been here before Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, sadj said: Could have an alarm that goes off when certain words are posted on threads. 10minutes to lockdown... See folk scramble to get in before the lock... Christ you could have a field day with that... A player in there In a heartbeat All day long Up top Bombscare Craig Gordon Milinkovic Pressley/Snake Bigger problems just now Song for... We'd have more lockdowns than .nugget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, redjambo said: Perhaps the ignore function could be our Greek urn? The person who is on the most ignore lists at the end of the year gets the heave ho. A hunger Games-style knockout does sound good though. hand to hand combat to the death. Cleaning jkb up one poster and one year at a time. By the time we get past the obv lunatics we could be at the point we can fuse robots and our conscious minds. Then at least it’ll be interesting. Id imagine a lot of 1960s style doggy paddle slaps style fighting to begin with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 minute ago, been here before said: Christ you could have a field day with that... A player in there In a heartbeat All day long Up top Bombscare Craig Gordon Milinkovic Pressley/Snake Bigger problems just now Song for... We'd have more lockdowns than .nugget the jkb app where it just sounds an alarm and your phone flashes a big red light and as “Hearts have jkb in their pocket” if it happens during a game the sfa will have agreed to the game being stopped until the lockdown happens 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, milky_26 said: There is a mixture of Hibs fans and hearts fans deliberately trolling in the terrace doing a lot of that Definitely more hibs fans in there than normal at the moment. 12 minutes ago, redjambo said: Perhaps the ignore function could be our Greek urn? The person who is on the most ignore lists at the end of the year gets the heave ho. A hunger Games-style knockout does sound good though. Loving this idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 54 minutes ago, been here before said: Christ you could have a field day with that... A player in there In a heartbeat All day long Up top Bombscare Craig Gordon Milinkovic Pressley/Snake Bigger problems just now Song for... We'd have more lockdowns than .nugget Presser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 52 minutes ago, Morgan said: Presser. Aye Presser is another along with acca. I reckon geggenpressen and the high press are probably the most recent 2 to add Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, been here before said: Aye Presser is another along with acca. I reckon geggenpressen and the high press are probably the most recent 2 to add Cant believe you forgot Zeefuk?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, merrymac said: Cant believe you forgot Zeefuk?? Could just get his champion in the hunger games with el presidente of SLiaW. Prob be the funniest fight ever and hopefully both would lose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 53 minutes ago, been here before said: Aye Presser is another along with acca. I reckon geggenpressen and the high press are probably the most recent 2 to add Acca is a beauty. Or ‘lino’ Baller. 38 minutes ago, merrymac said: Cant believe you forgot Zeefuk?? Och Mac, that’s a ‘Hamilton’ thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, Barack said: Makes me want to leave this forum altogether. Well...you could leave...or you could stay and help make it the place you want it to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, Barack said: Makes me want to leave this forum altogether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Just now, Barack said: That would involve making me a Mod. Something, given my chequered history & numerous interactions with their goodselves, will never be allowed. Probably for the best. You? Surely not Naw, you're a good poster - use the Mods positively. Report trolls, Hobos, rule-breakers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 It’s a poisonous car crash. I’ve just lost my temper and had posts deleted. And I’m generally the most chilled person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Barack said: Just noticed a post by you on there. Was deserved though. (You responding to the trolling, that is.) My comment was justified though in my opinion. Should have risen above it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 It usually starts with...”So, are you saying...”? Then it kicks off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 4 hours ago, redjambo said: Perhaps the ignore function could be our Greek urn? The person who is on the most ignore lists at the end of the year gets the heave ho. A hunger Games-style knockout does sound good though. A deathmatch between Icon Of Symmetry and i8 then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Tazio said: My comment was justified though in my opinion. Should have risen above it though. Thats the problem pal , just gets to the point where you nip back then you get felt and just feel whats the point. Take our south american based pal for instance he blocks you on twitter when you pop about him and his actions then tries to engage you on here that is just trolling to the hilt , its incredibly difficult not to really bite back. Yesterday one was just replying to my posts calling me a wankstain we need rid of etc and you are supposed to stay quiet and not get into it. Thats almost impossible especially when you are already ****ed off with Hearts and losing a derby etc 20 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: A deathmatch between Icon Of Symmetry and i8 then. Charity MMA fight , benefits split between big hearts , womens team and FoH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 54 minutes ago, sadj said: Thats the problem pal , just gets to the point where you nip back then you get felt and just feel whats the point. Take our south american based pal for instance he blocks you on twitter when you pop about him and his actions then tries to engage you on here that is just trolling to the hilt , its incredibly difficult not to really bite back. Yesterday one was just replying to my posts calling me a wankstain we need rid of etc and you are supposed to stay quiet and not get into it. Thats almost impossible especially when you are already ****ed off with Hearts and losing a derby etc Charity MMA fight , benefits split between big hearts , womens team and FoH 37p won't stretch that far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 15 hours ago, redjambo said: You can do it tomorrow. I wish I had left enough of my daily quota of posts to endorse this 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 16 hours ago, Boof said: I was just thinking of 'Where is this?' t'other day and went as far as taking a photo but it didn't come out very good on my phone. That thread needs awakening, IMO. Please no, I get abuse for having a high post count but about 18,000 of them were on that thread, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 (edited) 11 hours ago, Morgan said: Acca is a beauty. Or ‘lino’ Baller. Och Mac, that’s a ‘Hamilton’ thing. Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts. So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have... Wage thief Imposter A player in there In a heartbeat All day long Up top Bombscare Craig Gordon Milinkovic Pressley/Snake Bigger problems just now Song for... Baller Acca Presser Lino Fellow Hearts fan. Edited December 28, 2019 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, been here before said: Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts. So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have... Wage thief Imposter A player in there In a heartbeat All day long Up top Bombscare Craig Gordon Milinkovic Pressley/Snake Bigger problems just now Song for... Baller Acca Presser Lino Fellow Hearts fan. jam tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, sadj said: jam tomorrow Its startung to creep in as is 'limbs' for a celebration. Worth keeping an eye on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NANOJAMBO Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 11 hours ago, ...a bit disco said: A deathmatch between Icon Of Symmetry and i8 then. Post of the day. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 1 hour ago, been here before said: Its startung to creep in as is 'limbs' for a celebration. Worth keeping an eye on. 5 year plan in relation to the football department too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 2 hours ago, been here before said: Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts. So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have... Wage thief Imposter A player in there In a heartbeat All day long Up top Bombscare Craig Gordon Milinkovic Pressley/Snake Bigger problems just now Song for... Baller Acca Presser Lino Fellow Hearts fan. "needs addressing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 3 hours ago, been here before said: Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts. So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have... Wage thief Imposter A player in there In a heartbeat All day long Up top Bombscare Craig Gordon Milinkovic Pressley/Snake Bigger problems just now Song for... Baller Acca Presser Lino Fellow Hearts fan. 'Happy to be proved wrong though'. Please can this horror be added to the extravaganza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 'Onwards and upwards' or the new essential 'we move on'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 3 hours ago, been here before said: Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts. So to recap the Terrace cliche bingo extravaganza we currently have... Wage thief Imposter A player in there In a heartbeat All day long Up top Bombscare Craig Gordon Milinkovic Pressley/Snake Bigger problems just now Song for... Baller Acca Presser Lino Fellow Hearts fan. Or, 'deserves a song of his own'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Morgan said: Or, 'deserves a song of his own'. “Kid on Hearts supporters” for those who don’t want abuse or bigotry “genuine fans” being twisted and used as a dig against the club as they dont want abuse and bigotry Edited December 28, 2019 by sadj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 1 minute ago, sadj said: “Kid on Hearts supporters” “genuine fans” There are some gems out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 7 hours ago, been here before said: Another goody is 'fellow Hearts fan' like someone cant be an arsehole because they support Hearts. Nah - that can be used in some cases. F'rinstance I posted a Christmas wish to FHF whether or not they're arseholes. I just wanted to ensure Hobos, OF twats and fans of other teams didn't receive any good wishes from me. An exception would be that Barnsley lad - he seems okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Boof said: Nah - that can be used in some cases. F'rinstance I posted a Christmas wish to FHF whether or not they're arseholes. I just wanted to ensure Hobos, OF twats and fans of other teams didn't receive any good wishes from me. An exception would be that Barnsley lad - he seems okay. That Secret Santa guy seems ok too, btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 An "I Hate the Shed" thread in the terrace would be moved here..... That irony just blows mind.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Different place today! Predictably so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 23 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: An "I Hate the Shed" thread in the terrace would be moved here..... That irony just blows mind.... 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 56 minutes ago, Boof said: Different place today! Predictably so... Like I said, direct correlation between the Terrace and form on the pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpson Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Towards the end of Levein’s reign I decided I’d had enough. I closed the ever present KB tab on my phone browser. Didn’t really miss it as much as I thought I would, found other things to do with my time and before I knew it hadn’t logged on for a few weeks. Didn’t even give it a second thought, life was good. Then we appointed DS. At first I happily lapped up what was being reported in the mainstream, reading well informed articles about the man and his methods and such like. But then, inevitably, it happened - the morbid curiosity got the better of me. I could no longer suppress the itch and logged back on. Jump forward to now, 6.05am and I’m hiding under the covers getting my fix before the wife wakes up and realises I’m not the pillar of strength she thought I was. So there we have it - my name is Dumpson, I’m 39 and I am addicted to reading about grown men arguing on the internet. 😔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Don't worry the entire developed world is addicted to that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 8 hours ago, dumpson said: Towards the end of Levein’s reign I decided I’d had enough. I closed the ever present KB tab on my phone browser. Didn’t really miss it as much as I thought I would, found other things to do with my time and before I knew it hadn’t logged on for a few weeks. Didn’t even give it a second thought, life was good. Then we appointed DS. At first I happily lapped up what was being reported in the mainstream, reading well informed articles about the man and his methods and such like. But then, inevitably, it happened - the morbid curiosity got the better of me. I could no longer suppress the itch and logged back on. Jump forward to now, 6.05am and I’m hiding under the covers getting my fix before the wife wakes up and realises I’m not the pillar of strength she thought I was. So there we have it - my name is Dumpson, I’m 39 and I am addicted to reading about grown men arguing on the internet. 😔 Grown men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Suspect there are quite a few 'people' missing from The Terrace now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpson Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 44 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said: Grown men 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 On 27/12/2019 at 19:29, been here before said: Christ you could have a field day with that... A player in there In a heartbeat All day long Up top Bombscare Craig Gordon Milinkovic Pressley/Snake Bigger problems just now Song for... We'd have more lockdowns than .nugget I like the saying all day long. Especially all day every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) Those who hate the Terrace must have hated going to Tynie for more than a year. The Terrace reflected fans disgust with what has happened during that period. As does its recent majority positivity since Ann belatedly did something ... If not quite enough ... to put things right reflects our renewed hope. Edited January 2, 2020 by Francis Albert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) It's so nice to go to a Canucks game be Canucks daft but surrounded by Montreal and Toronto transplants in their team jerseys, all rooting for our team, display chagrin when lose a goal, some friendly banter but no violence, or seperation of fans just 16'000 people having a good time. I suppose there are serious confrontations at some time but generally just healthy team supporting spirit. Of course I am an old salivaer, but thats how it used to be at Tynecastle and Easter Road. Fights occurred, but also in those days they kept me in a job outside pubs on a Friday and Saturday night, changed days indeed. Most of you don't realise what you missed, rabid support, support your team and wear their colors, but no need for hate. Edited January 2, 2020 by bobsharp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavySlaveJambo Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 On 02/01/2020 at 17:38, Francis Albert said: Those who hate the Terrace must have hated going to Tynie for more than a year. The Terrace reflected fans disgust with what has happened during that period. As does its recent majority positivity since Ann belatedly did something ... If not quite enough ... to put things right reflects our renewed hope. I don't hate going to Tynie. Just find it ridiculously frustrating. But the reason I hate the terrace at the moment is not the negativity. It is the fact their is absolutely NO respect for those fans who are still Optimistic and/or have a differing opinion on things. I mean to call a fellow fan delusional for having hope that we are not going down... Is it really necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 1 hour ago, CavySlaveJambo said: I don't hate going to Tynie. Just find it ridiculously frustrating. But the reason I hate the terrace at the moment is not the negativity. It is the fact their is absolutely NO respect for those fans who are still Optimistic and/or have a differing opinion on things. I mean to call a fellow fan delusional for having hope that we are not going down... Is it really necessary. I doubt there are many Hearts fans that don't hope we are not going down. But equally I doubt there are many who believe that is not a real possibility. I am not sure what the different opinion on things is exactly. The Terrace reflects what Hearts fans think about where we are. Depressed. Worried. Hopeful without much evidence for hope. Optimistic? Tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 I hate Iceland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Space Pirate said: I hate Iceland Aye SP ones very expensive and one has a car park with a corrupt parking attendant, 😮. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 It is quite funny. If you were bothered about the state of the nation or the ability to deal with anything difficult it would be a concern. You wouldn't have wanted many of them in the trenches with you though the idiots would probably fall in line as sheep. To be fair there are a lot of decent posters too trying their best. Simpletons. State of the nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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