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16 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Aye, still would.

😆 Aye, obvs, I'm just pretending my fat old arse would have a chance to say no

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2 minutes ago, Smithee said:

😆 Aye, obvs, I'm just pretending my fat old arse would have a chance to say no

I'm just pretending my fat old arse could keep up with her!

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1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said:

Tidy though.

Can’t stand skinny ! Yuck 🤢 prefer someone with a big meat on them 

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4 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Can’t stand skinny ! Yuck 🤢 prefer someone with a big meat on them 

I go through phases, I'm liking the Karen Gillan look, tall, slim, wee tits and if she's ginger all the better, don't think the wife would agree with me mind!!

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6 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

I go through phases, I'm liking the Karen Gillan look, tall, slim, wee tits and if she's ginger all the better, don't think the wife would agree with me mind!!

Skinny is a bit uncomfortable when we get jiggy with it...bones can be sore on the flesh.

 

Ginger is good though,   :) 

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6 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Why, what sort of women is she into?

Millie Bobby Brown seems to float her boat just now, good choice to!

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9 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said:

 

@Jeffros Furios, you hear that?

 

5 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

I meant a bit of meat on them 😂😂 honestly 

I'll stick my meat right up James's farter 😬

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10 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

 

I'll stick my meat right up James's farter 😬

 

Shots fired...

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6 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

 

I'll stick my meat right up James's farter 😬

At least buy me a drink first ? 

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1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

At least buy me a drink first ? 

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Dirk has already sampled my meat ,, but he was asleep (he was pretending) 

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5 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

At least buy me a drink first ? 

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I'm sure he would be delighted to.

Probably chuck in a couple of free tennis lessons too.

 

He's good that way.

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2 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

 

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It’s the lube with different flavours to them which I don’t get ! What’s the point ? 

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5 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

Dirk has already sampled my meat ,, but he was asleep (he was pretending) 

Is he a goer ? 😎

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6 minutes ago, Dirk McTarkin said:

 

I'm sure he would be delighted to.

Probably chuck in a couple of free tennis lessons too.

 

He's good that way.

Alcohol tennis and anal ! What a perfect day and night , However …. 

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22 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

Dirk has already sampled my meat ,, but he was asleep (he was pretending) 

 

Oi, what happens in Sarajevo stays in Sarajevo.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

She's a bit of a dug.

She is indeed but, if stories are to be believed, is happy to stick things up William's hole that Kate won't. 

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3 hours ago, Smithee said:

See if I was future king, I'd be getting the old follicles sorted

Why waste the money when you can cover your dome with a nice big crown?

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