:

I honestly cant remember the last time I posted on the Terrace. I have never been a prolific poster on either forums but the Shed is a safe haven from all the crap on the Terrace.

Jamaica is another ‘safe haven’.

 

 

[Carl Fredrickson]

1 hour ago, Morgan said:

Jamaica is another ‘safe haven’.

 

 

 

Every post of mine Morgan....I may go back to the Terrace 

[Riddley Walker]

Realised this about 10 years ago. The Terrace is an absolute shiteshow.

 

 

[Mikey1874]

No one succeeds at anything by being negative.

 

Unless you want to destroy something by default.

 

[Mauricio Pinilla]

The terrace is like how I imagine a cigarette is to a smoker. I know how much it damages me but i can't stop going back. 

[Bridge of Djoum]

7 hours ago, chester copperpot said:

It's become a cesspit of moaners and H1b5 interlopers.

 

I am hiding out here till it rids itself of it.

 

The shed is THE PLACE to be. 

You’ll notice that those most prominent in vitriol, lies and trolling in the terrace barely visit the shed. Basically they struggle to communicate in any fashion unless they are having a dig at everything Hearts. Politics, music, movies, anything at all, anything at all interesting and they are absent. The terrace really is ******. 

[indianajones]

+1. 

 

Sheds been the best for a long long time. 

[Maple Leaf]

This is the forum to Shed your inhibitions.

[The Mighty Thor]

The whole forum is not the entity it once was.

 

 

[Seymour M Hersh]

13 hours ago, Morgan said:

‘I had to shite in a shed tonight’.

 

Only because you live in one. 

[Morgan]

11 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

Only because you live in one. 

[Seymour M Hersh]

Just now, Morgan said:

 

Up with the barn animals Morgan? 

[Morgan]

8 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

Up with the barn animals Morgan? 

On our way to the airport.  

[Seymour M Hersh]

1 minute ago, Morgan said:

On our way to the airport.  

 

Back to blighty for Christmas? 

[Morgan]

6 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

Back to blighty for Christmas? 

No, Barcelona then probably on to Madrid.

 

Blighty in January.   

[Seymour M Hersh]

1 minute ago, Morgan said:

No, Barcelona then probably on to Madrid.

 

Blighty in January.   

 

Ah, the lifestyles of the rich and infamous! 

[Morgan]

2 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

Ah, the lifestyles of the rich and infamous! 

[Seymour M Hersh]

Just now, Morgan said:

 

For Herioters! 

[Marvin]

16 hours ago, chester copperpot said:

It's become a cesspit of moaners and H1b5 interlopers.

 

I am hiding out here till it rids itself of it.

 

The shed is THE PLACE to be. 

 

Bring back the Pub forum.

[Ferris Bueller]

19 hours ago, superjack said:

Up until a few years ago, I very rarely came to the shed, now I find it's the best part of the interweb. 

I too enjoy a wee browse of the shed. 

[Ron Burgundy]

Shed's great but it's now become the home of the political activist/expert.

[AlimOzturk]

I avoid the terrace mostly. Ruined by a select few throbbers. 

 

JKB on the whole can be a great website and I have met some genuinely good people through it. Threads like the depression thread can potentially save lives and help folk.

 

The anonymity of it makes people say things and act in a certain way that they wouldnt otherwise do in real life. Shite bags mostly. 

Edited December 16, 2019 by AlimOzturk

[All roads lead to Gorgie]

16 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

Shed's great but it's now become the home of the political activist/expert.

I love the shed as it covers such a wide range of subjects the vast majority very interesting and often educational. Politics unfortunately seems to seep into many discussions though where it's link to the subject is very thin indeed. 

The Activists should stick to the political and election threads and leave the rest to enjoy discussing a non political subject without using it to score points.

Rant over, the shed is great.

[Mikey1874]

It takes a lot to surprise me. But I'm dumbfounded by the negativity recently. 

 

I learnt quickly how to support the team and the club. 

 

I'd challenge people to try to treat their children like that and see how it works out.

 

Good thread to share and stay off it. 

[Sexton Hardcastle]

Hearts fans overall are idiots. Social media is just brutal. Twitter was once a decent place for funny posts and good breads but now it’s just the same hearts fans posting the same shite and their idiot bigoted mates joining in.

 

Facebook was lost long ago. The state of the people who comment on the clubs posts are just baffling. Grown up adults. 

[ri Alban]

The Terrace is a Nuthoose. The shed is just the waiting room.

[Ray Gin]

8 minutes ago, Sexton Hardcastle said:

Hearts fans overall are idiots. Social media is just brutal. Twitter was once a decent place for funny posts and good breads but now it’s just the same hearts fans posting the same shite and their idiot bigoted mates joining in.

 

Facebook was lost long ago. The state of the people who comment on the clubs posts are just baffling. Grown up adults. 

 

Correct but this applies to football fans in general. 90% are absolute morons. 

[Sexton Hardcastle]

12 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Correct but this applies to football fans in general. 90% are absolute morons. 

Aye fair point. 
 

It’s just seeing the same names over and over commenting the same shite on posts as if they think AB or someone will respond to them. Utter oddballs.

 

Its always funny when you can tie a real name to an account on here. Happens quite often given the way people talk and repetitive nonsense.

Edited December 16, 2019 by Sexton Hardcastle

[jonnothejambo]

6 hours ago, Morgan said:

No, Barcelona then probably on to Madrid.

 

Blighty in January.   

 

Safe travels, mon ami.

[Jambo-Jimbo]

All I have to say is thank feck there was no internet back in the late '70's early '80's, the terrace would have been a really joyful place back then.

[jackal]

Is this the start of a splinter group?