Daft meme thread (merged)

[jack D and coke]

Surely there’s loads of people like me who spend hours laughing at daft memes? God knows how many crack me up  

Post the best here please...I’ll start...

 

[jack D and coke]

[jack D and coke]

[luckyBatistuta]

15 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Surely there’s loads of people like me who spend hours laughing at daft memes? God knows how many crack me up  

Post the best here please...I’ll start...

 

 

 

 

Two at the most

[jack D and coke]

1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

Two at the most

Show off?

[jack D and coke]

[luckyBatistuta]

1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

 

[jack D and coke]

[luckyBatistuta]

3 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Show off?

 

  cheers for that earlier, was on a rank. One day I’ll learn 

[jack D and coke]

Just now, luckyBatistuta said:

 

  cheers for that earlier, was on a rank. One day I’ll learn 

Hahahaha I always hope I’ll get you man  

My mate text me back saying cos it was a guy just talking he turned his volume up in the pub and then...    

[luckyBatistuta]

1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

 

Happened to you often   

 

 

[jack D and coke]

Just now, luckyBatistuta said:

 

Happened to you often   

 

 

Recently, since becoming single....no gonna lie  

[jack D and coke]

[ri Alban]

4 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

I'll show the wee fella this. He'll probably prefer buckfast.

[jack D and coke]

Just now, ri Alban said:

I'll show the wee fella this. He'll probably prefer buckfast.

How you up at this time on a Thursday, or a Friday I should say? Get tae your bed  

[ri Alban]

Just now, jack D and coke said:

How you up at this time on a Thursday, or a Friday I should say? Get tae your bed  

I haven't sleeped properly for about 2 and half years. So the dogs are being walked. 

What's your excuse?

[jack D and coke]

Just now, ri Alban said:

I haven't sleeped properly for about 2 and half years. So the dogs are being walked. 

What's your excuse?

Since the referendum?? Just kidding my pal  

Wisnae meant to be a maddie for me the night, met my mate for a pint earlier....here i am  

Just as well no graft the morn?

[luckyBatistuta]

35 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

 

 

[jack D and coke]

2 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

 

Stay woke bruv??

[jack D and coke]

[luckyBatistuta]

6 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Stay woke bruv??

 

 

[jack D and coke]

Just now, luckyBatistuta said:

 

 

?Night pal??

[luckyBatistuta]

4 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

 

 

 

right im aff

 

 

[luckyBatistuta]

2 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

?Night pal??

 

 

[jack D and coke]

Just now, luckyBatistuta said:

 

 

Keep saying that to masel...am I too pished? Lol

[jack D and coke]

One for the road...?

[luckyBatistuta]

7 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Keep saying that to masel...am I too pished? Lol

 

You need to stop emptying your bags 

 

 

[jack D and coke]

1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

You need to stop emptying your bags 

 

 

Like yir mothers milk?

[luckyBatistuta]

3 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Like yir mothers milk?

 

 

[jack D and coke]

2 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

 

I doubt you’ll be Lucky Batistuta this morning pal  

[ri Alban]

46 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Since the referendum?? Just kidding my pal  

Wisnae meant to be a maddie for me the night, met my mate for a pint earlier....here i am  

Just as well no graft the morn?

Santa's here soon, holidays for all. That should be a meme.

[jack D and coke]

1 minute ago, ri Alban said:

Santa's here soon, holidays for all. That should be a meme.

Aye well its holidays the morn anyway I’m ****ed! ???

[luckyBatistuta]

7 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

I doubt you’ll be Lucky Batistuta this morning pal  

 

 

[jack D and coke]

Just now, luckyBatistuta said:

 

 

Mrs Lucky Batistuta will sort you right out pal! Get tae sleep  

[ri Alban]

1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

Aye well its holidays the morn anyway I’m ****ed! ???

Maybe we people of KB should kindly stop you from going to sleep. Then...  Like us , yer Friday is fecked.

 

.? Here, you'll need these.

[jack D and coke]

2 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Maybe we people of KB should kindly stop you from going to sleep. Then...  Like us , yer Friday is fecked.

 

.? Here, you'll need these.

It’s been a dafty the night I have to be honest?

My Friday is goosed man, I had shit to do but I’m still working my way through a bottle of vodka?

Baws burst??‍♂️?

Edited December 14, 2018 by jack D and coke

[jack D and coke]

Ye got any memes anyway ya weegie bam? ??

[jack D and coke]

No offence fellow Indy brother?

[jack D and coke]

Talk to me aussieh...?

[ri Alban]

14 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Ye got any memes anyway ya weegie bam? ??

I don't know how to post memes, amateur.

[ri Alban]

The sheep one is my all time favourite. The what are you talking about staring sheep.

[jack D and coke]

1 minute ago, ri Alban said:

I don't know how to post memes, amateur.

Imagine independence depended on it! Cmon man sort yirsel oot!! 

[jack D and coke]

1 minute ago, ri Alban said:

The sheep one is my all time favourite. The what are you talking about staring sheep.

Sheep daein whit??

[ri Alban]

1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

Imagine independence depended on it! Cmon man sort yirsel oot!! 

Cmon, give me a break, I not had a cider for over a week.

[ri Alban]

1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

Sheep daein whit??

Stairin.  One of Captain Ms I think.

[jack D and coke]

1 minute ago, ri Alban said:

Cmon, give me a break, I not had a cider for over a week.

Call yirsel a Scotsman? Traitor imo!!! 

[ri Alban]

17 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Call yirsel a Scotsman? Traitor imo!!! 

I've tried to post a meme, I can't. Hopeless!

 

Unleike yersel, am awa tae geet reddie tae werk on a steep af toonhoose in the freezin cauld.

  It's cauld outside.

[jack D and coke]

3 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

I've tried to post a meme, I can't. Hopeless!

 

Unleike yersel, am awa tae geet reddie tae werk on a steep af toonhoose in the freezin cauld.

  It's cauld outside.

Weather doesnae look to bad you’ll be fine man??

You’re welcome to post memes, when you work it oot. Nae Indy or brexit wans though kno???

[ri Alban]

14 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Weather doesnae look to bad you’ll be fine man??

You’re welcome to post memes, when you work it oot. Nae Indy or brexit wans though kno???

Yer eyes must be painted oan.

 

 

 

As for memes. How's this. ? Will it do?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ri Alban]

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