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This isn't a meme but I've been giving them a lot of eartime recently and they make me chuckle.

 

You've been waiting for a rap about pulling birds with the Grange Hill theme as backing your whole life - you knows it!

 

 

He's the G with the CSE!

 

 

 

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I P Knightley
1 hour ago, Jeff said:

 

He looks like Hasbulla

And not just any old, average-sized Hasbulla.

 

Reminds me of a waiter many years ago who was asked by a pal what a "Vanilla Bavarois" was.

His response, given with full confidence of a natural bullshitter was, "It is like a normal Bavarois... but with vanilla."

 

I'm refusing to Google what a Hasbulla is.

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2 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

And not just any old, average-sized Hasbulla.

 

Reminds me of a waiter many years ago who was asked by a pal what a "Vanilla Bavarois" was.

His response, given with full confidence of a natural bullshitter was, "It is like a normal Bavarois... but with vanilla."

 

I'm refusing to Google what a Hasbulla is.

 

You really should if that average sized joke wasn't intentional :D

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I P Knightley
3 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

You really should if that average sized joke wasn't intentional :D

It came from a place of pure ignorance. Was it really funny?

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8 hours ago, Ulysses said:

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FFS, Uly!!!

I come to this thread expecting something light-hearted, humorous and frivolous.

This is what you give me?

THIS??? :(

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15 hours ago, I P Knightley said:

FFS, Uly!!!

I come to this thread expecting something light-hearted, humorous and frivolous.

This is what you give me?

THIS??? :(

 

It's all three - if you're me.  :laugh: 

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3 hours ago, Ulysses said:

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Much improved over your previous one. That's the way I like it.

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11 minutes ago, jonesy said:


If she starts stomping up the Royal Mile shouting “I am the resurrection” then all bets are off re the space lizard theory.

If she has the Stone Roses stomping beside her she might gain some of my respect 

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32 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

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Chaz is the beneficiary of the futuristic cyborg technology that keeps their human form alive for longer. They actually grow spare fingers like bananas

 

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5 minutes ago, Smithee said:

 

Chaz is the beneficiary of the futuristic cyborg technology that keeps their human form alive for longer. They actually grow spare fingers like bananas

 

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Seen a great quote about his fingers..

Camilla must have a “lady parts” like an empty headlock 🤣

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1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

Seen a great quote about his fingers..

Camilla must have a “lady parts” like an empty headlock 🤣

:laugh2: like a wizard's sleeve

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10 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Seen a great quote about his fingers..

Camilla must have a “lady parts” like an empty headlock 🤣

Clown's pocket

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