Swanny17 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I knew a guy who used to collect bogey’s (including from other people) and then eat it as a bogey ball. He took particular pride in doing so, especially if it had black spots in it. (I’m actually boaking writing this!) ?? So JKB, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve seen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Swanny17 said: I knew a guy who used to collect bogey’s (including from other people) and then eat it as a bogey ball. He took particular pride in doing so, especially if it had black spots in it. (I’m actually boaking writing this!) ?? So JKB, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve seen? Why the **** did you feel the need to share this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 The tanker driver who was pumping out a septic tank climbed down into it and shovelled the shit and broke up the fatberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: Why the **** did you feel the need to share this? I actually have no idea. But they say talking about previous experiences helps you forget. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Swanny17 said: I actually have no idea. But they say talking about previous experiences helps you forget. ?? Oh, so I need to take the boak for you to forget? Aye, cheers pal Edited October 19, 2018 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 Just now, iantjambo said: Oh, so I need to take the boak for you to forget? Aye, cheers pal Much appreciated bud! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Swanny17 said: Much appreciated bud! ? Blocked!! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Myself, in a mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 The vermin winning the Scottish cup, made me sick to my stomach for days that did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: The vermin winning the Scottish cup, made me sick to my stomach for days that did. Christ, that’s worse than bogey muncher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Nicola Sturgeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 (edited) . Edited October 19, 2018 by hughesie27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 David Buist's lower leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Celtic fans celebrating a goal at Tynecastle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 2 girls 1 cup Don't google it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Lovecraft said: 2 girls 1 cup Don't google it 2 girls 1 cup 2 is much, much worse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 10 hours ago, i8hibsh said: Nicola Sturgeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Waffles. Blue. Even typing that makes me shiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 44 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Waffles. Blue. Even typing that makes me shiver. Just seeing the words is causing my toast and honey to want to jump out my stomach in a violent fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 59 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Waffles. Blue. Even typing that makes me shiver. Lemon Party. Christ, I need to change my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 11 hours ago, i8hibsh said: Nicola Sturgeon. I raise you Ruth Davidson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Sarah O said: Tbf I8hibsh has a point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 14 hours ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: The vermin winning the Scottish cup, made me sick to my stomach for days that did. This 100%, still shaking with seeth . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Rogan Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Kids playing around a dead toddler whose body was just left on the pavement. Horrific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 My sister-in-law in a bikini. In itself, this may not sound too horrific, but bear in mind she is the equivalent circumference as the Maybury roundabout (not as smooth though) and you may start to get my drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 9/11 And the scumbag CTs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 40 minutes ago, Morgan said: My sister-in-law in a bikini. In itself, this may not sound too horrific, but bear in mind she is the equivalent circumference as the Maybury roundabout (not as smooth though) and you may start to get my drift. I raise you my former best pal and fcuk buddy taking a dump in the street coming back from the parry lamp in Livingston. and to think she wanted to get frisky once back mine just a few minutes later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Joe Rogan said: Kids playing around a dead toddler whose body was just left on the pavement. Horrific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, Marvin said: I raise you my former best pal and fcuk buddy taking a dump in the street coming back from the parry lamp in Livingston. and to think she wanted to get frisky once back mine just a few minutes later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Morgan said: That's what I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Joe Rogan said: Kids playing around a dead toddler whose body was just left on the pavement. Horrific. I was going to say I took the kids swimming this morning and they had to get out because some young kid curled one out in the pool. But it seems so petty now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Rogan Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Indeed. It was on the Cambodian side of the land border with Thailand at Poi Pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Joe Rogan said: Kids playing around a dead toddler whose body was just left on the pavement. Horrific. Where was that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 10 hours ago, Lovecraft said: 2 girls 1 cup Don't google it I did for the first time today ... How could the human body possibly deal with that.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 16 hours ago, Marvin said: I raise you Ruth Davidson. Double raise you Diane Abbott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 At a party, a guy snogging a lassie who still had wet spew down her top. Sitting at the back of a packed bar in Haarlem watching a Ramones cover band, I turned to see a couple standing next to our table, just forward of me. He'd lifted the back of her skirt and had his finger up her arse while they were standing watching the band, about 2 feet from my face. We left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, Smithee said: At a party, a guy snogging a lassie who still had wet spew down her top. Sitting at the back of a packed bar in Haarlem watching a Ramones cover band, I turned to see a couple standing next to our table, just forward of me. He'd lifted the back of her skirt and had his finger up her arse while they were standing watching the band, about 2 feet from my face. We left. ? Live and let live Smithee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 13 hours ago, ri Alban said: 9/11 And the scumbag CTs. That's just made up. Why lie when you are anonymous. I would conclude only a bitter plum would lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Smithee said: At a party, a guy snogging a lassie who still had wet spew down her top. On another day that would have been me. In shagaluf circa 1996 I fired into a lassie who had spewed, what's worse I knew she had been sick, which also explained the carrot in between my teeth in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 On 20/10/2018 at 04:07, Lovecraft said: 2 girls 1 cup Don't google it That's just so wrong. To think my breakfast will soon be ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 7 hours ago, jake said: That's just made up. Why lie when you are anonymous. I would conclude only a bitter plum would lie What are you talking about? Alex Jones etc... who make money out of this are total scumbags. I feel sorry the folk with mental health issues or substance abuse problems who line their pockets. Ive seen other stuff but that would be a distressed thread or depressed thread. What these animals did that day was disgusting. But.... wait a minute... I've just realised, you're one of those who lines Alex Jones pockets. Have another drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 44 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Have another drink! Way below the belt, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Way below the belt, mate. I know. Ma bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, ri Alban said: I know. Ma bad. We're all friends and all looking out for each other here, buddy. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: We're all friends and all looking out for each other here, buddy. ? One of those, I wish I hadn't, moments. Incidentally, this is my day off/bevy day. Might stay clear of here, not. Edited October 21, 2018 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, ri Alban said: One of those, I wish I hadn't, moments. Incidentally, this is my day off/bevy day. Might stay clear of here, not. Been off the bevvy whilst waiting for the Mrs to drop. Week overdue now so might push my luck for a sneaky Sunday afternoon pint today. 23 hours ago, Joe Rogan said: Kids playing around a dead toddler whose body was just left on the pavement. Horrific. That's just ****ing heartbreaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Been off the bevvy whilst waiting for the Mrs to drop. Week overdue now so might push my luck for a sneaky Sunday afternoon pint today. I did the same back in 97, The Ranger v Hearts game, I was the rubber man. When she started about 3am, I was ill and ambulance guy was looking after me, as my Mrs was dealing with her contractions. She'll never let me forget it. All the best, btw. Edited October 21, 2018 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 On 19/10/2018 at 18:55, Swanny17 said: I knew a guy who used to collect bogey’s (including from other people) and then eat it as a bogey ball. He took particular pride in doing so, especially if it had black spots in it. (I’m actually boaking writing this!) ?? So JKB, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve seen? WTAF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 On 20/10/2018 at 04:07, Lovecraft said: 2 girls 1 cup Don't google it I hate you. I hate you because you said and I quote "Don't google it"!!! What did I just do? I chuffing googled it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Once watched a charming gentleman in a club in Dundee throw up all over the floor, spend the next couple of minutes looking in his vomit for a pill he'd just taken, then found it then necked it again. Also once saw someone get glassed. Pretty rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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