Bozi Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 8 hours ago, The Apprentice said: Kurskis at home to ICT. Booked for conceding a pen (which was scored) and then getting stupidly sent off when we had already made 3 subs, meaning Wallace had to go in goals. All in the game after he dropped a routine catch at Ibrox to lose us the game. 5 hours ago, Boris said: No one mentioned Kurskis yet? Makes Nicky Walker seem competent. Kurskis? we could have played a 12 year old and been more confident, he was an absolute car crash, so far out of his depth it was literally terrifying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 The correct answer is Kurskis. None of the rest have come close to his level of awful. Jamie McCallister in a cup semi at Fester Road stands out. David Obua's debut v Airdrie in a league cup game was a special sort of shite. Claimed he was a dead ball specialist, hit about 10 dreadful free kicks and missed a penalty. Paul McCallum in the cup semi v ICT was truly terrible. He was a very poor player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Colin Cramb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I had a very rare day off from my Saturday job and went up to Dens the day Berthe played. I didn't think he was that bad, but I think I was willing our new signing to be good, and I didn't get to many games in those days. Oshaniwa was brilliant his debut / an early game of his when we beat Motherwell 6-0. I reckon we could have got some joy playing him as a winger - we were dreadfully short on the wings while he was here. Beniusus was asked to play up to on his own on his debut v Hibs. It's a tough gig, he struggled thereafter. It's McCallum for me. Carthorse. Kurskis had that howler - can't remember what he was like the rest of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calebs Grandad Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 15 hours ago, grumpy rebus said: Pick almost any team from the late 70’’s or early 80’s (pre Doddie) and there are plenty Brian McNeil, Archie White, Bobby Masterton and Stewart Gauld spring to mind. Was as a hard time to be a Jambo Thank god Kickback wasn’t around in these days ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVB Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 15 hours ago, Alex MacDonald said: Tommy Harrison coming on as a sub in a League Cup tie against St Johnstone at Tynecastle in ‘94 when we were 2-1 up, or drawing 2-2, and being subbed himself when we went 4-2 down, not because of injury, but because he was a utterly rank, showing zero interest in making anything happen, or working up a sweat. I was at that game and thought he was very harshly treated by Tommy McLean. Tommy came on and tried to play football, playing a ten yard pass then looking to get it back again but our team was honking at that time and the players were unwilling to take responsibility and just hoofed it as far away everytime they got the ball. I can’t say to much as he failed at every club after he left Hearts but what a talent he was when he was younger and I think the reason he didn’t make it was because he was overcoached and tried to play to technical a game (Liam Miller had a similar experience when he joined Hibs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, Calebs Grandad said: Thank god Kickback wasn’t around in these days ? Could you imagine......... ? That may have completely broken the web. All the younger guys don’t appreciate that guys like Nade and Eskillson would’ve been superstars in that team and even Mo Berthe would’ve looked average. The worst thing is that I still get flashbacks to these teams and random players come to mind. Like Brian Wilson, Grant Tierney and Gerry McCoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice of reason Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Kevin McHattie in the loss to 9 man ICT in a cup semi at Easter Road. He kept passing the ball straight out of play and was simply appalling in the match. The whole team were embarrassing but Kevin took the biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Third page and no Kevin Twaddle in original 5-1 against the shite?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy T Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) Kurskis Beniuseless debut Pillowbiter Zaliukas most games for his first 3 seasons Klimek - every game Kingston - the game he just gave up Barassa Edited February 16, 2019 by Jammy T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Elwood P Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 17 hours ago, tcjambo said: Anything involving Oshinawa apart from one Celtic game The one at Parkhead? That was his best game for us and he got sent off! Tells you everything you need to know about his other appearances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 17 hours ago, jambos are go! said: Tall and Concalves formed the most inept and incompetent Centre Back partner ship I have ever seen in a Hearts team. Mind you Con calves came back from a loan spell at N uremburg a very competent defender. Hans Eskillson takes the biscuit though as a total non footballer. Hans, ha ha, lovely flowing hair, but never a player. Obua just for laughing when he mucked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 18 hours ago, The Treasurer said: Mo Berthe at Dens Park. Close thread Came on to post this exact thing. I actually got that bored that day I started looking and following watching the birds in the sky as it was so poor. Him being the absolute worst of the bunch though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montgomery Brewster Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 17 hours ago, Deevers said: This - though add to that Crawford Boyd. Utterly gash. Characters like that really were rank. as was said further up the thread , late 70’s early 80’s we really had some donkeys to choose from. Dire stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calebs Grandad Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, grumpy rebus said: Could you imagine......... ? That may have completely broken the web. All the younger guys don’t appreciate that guys like Nade and Eskillson would’ve been superstars in that team and even Mo Berthe would’ve looked average. The worst thing is that I still get flashbacks to these teams and random players come to mind. Like Brian Wilson, Grant Tierney and Gerry McCoy! We remember constant bad seasons with poor crowds and zero atmosphere. Relegations because we were hopeless as opposed to points deductions then standing on the terraces at dumps like Boghead etc ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 42 minutes ago, muldoon74 said: Third page and no Kevin Twaddle in original 5-1 against the shite?! Twaddle helped us the day by just being a wide player. Stretched the hibs back 4 all over the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 40 minutes ago, Mr Elwood P said: The one at Parkhead? That was his best game for us and he got sent off! Tells you everything you need to know about his other appearances. Sent off, gave away a goal and mis Con trolled a simple pass when through on goal. That was his best game. And it a actually was his best game. Sums him up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Ludek Straceny .. subbed on at half time - got booked then hooked again for being so bad with 15 minutes to go iirc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 My memory of Berthe that day is that he won everything in the air. Then when he got the ball at his feet it was like he had never played football before. Didn't he go on to play for Raith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 17 hours ago, j1964m said: Nicky Walker Hearts 2 St.Johnstone 4 he had a nightmare he even got Stephen Frail sent off because of one mistake Nicky Walker was the player profiled in the programme that night. I vividly remember someone had torn the page featuring his photo out and impaled him through the neck on the fence as you walked where the Roseburn stand would be built ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego10 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 19 hours ago, The Apprentice said: Kurskis at home to ICT. Booked for conceding a pen (which was scored) and then getting stupidly sent off when we had already made 3 subs, meaning Wallace had to go in goals. All in the game after he dropped a routine catch at Ibrox to lose us the game. Is the correct answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 20 hours ago, sidjamesbottle said: Andy Watson v Stirling Albion Or just about any game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney392 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Crawford Boyd v Clydebank in late 70s early 80s. We were 3-0 at half time before Boyd was short with 2 pass backs and contributed to more woeful defending as we hung on for a 3-3 draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanthejambo Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Kevin Twaddle in the Devries 5-1 game. Had a mare when he came on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busby8 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 20 hours ago, Kid Creole said: Witteveen was brutal and Mo Berthe at Dens edit - beaten to it ? Funnily enough,...... I used to work with a Morton fan who said the fans loved Witteveen when he went to them. One of their top men apparently. Admittedly, they play at a different level, but I thought it strange at the time given his performances with us. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 20 hours ago, The Treasurer said: Mo Berthe at Dens Park. Close thread This for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Craig Nelson v Celtic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatrickhartley Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 21 hours ago, Serge Pizzorno said: As the title states... I’ll start off with Kitchen at ER 2 years ago, completely overrun the whole game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatrickhartley Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 john craig at stliedown circa77/78. he told me to feckoff as i gave him pelters when i chycked the ball to him to take a shy. scrote of a man who ended up coaching at green bigots. also bennyuseless against hobbits at tynecastle. also any kevin twaddle game at tynecastle always a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 30 minutes ago, barney392 said: Crawford Boyd v Clydebank in late 70s early 80s. We were 3-0 at half time before Boyd was short with 2 pass backs and contributed to more woeful defending as we hung on for a 3-3 draw. I remember that game. New Year 1980 I think. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 3 hours ago, muldoon74 said: Third page and no Kevin Twaddle in original 5-1 against the shite?! It was mentioned on a previous page. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Samuel Camazzola said: It was mentioned on a previous page. ? My speed reading not up to par then! ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Jammy T said: Kurskis Beniuseless debut Pillowbiter Zaliukas most games for his first 3 seasons Klimek - every game Kingston - the game he just gave up Barassa You missed Witteveen, Oshinawa and Obua. At least Witteveen had the excuse of being absolutely awful. The other two rarely broke sweat. Honourable mentions for the howling Cathro signings Sowah, Struna, Bikey, Chouly Avolintas. Horrible times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micole Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Jamie Mole .....scored a great goal against St Mirren ( I think) and that was all he did , horrific player believe he still looking for a club. He is in good company with others mentioned on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, i wish jj was my dad said: You missed Witteveen, Oshinawa and Obua. At least Witteveen had the excuse of being absolutely awful. The other two rarely broke sweat. Honourable mentions for the howling Cathro signings Sowah, Struna, Bikey, Chouly Avolintas. Horrible times. I never thought Choulay was a bad player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 It has to be Kurskis, although I’m not convinced he was actually a football player. Jamie McAllister at ER in the league cup semi not far behind. And you can take your pick of Nade games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 22 hours ago, sidjamesbottle said: Andy Watson v Stirling Albion ? Wondered how quickly his name would come up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I know he is a 2012 legend but Mehdi Taouil against H1b5. He made Tom Taiwo look like a player. An absolute disgraceful performance. Being shite but trying, I can forgive, but that game he was a shell, a hologram would have put in a more forceful display / tackle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheatfield to sheffield Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, i wish jj was my dad said: You missed Witteveen, Oshinawa and Obua. At least Witteveen had the excuse of being absolutely awful. The other two rarely broke sweat My first thought was Witteveen away at at Johnstone. 2-1 up last minute gives away silly foul edge of box. Bang, 2-2, two points dropped. But then I witnessed Aaron Hughes away at Livingston. He was just hopeless and slow. But he didn't make me as angry as Zlamal that night, for just giving up at 3-0 and not even trying for the last two goals. That was the worst performance ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 56 minutes ago, Zico said: It has to be Kurskis, although I’m not convinced he was actually a football player. Jamie McAllister at ER in the league cup semi not far behind. And you can take your pick of Nade games. This add on Larry Kingston v Dundee Utd. Never tried a leg.Limped off injured to a torrent of abuse. Shame because he could and should have been a legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Religion Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 John Sutton, League Cup final. Never before had I seethed so much at a Hearts players perfomance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Kurskis wins it for me, with Mo Berthe a distant second, but here are some notable mentions: Petric and Besliga win in terms of money lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 9 hours ago, ZEUS said: Colin Cramb Forgot about him. You couldn't relax at half time in the school end when he was doing shooting practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmac Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 On 15/02/2019 at 15:44, sidjamesbottle said: Andy Watson v Stirling Albion Andy Watson v anyone! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haveyouheard 22 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 5 hours ago, jake said: Craig Nelson v Celtic. Deffo as all CP cheered the HT rugby score when Scotland were losing to Ireland Losing 5-2 to Dumbarton was a sickner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haveyouheard 22 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, iainmac said: Andy Watson v anyone! ? Dont think I've hated a player as much as that **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micole Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, iainmac said: Andy Watson v anyone! ? Jings!! I forgot aboot him....he was feckin hopeless, think we have a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jcy110715 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Jamie Walker (I forget who we were playing) he didn’t try a leg to play football, only seemed interested in getting sent off so he didn’t have to play against the huns!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My half sister Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Surprised no one has mentioned the goal machine that is Connor Sammon. Pick any game he has played Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatrickhartley Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 10 hours ago, muldoon74 said: Third page and no Kevin Twaddle in original 5-1 against the shite?! aye he was playing that day. just proves hiw mince the wee team are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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