*** Celtic v Heart Of Midlothian official match day thread***

[Barack]

32 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Have a go, decent tempo and a balanced side. That’s all I hope for. Sluggish and stand off them and it’ll be 4/5/6 nil. 

What about if we do all that, and it's still the same result?

 

Are we...not happy, obviously. But...encouraged?

 

🤷‍♂️

[Sir Gio]

28 Celsius. Perhaps an opportunity to frustrate, drain them and attack late in the game 

[busby1985]

11 minutes ago, Barack said:

What about if we do all that, and it's still the same result?

 

Are we...not happy, obviously. But...encouraged?

 

🤷‍♂️

Oaft. Ask me at 4:45 haha. 

[Eno]

Apologies if already mentioned, not read whole thread.

If the team need any motivation for the game, show them a video of Scott Brown's reaction following the final whistle at the scottish cup final!

Total be11end of a human being.

'Mon the Hearts.

[Jamie86]

Had a dream we one 5-3 with a Clare double, need to stay off the rum I think

[Barack]

20 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Oaft. Ask me at 4:45 haha. 

I've got British Airways issues to sort out tomorrow. I doubt I'll even have a chance to bother myself with the game, until about 8pm.

 

Ah, well.

[Hectormasson]

42 minutes ago, Barack said:

What about if we do all that, and it's still the same result?

 

Are we...not happy, obviously. But...encouraged?

 

🤷‍♂️

Just give them a battle and do your best hearts,  infact get right f....g into them ,,,,

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[Barack]

5 minutes ago, Hectormasson said:

Just give them a battle and do your best hearts,  infact get right f....g into them ,,,,

I'd tend to agree. I wouldn't say I particularly like getting ****ed by 4 or 5. I definitely don't like being ****ed by 4 or 5 whilst acting like little bitches.

 

I must admit however, with Damour & Whelan here now, I can't see that as an issue. When Naismith is back...really can't see it.

[Cruickshank for Scotland]

54 minutes ago, Sir Gio said:

28 Celsius. Perhaps an opportunity to frustrate, drain them and attack late in the game 

 

There’s nothing more draining than sitting back and chasing shadows.

[Barack]

2 minutes ago, Cruickshank for Scotland said:

 

There’s nothing more draining than sitting back and chasing shadows.

Cliff Richard was always getting blanked by Hank Marvin.

 

 

[Cruickshank for Scotland]

1 minute ago, Barack said:

Cliff Richard was always getting blanked by Hank Marvin.

 

 

 

😂👍

[Cruyff Turn]

We can only ask the lads to do their best, we can’t expect a result at Parkhead. Should be close though.

 

I’ve not touched the beer in the fridge yet, keeping them for tomorrow, pished by halftime, probably, ecstatic at full time, hopefully.

 

It’ll be really encouraging if we play well going into our double home fixtures. A chance to gather momentum and confidence before the Hibs game.

[Barack]

3 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

We can only ask the lads to do their best, we can’t expect a result at Parkhead. Should be close though.

 

I’ve not touched the beer in the fridge yet, keeping them for tomorrow, pished by halftime, probably, ecstatic at full time, hopefully.

 

It’ll be really encouraging if we play well going into our double home fixtures. A chance to gather momentum and confidence before the Hibs game.

I'm baws deep in Russian Standard Vodka. 🤷‍♂️

[Cruyff Turn]

2 minutes ago, Barack said:

I'm baws deep in Russian Standard Vodka. 🤷‍♂️

And that shit mellows you out on a Saturday night ? 😂 

[Barack]

8 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

And that shit mellows you out on a Saturday night ? 😂 

Better that than Jack D...😬

 

My posting style would be slightly more..abrasive.😄

[Cruyff Turn]

6 minutes ago, Barack said:

Better that than Jack D...😬

 

My posting style would be slightly more..abrasive.😄

 

Can’t say i’m a fan of Mr Daniels myself tbh. I’d drink Scotch or Irish over American stuff any day of the week. 😄

 

Have you tried that mad Polish Voddy with the Bison Grass... ooft That stuff will have you punching trees. 

[Barack]

14 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

 

Can’t say i’m a fan of Mr Daniels myself tbh. I’d drink Scotch or Irish over American stuff any day of the week. 😄

 

Have you tried that mad Polish Voddy with the Bison Grass... ooft That stuff will have you punching trees. 

Indeed. Imbibed it in Krakow. There's better & stronger available out there. And cheaper...😍

[sadj]

19 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

 

Can’t say i’m a fan of Mr Daniels myself tbh. I’d drink Scotch or Irish over American stuff any day of the week. 😄

 

Have you tried that mad Polish Voddy with the Bison Grass... ooft That stuff will have you punching trees. 

My staff used to bring me Lithuanian vodka back when they’d been home for holidays. Wasted on me but those that drink it say its well

worth it. 

[Hectormasson]

1 hour ago, Barack said:

I'd tend to agree. I wouldn't say I particularly like getting ****ed by 4 or 5. I definitely don't like being ****ed by 4 or 5 whilst acting like little bitches.

 

I must admit however, with Damour & Whelan here now, I can't see that as an issue. When Naismith is back...really can't see it.

Saying that cluj stuck four past them ??

[Barack]

1 minute ago, Hectormasson said:

Saying that cluj stuck four past them ??

Cludgie are an experienced CL team, with plenty of $$$ in their bank, comparative to many European teams, never mind us.

 

Cluj would boaby us. I only hope we make a fist of it today.

[jamtartan74]

Probably the inevitable skelping we get through there but if we give it a go and don’t just sit back hoping for a draw then at least we can say we tried. It is absolutely pointless going through to Glasgow and hoping not to lose, give it a good go in attack and if we lose by doing that then so be it. On that note, 3-2 to the famous 🇱🇻❤️🇱🇻

[sac]

53 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

 

Can’t say i’m a fan of Mr Daniels myself tbh. I’d drink Scotch or Irish over American stuff any day of the week. 😄

 

Have you tried that mad Polish Voddy with the Bison Grass... ooft That stuff will have you punching trees. 

Zubrówka with apple juice. Delicious stuff

[Paulp74]

Hope we dont go through there with the view that a 3-0 boabying will be fine. Hope we get stuck in. They are very average, apart from edouard. Weve got a chance today, if we play with confidence

[Joey J J Jr Shabadoo]

18 hours ago, AJAMBO said:

 

 

Is that right. Why don't you take your piss poor support and leave

Do you think our form is good? We could be bottom tonight.

 

Levein must go.

[Joey J J Jr Shabadoo]

18 hours ago, AJAMBO said:

Its my fone m8 when I sign into the forum it goes mental when I type for some reason. Ha do you forgive me.

Joey jj do one ya duffer

I don't think it's your phone that's mental.

[rmreido]

Got a good feeling we're no getting beat today, as long as we have a go, be happy with a draw, but a win....and I'll be delighted🤞

0-0 or hopefully sneak a wee 0-1

HHGH 

[Special Agent Dale Cooper]

£1 free bet placed on Michael Smith first goal at 100/1.

 

Erm...nailed on phree munney. 

[Mdoug79]

Will this be on Hearts TV or Celtic TV? 

[Uilleam]

we have to play with some confidence today build on from the Motherwell result.

[Leveins Battalion]

I'm going to annoy a few on here but we have absoloutly no chance of a result today.

[Nookie Bear]

13 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said:

I'm going to annoy a few on here but we have absoloutly no chance of a result today.

 

[Debut 4]

7 hours ago, Barack said:

Cludgie are an experienced CL team, with plenty of $$$ in their bank, comparative to many European teams, never mind us.

 

Cluj would boaby us. I only hope we make a fist of it today.

Boaby and fist...

 

 

i hope we have a bit penetration up front ourselves.  

[A_A wehatethehibs]

I’ll be an optimist and say we’ll lose by only a 1 goal margin so we’ll stay off the bottom of the table. We are staying up! 

[Bootzilla]

So few victories there, for any teams in our league, for decades - IF we get a result today it will be historical. 

[Dagger Is Back]

We’ll win today. Whelan is going to be a massive player for us. Him and Damour are going to take care of their MF, Washington’s clever runs are going to trouble their dodgy back 4

 

2-1 Hearts

[gjcc]

42 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said:

I'm going to annoy a few on here but we have absoloutly no chance of a result today.

 

[Marvin]

Get an early goal and we could get away with all 3 points. However I think it will be a 1-1 draw. If the unwashed score first, then I fear a royal pumping. 

 

[schillaci]

1 hour ago, Leveins Battalion said:

I'm going to annoy a few on here but we have absoloutly no chance of a result today.

Three things:

-There's always a result, but not necessarily a good one.

-Leveins Battalion needs an apostrophe, in the correct place.

-You can't spell absolutely.

 

That'll annoy a few too. (Note spelling of "too".)

 

[MTS1874]

1 hour ago, Leveins Battalion said:

I'm going to annoy a few on here but we have absoloutly no chance of a result today.

 

[Leveins Battalion]

4 minutes ago, schillaci said:

Three things:

-There's always a result, but not necessarily a good one.

-Leveins Battalion needs an apostrophe, in the correct place.

-You can't spell absolutely.

 

That'll annoy a few too. (Note spelling of "too".)

 

[schillaci]

2 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said:

Big Mark. Now that man really knows how to annoy. We could all take lessons from him. 

[GavK1012]

1 hour ago, Leveins Battalion said:

I'm going to annoy a few on here but we have absoloutly no chance of a result today.

 

(Insert any GIF with applause and some cheeky dancing and clicking of fingers to boot.....)

 

🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Marvin]

11 minutes ago, schillaci said:

Three things:

-There's always a result, but not necessarily a good one.

-Leveins Battalion needs an apostrophe, in the correct place.

-You can't spell absolutely.

 

That'll annoy a few too. (Note spelling of "too".)

 

 

 you pedantic bassa you.

[Special Agent Dale Cooper]

1 hour ago, Leveins Battalion said:

I'm going to annoy a few on here but we have absoloutly no chance of a result today.

 

Don't flatter yourself mate.

[WheatfieldWarrior]

1 hour ago, Mdoug79 said:

Will this be on Hearts TV or Celtic TV? 

 

Advertised as on hearts tv - first news item on the Hearts website.

[TweedbankJambo]

2 hours ago, rmreido said:

Got a good feeling we're no getting beat today, as long as we have a go, be happy with a draw, but a win....and I'll be delighted🤞

0-0 or hopefully sneak a wee 0-1

HHGH 

This is how I feel today too budski 😊 can't wait! HHGH

[It should have been ten]

17 minutes ago, schillaci said:

Three things:

-There's always a result, but not necessarily a good one.

-Leveins Battalion needs an apostrophe, in the correct place.

-You can't spell absolutely.

 

That'll annoy a few too. (Note spelling of "too".)

 

 

[japanjambo]

I just hope we turn up! If we turn up, and cut out any silly mistakes, we have a chance. #HHGH!

[Gashauskis9]

Celtic Park in the baking sunshine...

 

🤔🤔🤔

 

 

[Jimbojack]

Any streams for the game today